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Clips from Archer - Animation (S04E04)

Short Films 2009 Season 4, Episode 5 7 min 384 clips

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- Grappa. - Tsk. Aw.
No, I can't. We-- No, you can. I'm allowing you.
Oh, my God, thank you. You're welcome.
Krieger, hey. You wanna get a drink? Ooh.
- Lana? - Yes.
- Who are you, Jaime Sommers? - Yes.
I'm going to vomit.
We did.
Hm. Doesn't even make sense.
Dick hole, and where'd you get that?
Rape-prevention class...
- No shit. - Yeah.
If you mean my grandfather's Glengoolie Blue,
Ha. How long has it been since you got laid, Lana?
But it's a close third.
It was actually about 10 times worse.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Okay, bye.
Thanks.
Yeah, where is Barry?
...he said he must go for work to London.
Wow, that was months ago.
Not a word.
What could have happened to him? Uh...
No!
Barry, right. Um... Please, Sterling...
I think in her mind that means--
Hm.
L-Hey-
And is this just jackoff central?
Ew. I meant with Mother.
You heard me, do not go in there.
Fire. Ugh.
Okay, status report. Mother in there?
Nice. Hey, excellent job, seriously.
Thank you. So when I said this is Opposite World--
emptiness where his mother's love should-- Ow!
Yeah, those scientists were pretty resourceful...
What? Wait, how'd we get to another woman?
No, I can probably get some.
And also if I can prove it somehow.
...then he will be dead to me.
- Ah! - Ha, ha, ha! Whoo!
How is this my fault? You were the--
How is that funny?
But what about the robot fight?
Until Other Barry just couldn't stand it anymore.
Krieger.
Par“!
Uh... Not really.
Okay, so screw those in.
I am screwing.
Why? What's on here? Nothing. Jesus.
Christ, Ray.
Is it too much to ask? Just once?
Sorry I accused you of-- It's okay.
- Then why are you bothering--? - Cheryl!
Okay. Tape, woman, tape.
Okay, here. Dick-nuts.
Well, Katya, you say that...
Barry? Barry, it's me, Archer.
BARRY". Archer. I am screwing...
...female scientists up here. All of them.
All of- Okay, Barry, --
BARRY". Different ways. Like“ In asshole.
Okay, Barry. Jesus, have some--
Well, goody, you win space camp.
I may have gone a teeny bit off-script'?
Doesn't even make sense.
Uh, that.
I mean. heh, heh, I am the head of the KGB, so--
And if you do want, I can be bottom.
No problem there.
I didn't.
Give me that. No, no, no, that's not...
Whoo! Ha, ha, ha.
- ...water. - Well, what the hell was it?
Ha, ha, ha. “Date" dates, ding-dong. With who'?
My cooch has cobwebs on it.
With...?
Fisherman's Wife and The Re-Tentacling.
Oh, okay. And as another matter of fact, I am.
With Ron, in the bar at the Tuntmore.
Yes. Yes!
Not on my carpet, you're not. I--
Shut up, because first of all...