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Clips from Archer - Robot Factory (S11E11)

"[laughter]"
Archer
"‐ [laughing] What are we laughing at?"
Archer
"Is it Cyril?"
Archer
"‐ That's a very limited edition"
Archer
"only available at the plantation."
Archer
"Oh! Hey, Archer!"
Archer
"‐ Barry! [gunshots]"
Archer
"- [shrieks] - Archer, no!"
Archer
"‐ [groaning] ‐ Damn it, Archer."
Archer
"‐ Aw, my sipping tequila."
Archer
"‐ New rule: No more office gun play."
Archer
"‐ Fine by me."
Archer
"Knives and chains are so much more intimate."
Archer
"- You know you got shot, right? - [scoffs]"
Archer
"For your information, this is a prior wound."
Archer
"‐ Ow. Did I get him?"
Archer
"‐ Ooh. You sure did, bud."
Archer
"Great grouping. Let me help you up."
Archer
"‐ No, I don't need help from my sworn enemy"
Archer
"who by the way,"
Archer
"anyone else should feel free to start shooting."
Archer
"[groans]"
Archer
"‐ Up goes my buddy."
Archer
"‐ Not your buddy!"
Archer
"Mother, what the hell is happening?"
Archer
"‐ Barry works for us now."
Archer
"- What!? - Look."
Archer
"Barry is a very valuable team member."
Archer
"- He saved my life in Morocco. - And then you saved me"
Archer
"from that counterfeit Moroccan rug dealer."
Archer
"- You shopped with him? - And more!"
Archer
"He's my emergency contact."
Archer
"‐ Did not know that, but I will honor the responsibility."
Archer
"‐ Seriously? One three year coma,"
Archer
"and you're all best friends with the man"
Archer
"who killed my fiancée and seduced her cyborg form?"
Archer
"‐ Well, technically, she killed herself trying to kill me,"
Archer
"but I get where you're coming from."
Archer
"So allow me to say I am Barry, Barry sorry."
Archer
"‐ [laughs sarcastically] Then allow me to say good‐bye."
Archer
"[electrical sparking] Ah, damn."
Archer
"That was supposed to electrocute you."
Archer
"- Hang on. - Look,"
Archer
"I know we have a history,"
Archer
"but after you reconnected me with my mom,"
Archer
"I started working on myself,"
Archer
"went to therapy, cut the toxic elements out of my life."
Archer
"I haven't seen Katya‐‐ [electrical sparking]"
Archer
"Or talked to Other Barry in two years."
Archer
"Also, my circuits are shielded"
Archer
"against anything short of an EMP, so go nuts."
Archer
"‐ Oh, I plan to Barry."
Archer
"About this obvious and inevitable double cross."
Archer
"‐ Then it's a good thing you're going on the mission with him."
Archer
"- Barry? - He has briefing power?"
Archer
"Barry: Our target‐‐ Archer: No shit!"
Archer
"‐ Shh. The movie's starting."
Archer
"‐ Our target is a KGB factory"
Archer
"that is currently using my DNA and schematics"
Archer
"to crank out hundreds of handsome devils just like me."
Archer
"Our mission is to infiltrate the factory"
Archer
"and destroy the bots. Any questions?"
Archer
"‐ Doooouble cross."
Archer
"‐ Technically, a statement."
Archer
"‐ You're technically an egg with glasses."
Archer
"- Sorry, have a candy bar. - Thanks?"
Archer
"‐ Barry wants me to lead a team to a factory full of Barrys,"
Archer
"where we'll be surrounded by Barrys,"
Archer
"at which point he'll help us destroy the Barrys"
Archer
"instead of letting them kill us in an obvious double cross?"
Archer
"‐ Hey, you listened to the briefing."
Archer
"‐ Out of pure outrage."
Archer
"‐ Although, technically, I'm team leader on this mission."
Archer
"‐ What!?"
Archer
"[laughs] I'm getting a fury tremor."
Archer
"That's how angry I am right now."
Archer
"‐ Use it. Because if we fail,"
Archer
"a plague of Barry‐Bots will sweep the Earth,"
Archer
"enslaving all of mankind."
Archer
"‐ Which I bet you would just hate."
Archer
"Isn't that right, Barry?"
Archer
"‐ Absotively."
Archer
"[electrical whirring]"
Archer
"[sinister music]"
Archer
"[main title theme]"
Archer
"♪ ♪"
Archer
"to go to stupid Russia"
Archer
"with stupid Barry to get stupid betrayed."
Archer
"‐ He sounds positively dreadful, sir."
Archer
"‐ Sounds? Alcott, do you not know my entire backstory?"
Archer
"‐ I catch on quickly, sir. I'm trained in‐‐"
Archer
"‐ Unacceptable excuses? I know, Alcott."
Archer
"But a good valet knows backstory."
Archer
"And doesn't pack wool socks for Russia in May."
Archer
"What the‐‐? Is that Reggie?"
Archer
"Alcott, did you seriously not feed this lemur"
Archer
"for the three years I was in a coma?"
Archer
"‐ Sir, I only entered your employ this morning."
Archer
"So I don't‐‐"
Archer
"‐ Understand the concept of animal cruelty?"
Archer
"Obviously, Alcott."
Archer
"Move this dead lemur and arrange for a funeral."
Archer
"‐ [snarls] ‐ [shouting]"
Archer
"‐ [laughs] Holy shit."
Archer
"Reggie, you're alive."
Archer
"Thank you, Alcott."
Archer
"You know with this whole Barry thing,"
Archer
"I definitely needed a laugh."
Archer
"‐ [shouting] ‐ But obviously,"
Archer
"after you clean up, you're fired."
Archer
"‐ Which is why I'm done fooling around!"
Archer
"‐ And you want us to fool around!"
Archer
"‐ Permission!"
Archer
"‐ I want your help."
Archer
"Sterling's going through valets"
Archer
"like a bullet through tropical mahogany."
Archer
"We're taking over the interview process"
Archer
"until we find an ideal candidate."
Archer
"‐ [groans] That's why they're here?"
Archer
"- Why else would they be here? - I don't know."
Archer
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