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Clips from Archer - Animation (S03E03)

Short Films 2009 Season 3, Episode 7 7 min 378 clips

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And so here's what I propose:
Isn't it pronounced "valet"?
Uh, I'm sorry, is something funny?
Just that last part, where she slapped you.
No, no, no, Mr. Reynolds, wait.
Speedboats, not airboats.
Burt? Oh, no. No. Yeah. Yeah.
I hope that's not gonna be a problem.
Oh, please!
When you fainted like a schoolgirl.
Ugh! And since when is he your hero?
Apparently. This intel's a week old.
Hello? Sterling, dear, it's me. There's...
Sterling? Don't hang up!
Leave it.
Oh... For you, for some reason.
Also a blanket. The AC in my room's stuck on freeze.
I mean, not that you would, but...
Cyril, I'm pretty tense right now.
Cyril... Burt Reynolds is actually banging...
He's not doing that!
And you opened it?
I bet Archer kidnapped him. How?
Woodhouse! I shall fetch a cucumber.
Can't or...? Won't, whatever. Pick one.
A mental ward. White walls, white sheets...
Uh, that would be a pimp cup, sir.
Executive producer?! But I'm not...
Duck!
Holy shit! Lana! Hang on!
Yes, I will! No, you won't. I've seen you drive.
You think you can outdrive me?
So let's do this!
Nothing, just didn't know they sold those to men.
Emotional intimacy.
Oh, my God, you...
You are such an asshole!
Which is totally not cool!
Whoa. Now it's officially a chase. Hooray!
Oh, wait, wait. You're gonna wanna see this.
Please, don't do this.
My pants are now literally wet.
...bet. Goddamn it.
No, serpentine, serpentine!
Oh, hello. Hello.
Ha, ha, ha. That was actually pretty sweet.
Sorry about that.
Kick-ass! Stupid villains!
They're not doing anything! We're gonna die!
Don't you touch me!
Ah! You're taking me to the premiere?
You what? I know, I'm sorry, I...
Ow. Ow. Ow!
What is wrong with you?!
Have a good time, Mother.
Oh, Burt!
...drink chilled champagne served by my valet...
Only if he's parking your car.
Pig!
Yeah? You like physical humor?
Depends on the situation. Ow.
You okay? No, I'm not o... Oh, my God.
You're Burt Reynolds. Yes, I am.
No, no, I'm not.
Hi, Sterling Archer. Sterling Archer?
Really? Yes.
That movie was just god-awful.
I've seen all your other movies like five times.
Oh, I even saw At Long Last Love.
Yeah, yeah. Well... I thought you were great.
Really? I mean...
Well, I wanted to. Me too.
Listen, I kind of have a date.
Gator was a sequel. I know.
Twice as many would be none. What? Gator had...
- Uh, heh... Yoo-hoo!
Mother? What are you doing here?
What are you doing here? I'm kicking it with...
Remember how I said I kind of have a date? Oh...
It's kind of with your mom. Oh, Burt Reynolds.
It was an involuntary reaction, Mother...
Since always!
Eastbound and down
I'm serious, I will do something drastic.