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Clips from Archer - Animation (S08E08)

Short Films 2009 Season 8, Episode 4 7 min 354 clips

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You do you not see the phone to my ear?
Maybe the one about the interrup... Ting cow? - Moo!
Listen, you had just better put Mr. Vandertunt
hello? Ass!
Seriously. And let me guess...
No. I don't know.
Your point being? I desperately need sleep?
Because Len Trexler is going to be left holding
way the hell out there without some sleep. I...
No! - Well...
I'm not taking him anybody's finger.
I'm just trying to save you a trip. - How...
to get mixed up in is a kidnapping,
Typical Archer.
Wonder what they were after.
Well, we're not gonna find any clues to lead us
she was at dreamland with Archer the other night.
Uh, ze kidnapperz.
Please hold the wire.
Can he hear us?
I'm just sort of a go-between.
Whom I'm sure she's boring senseless
with her constant raving about incest.
Ohh. Mm-hmm!
Deeply. - Very well.
Well... - Yeah.
Tell me, Mr. Archer, does, or do,
Most confusing, yes, because such a person
"He"? I mean, what? Th-that's impossible.
Just drive by the house. She can wave to you.
just make sure that she's holding the newspaper
Aw, goddamn it.
Well, actually seven. What?
You know, not counting her thumbs.
Where the hell am I supposed to find a finger?
Well, I'm very sorry to hear that.
So, let's get to it, shall we?
some pull-on fake feet, man, not... not...
No, you crazy kraut bastard,
Look, I'm just following orders.
What? That's what the Nazis said!
Mmm. What a load of shit.
I should be looking for my partner's killer,
oh, I get it!
because I came to you for help!
Exactly. Whose fault is that?
so now I gotta go find a goddamn finger?
Hits like a weak little bitch of a girl,
You know you're killing me, right?
Figgis is counting on that ransom money.
by all those Chinese broads.
Pfft! Talk about no good deed. It was a good deed.
And now I need you to help me do another good deed.
using a severed human finger.
And reunite a family.
Of daughter and sister-bangers.
Well, let's go to the morgue.
There isn't one. Yet!
missing persons, yeah. White female, 30s,
Your jerk-off partner's already back there.
Are you nuts?
Do you wanna get caught? We're not gonna get caught.
Aw, jeez. He's really doing it.
this whole thing is Archer's fault, so...
Okay. Jesus.
I am the police.
What, are you hourly? Pfft!
Well, it is now.
Anything. Whatever. A little box.
Yeah, that makes more sense.
Really wish we hadn't have done that.
And I assume you'll be in touch shortly
I mean...
Good.
But... and then you're gonna help me find
Right.
I... I do, but... - What?
I said, I... you think this is some sort of joke?
Shut up. Look, I...
on the line this instant!
Oh. Well, then...
Apparently that was your brother.
he... let me guess!
has this happened before?
Well, he... hey, do you need me for this?
Yes! Because I've been awake for, like, three days.
a very empty bag on this.
And to make that happen,
I need you to drive out to Vandertunt castle
and convince the old man I'll mail her home
But not really,
though, right? Well...
no! Well...
look... I can't drive
I have Dexedrine.
Ah, and the universe provides.
Huh? But not one of mine, though, right?
I mean, you don't want to drive all the way
out there just to have him say,
we're going to need a finger."
Oh, you'd be surprised.
The last thing I wanted
I never even see the inside of a cell.
So I am not looking forward to this.
Figures he'd be a goddamn slob.
Uh, I think maybe somebody tossed the place?
Oh. Yeah. Maybe.
Why... I was gonna say "flap-hammered."