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Clips from Archer - Animation (S04E04)

Short Films 2009 Season 4, Episode 6 7 min 424 clips

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God, that was killing me.
You were driving!
Damn. Okay, I guess this'll have to do.
An idiot. Exactly.
Who am I, Lewis and/or Clark? Archer.
Goddamn it!
Well, you're not using the map!
Okay! Jesus!
Come on, I need at least a thousand.
Okay, deal. But I take the map.
Hey, be careful, there might be snakes!
Not even gonna swing at that one.
What do you know about cobras?
Goddamn it, Archer!
It's like if you've ever seen Jackie Gleason dance.
Nor do I see how you could possibly think...
Gurpgork. Yes, Gurpgor-- How did you know that?
...making this pipeline crucial to the Russians...
What, the environment?
What record?
Yeah.
Ray? Time's kind of a factor here, so...
Well, put a tourniquet on me.
You can't tourniquet the taint.
The bigger danger is neuro- and cardiotoxins...
Jesus H. Thirst, speaking of.
Well, maybe for regular people.
It's half empty.
I would, but I can't feel my hands.
Ray. Damn it, on bionic legs.
Oh, right. Goddamn it, Ray.
To use as a signal? Yeah, maybe.
Why me? It's number two on my bucket list.
...try to get satellite photos on the next pass.
Funny, I was just gonna ask you that.
Cyril, I can't move. Archer's...
Oh. Well, very nearly dead, $0...
Mascu-- Look who's talking.
No shit, I was bawling my eyes out.
Seriously. No wonder you're gay.
All right? I'd rather die than sit through
At least you get to bang her.
No, I'm pretty sure I'm dying.
That's not actually good news, is it?
Hey. Cut-rate James Mason.
Aren't you? Are I?
About the earth'?
Please, if you really cared, you'd resign.
James. James Mason. Oh.
Sterling Archer, age 18.
Uh-huh.
Wha-J? NO!
Uh, duh.
Yeah, so...
But, Sterling, do you not see...
...how the actions of a deeply disturbed woman...
...have profoundly influenced your life'?
Well... Well, what?
...just kill yoursel-- Heh-heh-heh.
Are you bouncing on purpose?
What the shit was that? A camel.
L, uh, don't think that's an option.
Oh, I mean nope. Nope, nope, nope. Argh.
Wait, no! I had the right of way!
Hello. Yeah. Way to not call it in.
Phrasing, boom. Boom.
Goodbye, James Mason.
No, you-- Mr. Archer, wait.
Here's $4300.
Okay, "snake" is...
No, no.
Goddamn it.
Or What is it?
Ah, Gurpgork.
Yeah, I don't actually know how any of this works.
Elliptical head, oblique dorsal scales...
I don't need to see this, I remember all of it.
Do you?
And your mother isn't home, is she? No, she had to--
And with Woodhouse, shall we say, indisposed...
L-- Wait, no, yeah, I got...
No, I don't think he can keep bread down.
No, no, no, I think it's--
I think it's antivenom. Give me.
So? We've got 95 grand.
Wait, really?
Oh. Heh.
I did. Thank you, mister.
Oh, my God, Cyril. Ray.
Rat Patrol.
...than this. You know--
Can you at least get out of the jeep? Yes.
Well? Uh, hang on.
I mean, shut up. ls--?
Nope! You are not using the map for that.
Yeah, I doubt it's still there.