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Clips from Archer - Animation (S08E08)

Short Films 2009 Season 8, Episode 3 7 min 473 clips

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So, uh, what are we doing?
We followed you.
Will you stop illustrating my point?
- It's... not what it looks like? - Which is...
Murder, figgis, you insufferable little prick!
Yeah, I guess it does, kind of.
But it shows what you know,
because it's only accessory after the fact.
pre-deceased young woman to fake my death.
of a quasi-incestuous home-life situation.
How quasi?
Heiress to the vast Vandertunt Publishing Fortune?
Yeah. They're... Wait. Why?
Because I'm going to drive it,
Now we'll see how you like
- Damn it, Poovey! - What? Figuratively!
Well, either way, I can tell you right now i...
Wait. Did you say "a change" or just "change,"
as in spare change?
♪ Jazzy theme... ♪
Well, at least let me talk to her.
Oh. Thought you meant besides that.
Like living with a bunch of roosters.
I could actually go for some pie.
Dreamland? Do you know Lana Kane?
This is Verl. That's Cliff, and that's...
- We didn't vote on that. - No, you're not.
doing a little work for your boss, Mother.
Well, murder, but technically,
How about you guys? What are you in for?
Okay. Hey, come on. Let me... Hey, relax.
It's our second offense.
What if I told you I could get you guys outta here,
no charges filed?
I need your help to do it, though.
To do what, exactly?
Oh, man!
Remind me never to rent you a mule.
Four? Out of... five?
Why not?
Mother: I'm sorry. I must have misheard you.
But I wonder. What if we had a comedy night?
Okay, let's get you dancin', handsome.
Maybe I could do a comedy routine.
- Seriously? - What?
Aw, brother, I have.
No. There were lions.
Look, man, verl's got to be the cop.
You look like you should be policing a cornfield.
Caw! Caw! Seriously.
For one thing, I have military experience, so...
I was in the transport corps. I was a steward.
So, no matter how eager
Negroes were to prove ourselves in combat,
And driving trucks and serving coffee
that a segregated service is just crazy.
Will you quit jamming my ass with that thing?
Damn it.
Talk about looking like a scarecrow.
Is it, uh, a truck full of my Chinese whores?
Oh!
of things to fill with Chinese whores.
when you hear what I've got for you.
Intriguing.
Oh, I bet she's charming.
What is she talking about?
- They called him that? - How should I know?
I am simply mortified.
Please accept my apology. I...
Poovey: I say we put it to a vote.
but also gradually more berserker.
This is the best... Day... ever!
Lana: Thank you.
Oh, thank you. Oh, you're too kind.
Doing good? Having a swell time?
Painting the town Red? Wonderful!
Al Capone. He just died. You hear about this?
Wouldn't wanna be that broad, would ya?
Hi, alphonse?
You know, like she's calling
Oh, goody.
Another sweater.
Which is now. Let's go.
A distraction. Nice!
The key, you dickheads!
Ohh, right. Duh.
Yeah. Apparently, he was fine for a while,
"Well, I've got some good news and bad news.
Uh, Syphilis, Syphilis,
I mean...
What the hell is going on here?
Nope. For what?
- What's your badge and unit number? - F-Four?
Okay, you are just terrifying.
- Seriously? - Floyd: What?
I bet in the long run it's more economical.
Just get in the truck.
Well, then, I shall thank you to mind your tone.
There were five of 'em!
No. No, there was so much confusion.
Well, for one thing... Noooo!
you're gonna find the Vandertunt Broad,
You're gonna bring her to Trexler's,
You got it? Mawp. Mawp.
- Wait. What? - Ew!
out of all your paychecks!
Not so fast, shamus.
- Mm-hmm. - Well, now I feel like an asshole.