You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Archer - Animation (S02E02)

Short Films 2009 Season 2, Episode 6 7 min 440 clips
Short Sport Documentary

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Mole Hunt 1 1
Training Day 1 2
Diversity Hire 1 3
Killing Utne 1 4
Honeypot 1 5
Skorpio 1 6
Skytanic 1 7
The Rock 1 8
Job Offer 1 9
Dial M for Mother 1 10
Swiss Miss 2 1
Animation 2 2
Animation 2 3
Animation 2 4
Animation 2 5
Animation 2 6
Animation 2 7
Animation 2 8
Animation 2 9
Animation 2 10
Animation 2 11
Animation 2 12
Animation 2 13
Animation 3 1
Animation 3 2
Animation 3 3
Animation 3 4
Animation 3 5
Animation 3 6
Animation 3 7
Animation 3 8
Animation 3 9
Animation 3 10
Animation 3 11
Animation 3 12
Animation 3 13
Fugue and Riffs 4 1
Animation 4 2
Animation 4 3
Animation 4 4
Animation 4 5
Animation 4 6
Animation 4 7
Animation 4 8
Animation 4 9
Animation 4 10
Animation 4 11
Animation 5 1
Animation 5 2
Animation 5 3
Animation 5 4
Animation 5 5
Animation 5 6
Animation 5 7
Animation 5 8
Animation 5 9
Animation 5 10
Title Season Episode
Animation 5 11
Animation 5 12
Animation 5 13
The Holdout 6 1
Three to Tango 6 2
The Archer Sanction 6 3
Edie's Wedding 6 4
Vision Quest 6 5
Sitting 6 6
Animation 6 7
Animation 6 8
Animation 6 9
Animation 6 10
Animation 6 11
Animation 6 12
Animation 6 13
The Figgis Agency 7 1
The Handoff 7 2
Deadly Prep 7 3
Motherless Child 7 4
Bel Panto: Part I 7 5
Bel Panto: Part II 7 6
Double Indecency 7 7
Liquid Lunch 7 8
Deadly Velvet: Part 1 7 9
Deadly Velvet: Part 2 7 10
Animation 8 1
Animation 8 2
Animation 8 3
Animation 8 4
Animation 8 5
Animation 8 6
Animation 8 7
Animation 8 8
Danger Island: Different Modes of Preparing the Fruit 9 3
Danger Island: A Warrior in Costume 9 4
Danger Island: Strange Doings in the Taboo Groves 9 5
Danger Island: Some Remarks on Cannibalism 9 6
Danger Island: Comparative Wickedness of Civilized and Unenlightened Peoples 9 7
Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj 10 1
Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday 10 2
Archer: 1999 -- The Leftovers 10 3
Archer: 1999 -- Dining with the Zarglorp 10 4
Archer: 1999 -- Mr. Deadly Goes to Town 10 5
Archer: 1999 -- Road Trip 10 6
Archer: 1999 -- Space Pirates 10 7
Archer: 1999 -- Cubert 10 8
Archer: 1999 -- Robert De Niro 10 9
The Orpheus Gambit 11 1
Bloodsploosh 11 2
Helping Hands 11 3
Robot Factory 11 4
Best Friends 11 5
The Double Date 11 6
Caught Napping 11 7
Cold Fusion 11 8
I can't hear you...
"I can't hear you..."
Archer
PAM: Come on. GILLETTE: Suck it, women.
"PAM: Come on. GILLETTE: Suck it, women."
Archer
- Come render the salad unto Caesar. - Yeah.
"- Come render the salad unto Caesar. - Yeah."
Archer
- Yes. - We're still in the lead.
"- Yes. - We're still in the lead."
Archer
[PEOPLE CHUCKLING]
"[PEOPLE CHUCKLING]"
Archer
LANA: How could he not? He's Cyril.
"LANA: How could he not? He's Cyril."
Archer
Come on, gals. Pammy Pam is buying.
"Come on, gals. Pammy Pam is buying."
Archer
Come on, get me drunk enough, I might have sex with you.
"Come on, get me drunk enough, I might have sex with you."
Archer
We just work together. Oh, hello.
"We just work together. Oh, hello."
Archer
- At ISIS, you said? - L...
"- At ISIS, you said? - L..."
Archer
And thank you.
"And thank you."
Archer
Would you shut up?
"Would you shut up?"
Archer
Great. That's just what I need, coming off a blackout drunk.
"Great. That's just what I need, coming off a blackout drunk."
Archer
Great. Now he's gonna be moping around...
"Great. Now he's gonna be moping around..."
Archer
...like Droopy Dog on downers for the day.
"...like Droopy Dog on downers for the day."
Archer
[ARCHER CHUCKLES]
"[ARCHER CHUCKLES]"
Archer
- Ha-ha-ha. - Do you think this is funny?
"- Ha-ha-ha. - Do you think this is funny?"
Archer
LANA: Oh, come on. CHERYL: Seriously?
"LANA: Oh, come on. CHERYL: Seriously?"
Archer
I think.
"I think."
Archer
[COMPUTER PIRATE TALKS INDISTINCTLY]
"[COMPUTER PIRATE TALKS INDISTINCTLY]"
Archer
Anyway, I loaded that into the mainframe...
"Anyway, I loaded that into the mainframe..."
Archer
Cyril, I got that specially for you...
"Cyril, I got that specially for you..."
Archer
George, why is there money in there?
"George, why is there money in there?"
Archer
Too good, that's the problem.
"Too good, that's the problem."
Archer
Wait, what kind of risk?
"Wait, what kind of risk?"
Archer
Not from this. It's just a cute little pirate.
"Not from this. It's just a cute little pirate."
Archer
But it shows there are flaws out there that can be exploited by bad people.
"But it shows there are flaws out there that can be exploited by bad people."
Archer
- But... - Trust me, it's for the greater good.
"- But... - Trust me, it's for the greater good."
Archer
...into a sentient being.
"...into a sentient being."
Archer
Behind about 2 tons of steel and one electronic lock.
"Behind about 2 tons of steel and one electronic lock."
Archer
- This one. - Ugh.
"- This one. - Ugh."
Archer
COMPUTER PIRATE: Hunch, hunch. COMPUTER BIRD: What, what?
"COMPUTER PIRATE: Hunch, hunch. COMPUTER BIRD: What, what?"
Archer
...while you were getting takeout from your stupid Chinese bank.
"...while you were getting takeout from your stupid Chinese bank."
Archer
What? It's just a little cartoon pirate.
"What? It's just a little cartoon pirate."
Archer
- Well, is it or isn't it? - I don't know.
"- Well, is it or isn't it? - I don't know."
Archer
The mainframe thinks they're nuclear missile launches...
"The mainframe thinks they're nuclear missile launches..."
Archer
COMPUTER PIRATE: Hunch, hunch.
"COMPUTER PIRATE: Hunch, hunch."
Archer
Same thing in a tornado.
"Same thing in a tornado."
Archer
KRIEGER: Don't.
"KRIEGER: Don't."
Archer
So, hey, how about I take a crack?
"So, hey, how about I take a crack?"
Archer
Great.
"Great."
Archer
[GROANS]
"[GROANS]"
Archer
[COMPUTERS CRASHING]
"[COMPUTERS CRASHING]"
Archer
Who am I, Elisha Otis?
"Who am I, Elisha Otis?"
Archer
- Probably holding it wrong. - Yeah.
"- Probably holding it wrong. - Yeah."
Archer
LANA: Would you please... - Buh-buh-buh-buh!
"LANA: Would you please... - Buh-buh-buh-buh!"
Archer
God damn you all to hell!
"God damn you all to hell!"
Archer
And once the worm decrypts the cover list and uploads it...
"And once the worm decrypts the cover list and uploads it..."
Archer
...to whoever is behind this foul deed...
"...to whoever is behind this foul deed..."
Archer
And probably killed.
"And probably killed."
Archer
PAM: Really? GILLETTE: Am I on that list?
"PAM: Really? GILLETTE: Am I on that list?"
Archer
Also from X-Men. Remember?
"Also from X-Men. Remember?"
Archer
Right here. Like, one second ago.
"Right here. Like, one second ago."
Archer
- Look... - Take the money back.
"- Look... - Take the money back."
Archer
...it has a consequence.
"...it has a consequence."
Archer
Okay, what if I get you the 50 million?
"Okay, what if I get you the 50 million?"
Archer
- Did that sound a lot better in your head? - Yes, it did.
"- Did that sound a lot better in your head? - Yes, it did."
Archer
Krieger, we don't have much time. Can you stop the worm or not?
"Krieger, we don't have much time. Can you stop the worm or not?"
Archer
Archer. Hey, so, uh, you busy?
"Archer. Hey, so, uh, you busy?"
Archer
You, Cyril, are a ******* idiot.
"You, Cyril, are a ******* idiot."
Archer
- How much did he pay you? - Fif... Forty thousand?
"- How much did he pay you? - Fif... Forty thousand?"
Archer
...like, 3000 on new suits and shoes and...
"...like, 3000 on new suits and shoes and..."
Archer
L... You have a shoemaker?
"L... You have a shoemaker?"
Archer
- Well, let me see, it's pretty big... - What is the floor plan?
"- Well, let me see, it's pretty big... - What is the floor plan?"
Archer
...incredibly sexy Asian women in bikinis. - Oh, I'm suddenly much less angry.
"...incredibly sexy Asian women in bikinis. - Oh, I'm suddenly much less angry."
Archer
Or minutes. Look, I'm a little busy.
"Or minutes. Look, I'm a little busy."
Archer
Getting back in the old dating game.
"Getting back in the old dating game."
Archer
A big spritz of knockout gas?
"A big spritz of knockout gas?"
Archer
- Oh, it's just over there on the server. ARCHER: Where's the...?
"- Oh, it's just over there on the server. ARCHER: Where's the...?"
Archer
- Aah! Damn it, Cyril. - Remember to channel it.
"- Aah! Damn it, Cyril. - Remember to channel it."
Archer
Yeah, but now she doesn't have a...
"Yeah, but now she doesn't have a..."
Archer
Oh, come on.
"Oh, come on."
Archer
Sorry in advance for this.
"Sorry in advance for this."
Archer
That crunching noise?
"That crunching noise?"
Archer
CYRIL: Channel it, Archer. ARCHER: Cyril!
"CYRIL: Channel it, Archer. ARCHER: Cyril!"
Archer
- I'm warning you. - Shoot him, Cyril. But just him.
"- I'm warning you. - Shoot him, Cyril. But just him."
Archer
Pretty demanding sport, pretty tough on the glutes.
"Pretty demanding sport, pretty tough on the glutes."
Archer
What was the failure that forever killed the love in your father's heart?
"What was the failure that forever killed the love in your father's heart?"
Archer
Holy shit.
"Holy shit."
Archer
[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
"[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]"
Archer
You whinging little shit. You just cost me $50 million.
"You whinging little shit. You just cost me $50 million."
Archer
Well, technically, I won it, but...
"Well, technically, I won it, but..."
Archer
I'm sorry, okay? And I promise, I'll never do anything like that again.
"I'm sorry, okay? And I promise, I'll never do anything like that again."
Archer
So do you have to tell anybody?
"So do you have to tell anybody?"
Archer
[ARCHER EXHALES]
"[ARCHER EXHALES]"
Archer
ARCHER: I am the target.
"ARCHER: I am the target."
Archer
I am the target.
"I am the target."
Archer
- I am the target. LANA: Ugh!
"- I am the target. LANA: Ugh!"
Archer
Then go already! Bag with which one douches.
"Then go already! Bag with which one douches."
Archer
- Sorry, what's that? - Miss it.
"- Sorry, what's that? - Miss it."
Archer
CYRIL: All right. ARCHER: Over the sound...
"CYRIL: All right. ARCHER: Over the sound..."
Archer
LANA: Come on. PAM: Really?
"LANA: Come on. PAM: Really?"
Archer
...of my deafening awesomeness.
"...of my deafening awesomeness."
Archer
- Oh, my God, I hate him so much. - What a dick.
"- Oh, my God, I hate him so much. - What a dick."
Archer
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Uh-uh.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Uh-uh."
Archer
- Check it out. Look. - Well, yeah, but just by one.
"- Check it out. Look. - Well, yeah, but just by one."
Archer
- And? - And Cyril's got three throws left...
"- And? - And Cyril's got three throws left..."
Archer
...to get two measly points... - Ha, ha. Yeah.
"...to get two measly points... - Ha, ha. Yeah."
Archer
...for the win. - Exactly.
"...for the win. - Exactly."
Archer
[WOMEN LAUGHING]
"[WOMEN LAUGHING]"
Archer
- Are you shitting me? - Will you shut up?
"- Are you shitting me? - Will you shut up?"
Archer
- Ignore him. ARCHER: Oh, my God.
"- Ignore him. ARCHER: Oh, my God."
Archer
- Maybe it's in your vagina, right? - What is?
"- Maybe it's in your vagina, right? - What is?"
Archer
Come on, Cyril. What's the matter?
"Come on, Cyril. What's the matter?"
Archer
- Can't perform under pressure? - I...
"- Can't perform under pressure? - I..."
Archer
CYRIL: Could you repeat that, please? WOMAN: Onomatopoeia.
"CYRIL: Could you repeat that, please? WOMAN: Onomatopoeia."
Archer
Uh...
"Uh..."
Archer
O-N-O...
"O-N-O..."
Archer
...M- O-T-O...
"...M- O-T-O..."
Archer
Pee?
"Pee?"
Archer
Jeezy Petes.
"Jeezy Petes."
Archer
[PEOPLE LAUGHING]
"[PEOPLE LAUGHING]"
Archer
ARCHER: You idiot. How could you miss that?
"ARCHER: You idiot. How could you miss that?"
Archer
Way to go, Chokely Carmichael.
"Way to go, Chokely Carmichael."
Archer
Pam. Pam, wait up.
"Pam. Pam, wait up."
Archer
- Really? - No.
"- Really? - No."
Archer
It's a catch-22.
"It's a catch-22."
Archer
The amount of alcohol I'd need...
"The amount of alcohol I'd need..."
Archer
...would literally kill me. - Dick.
"...would literally kill me. - Dick."
Archer
My record's three.
"My record's three."
Archer