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Clips from Archer - Animation (S02E02)

Short Films 2009 Season 2, Episode 4 7 min 422 clips
Short Sport Documentary

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Mole Hunt 1 1
Training Day 1 2
Diversity Hire 1 3
Killing Utne 1 4
Honeypot 1 5
Skorpio 1 6
Skytanic 1 7
The Rock 1 8
Job Offer 1 9
Dial M for Mother 1 10
Swiss Miss 2 1
Animation 2 2
Animation 2 3
Animation 2 4
Animation 2 5
Animation 2 6
Animation 2 7
Animation 2 8
Animation 2 9
Animation 2 10
Animation 2 11
Animation 2 12
Animation 2 13
Animation 3 1
Animation 3 2
Animation 3 3
Animation 3 4
Animation 3 5
Animation 3 6
Animation 3 7
Animation 3 8
Animation 3 9
Animation 3 10
Animation 3 11
Animation 3 12
Animation 3 13
Fugue and Riffs 4 1
Animation 4 2
Animation 4 3
Animation 4 4
Animation 4 5
Animation 4 6
Animation 4 7
Animation 4 8
Animation 4 9
Animation 4 10
Animation 4 11
Animation 5 1
Animation 5 2
Animation 5 3
Animation 5 4
Animation 5 5
Animation 5 6
Animation 5 7
Animation 5 8
Animation 5 9
Animation 5 10
Title Season Episode
Animation 5 11
Animation 5 12
Animation 5 13
The Holdout 6 1
Three to Tango 6 2
The Archer Sanction 6 3
Edie's Wedding 6 4
Vision Quest 6 5
Sitting 6 6
Animation 6 7
Animation 6 8
Animation 6 9
Animation 6 10
Animation 6 11
Animation 6 12
Animation 6 13
The Figgis Agency 7 1
The Handoff 7 2
Deadly Prep 7 3
Motherless Child 7 4
Bel Panto: Part I 7 5
Bel Panto: Part II 7 6
Double Indecency 7 7
Liquid Lunch 7 8
Deadly Velvet: Part 1 7 9
Deadly Velvet: Part 2 7 10
Animation 8 1
Animation 8 2
Animation 8 3
Animation 8 4
Animation 8 5
Animation 8 6
Animation 8 7
Animation 8 8
Danger Island: Different Modes of Preparing the Fruit 9 3
Danger Island: A Warrior in Costume 9 4
Danger Island: Strange Doings in the Taboo Groves 9 5
Danger Island: Some Remarks on Cannibalism 9 6
Danger Island: Comparative Wickedness of Civilized and Unenlightened Peoples 9 7
Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj 10 1
Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday 10 2
Archer: 1999 -- The Leftovers 10 3
Archer: 1999 -- Dining with the Zarglorp 10 4
Archer: 1999 -- Mr. Deadly Goes to Town 10 5
Archer: 1999 -- Road Trip 10 6
Archer: 1999 -- Space Pirates 10 7
Archer: 1999 -- Cubert 10 8
Archer: 1999 -- Robert De Niro 10 9
The Orpheus Gambit 11 1
Bloodsploosh 11 2
Helping Hands 11 3
Robot Factory 11 4
Best Friends 11 5
The Double Date 11 6
Caught Napping 11 7
Cold Fusion 11 8
[ARCHER SIGHS]
"[ARCHER SIGHS]"
Archer
The Crescent City, the Big...
"The Crescent City, the Big..."
Archer
...from blowing up the biggest natural gas pipeline in North America...
"...from blowing up the biggest natural gas pipeline in North America..."
Archer
Like, I happen to care. A lot.
"Like, I happen to care. A lot."
Archer
So mobility will be key, Lana. And how will we achieve mobility?
"So mobility will be key, Lana. And how will we achieve mobility?"
Archer
- An airboat. - An airboat, Lana.
"- An airboat. - An airboat, Lana."
Archer
- Not to mention Gator. - Archer.
"- Not to mention Gator. - Archer."
Archer
Hey, here's a surprise. Hermès.
"Hey, here's a surprise. Hermès."
Archer
- Borrowed it from Woodhouse. - Archer, what the shit?
"- Borrowed it from Woodhouse. - Archer, what the shit?"
Archer
- Da, da-da-da... - Sterling Archer and Lana Kane of ISIS...
"- Da, da-da-da... - Sterling Archer and Lana Kane of ISIS..."
Archer
- Da-da-da. ...from blowing up a gas pipeline.
"- Da-da-da. ...from blowing up a gas pipeline."
Archer
It's a pipe inspection gauge for cleaning the pipeline.
"It's a pipe inspection gauge for cleaning the pipeline."
Archer
ARCHER: Well, wait, hang on a second.
"ARCHER: Well, wait, hang on a second."
Archer
A lot of these aren't so simple.
"A lot of these aren't so simple."
Archer
- Recycling old batteries. - Exactly. Don't we do that already?
"- Recycling old batteries. - Exactly. Don't we do that already?"
Archer
So to get these freebie socialist tax credits...
"So to get these freebie socialist tax credits..."
Archer
- Which I'm only doing for the wetlands. - Wetlands, profits, whatever.
"- Which I'm only doing for the wetlands. - Wetlands, profits, whatever."
Archer
- It really is an emergency. - Of an awesome and ass-kicky nature.
"- It really is an emergency. - Of an awesome and ass-kicky nature."
Archer
And some damn guard dog you is.
"And some damn guard dog you is."
Archer
- I need six more of these. - Why do you need seven?
"- I need six more of these. - Why do you need seven?"
Archer
- Da-da-da... - Women's restroom.
"- Da-da-da... - Women's restroom."
Archer
I'm serious, Archer, if you don't slow down...
"I'm serious, Archer, if you don't slow down..."
Archer
I'll keep feeling this incredibly vibrant and alive?
"I'll keep feeling this incredibly vibrant and alive?"
Archer
I'm not gonna blow the...
"I'm not gonna blow the..."
Archer
- Ahem. - Yeah, try clearing your throat...
"- Ahem. - Yeah, try clearing your throat..."
Archer
No, no, by all means, let me do this, Lana.
"No, no, by all means, let me do this, Lana."
Archer
- Katharine. - Whichever Hepburn. She was the queen.
"- Katharine. - Whichever Hepburn. She was the queen."
Archer
- Of Africa. - Yeah.
"- Of Africa. - Yeah."
Archer
- Gator? - Talking.
"- Gator? - Talking."
Archer
...because we're not there to protect it. - A, all this wildlife can suck it.
"...because we're not there to protect it. - A, all this wildlife can suck it."
Archer
- Would you just...? - Yeah.
"- Would you just...? - Yeah."
Archer
Okay, let's set up a defensive perimeter.
"Okay, let's set up a defensive perimeter."
Archer
The slightest reduction of power could put lives at risk.
"The slightest reduction of power could put lives at risk."
Archer
Lives of what, a few lab rats?
"Lives of what, a few lab rats?"
Archer
Great, I'll just wait half an hour for a cup of ice to melt.
"Great, I'll just wait half an hour for a cup of ice to melt."
Archer
- Don't. Don't... - Ow! Shit.
"- Don't. Don't... - Ow! Shit."
Archer
...touch it. - What the f****** shit is this?
"...touch it. - What the f****** shit is this?"
Archer
- No, no, no. Lana. It's dry ice. - Ow!
"- No, no, no. Lana. It's dry ice. - Ow!"
Archer
ARCHER: And say hi to Sister Morphine.
"ARCHER: And say hi to Sister Morphine."
Archer
- Nope. - Come on.
"- Nope. - Come on."
Archer
- Come on, this is a very fragile ecosystem. - Too fragile to spare one trout?
"- Come on, this is a very fragile ecosystem. - Too fragile to spare one trout?"
Archer
Nothing soon, if people like you keep destroying the environment.
"Nothing soon, if people like you keep destroying the environment."
Archer
What? It's one lousy fish.
"What? It's one lousy fish."
Archer
[PROTESTERS SCREAMING]
"[PROTESTERS SCREAMING]"
Archer
- You're really not scared, are you? - No.
"- You're really not scared, are you? - No."
Archer
- I forgot about that afro. - You know what?
"- I forgot about that afro. - You know what?"
Archer
Getting stuck on a boat with you three times.
"Getting stuck on a boat with you three times."
Archer
And while you eat humble pie with a side of crow, Lana, I will be dining on trout.
"And while you eat humble pie with a side of crow, Lana, I will be dining on trout."
Archer
Shoot it, Archer! Shoot it!
"Shoot it, Archer! Shoot it!"
Archer
Did you see that? And hear that? What is that? What is that sound?
"Did you see that? And hear that? What is that? What is that sound?"
Archer
How did you shoot the boat?
"How did you shoot the boat?"
Archer
- Well, did you at least hit the gator? - I don't know.
"- Well, did you at least hit the gator? - I don't know."
Archer
- No, I brought shitloads, thank you. - Well, where are they?
"- No, I brought shitloads, thank you. - Well, where are they?"
Archer
[BOAT CREAKING]
"[BOAT CREAKING]"
Archer
I said, thank God for small miracles.
"I said, thank God for small miracles."
Archer
It's free-form, you come up with a lot of ideas.
"It's free-form, you come up with a lot of ideas."
Archer
Yeah, like using the pipeline to set the entire swamp on fire.
"Yeah, like using the pipeline to set the entire swamp on fire."
Archer
- Some kind of dry-ice bomb? - Ugh! Yes, ruiner of explanations.
"- Some kind of dry-ice bomb? - Ugh! Yes, ruiner of explanations."
Archer
...Ruth Baker, age 39, killed in her backyard by a 10-footer.
"...Ruth Baker, age 39, killed in her backyard by a 10-footer."
Archer
- Archer. - Same year, Pinellas County, Florida...
"- Archer. - Same year, Pinellas County, Florida..."
Archer
Wow. Not sure I wanna know what your third...
"Wow. Not sure I wanna know what your third..."
Archer
- Brain aneurysm. - What?
"- Brain aneurysm. - What?"
Archer
What does a brain aneurysm have to do with walking around in a swamp?
"What does a brain aneurysm have to do with walking around in a swamp?"
Archer
- So if the gator-poop water is too dirty... - Yeah, we need distilled water.
"- So if the gator-poop water is too dirty... - Yeah, we need distilled water."
Archer
Don't.
"Don't."
Archer
- Miracles. - Argh!
"- Miracles. - Argh!"
Archer
- How long was that? - Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to time it.
"- How long was that? - Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to time it."
Archer
Dump them on the street with those ridiculous light bulbs.
"Dump them on the street with those ridiculous light bulbs."
Archer
- Why do I have to carry the toilets? - You know why.
"- Why do I have to carry the toilets? - You know why."
Archer
Because of the things that come out of your body.
"Because of the things that come out of your body."
Archer
PAM: Okay, jeez, hostile work environment.
"PAM: Okay, jeez, hostile work environment."
Archer
- Yeah. So everything's back to normal. KRIEGER: Is it?
"- Yeah. So everything's back to normal. KRIEGER: Is it?"
Archer
I told you lives were at risk. Now behold the horror you have wrought.
"I told you lives were at risk. Now behold the horror you have wrought."
Archer
[EXPLOSION]
"[EXPLOSION]"
Archer
Yeah, there we go.
"Yeah, there we go."
Archer
Do you not understand how reservations work?
"Do you not understand how reservations work?"
Archer
You know each other?
"You know each other?"
Archer
Josh was my Environmental Policy TA when I was in college.
"Josh was my Environmental Policy TA when I was in college."
Archer
I went to grad school on the G.I. Bill.
"I went to grad school on the G.I. Bill."
Archer
- Where you disappeared without a trace. - I guess I found my calling.
"- Where you disappeared without a trace. - I guess I found my calling."
Archer
As a hired gun for the military-industrial complex?
"As a hired gun for the military-industrial complex?"
Archer
- So, like, never. - Yeah.
"- So, like, never. - Yeah."
Archer
- So technically, I saved the pipeline. - Yeah, you're the best.
"- So technically, I saved the pipeline. - Yeah, you're the best."
Archer
ARCHER: Oh, man, is this great? LANA: No, Archer.
"ARCHER: Oh, man, is this great? LANA: No, Archer."
Archer
ARCHER: Was that rhetorical? LANA: Archer.
"ARCHER: Was that rhetorical? LANA: Archer."
Archer
ARCHER: And also was that? LANA: Archer.
"ARCHER: And also was that? LANA: Archer."
Archer
Answer: Yes. They both were, because New Orleans is my kind of town...
"Answer: Yes. They both were, because New Orleans is my kind of town..."
Archer
...and I haven't had a vacation in forever.
"...and I haven't had a vacation in forever."
Archer
- Well, that's great but... - NOLA.
"- Well, that's great but... - NOLA."
Archer
- Easy. - Our mission is to stop an eco-terrorist...
"- Easy. - Our mission is to stop an eco-terrorist..."
Archer
...so I wouldn't exactly call it a vacation.
"...so I wouldn't exactly call it a vacation."
Archer
- Well, whatever. Working vacation. - Ugh.
"- Well, whatever. Working vacation. - Ugh."
Archer
Because I'm not too worried about some drum-circling, hippie tree hugger.
"Because I'm not too worried about some drum-circling, hippie tree hugger."
Archer
Can you go find some more hurricanes for me?
"Can you go find some more hurricanes for me?"
Archer
STEWARDESS: Ugh.
"STEWARDESS: Ugh."
Archer
LANA: Hippies aren't the only people who care.
"LANA: Hippies aren't the only people who care."
Archer
And so does our target, Joshua Gray, a.k.a. Gandalf.
"And so does our target, Joshua Gray, a.k.a. Gandalf."
Archer
His name's Gandalf? And he's not a hippie?
"His name's Gandalf? And he's not a hippie?"
Archer
Gray's an ex-Green Beret. He's attacked power plants...
"Gray's an ex-Green Beret. He's attacked power plants..."
Archer
...hydroelectric dams, whaling ships...
"...hydroelectric dams, whaling ships..."
Archer
Whaling ships? What, he's against clean-burning lamp oil?
"Whaling ships? What, he's against clean-burning lamp oil?"
Archer
Would you relax? We know he's gonna attack the pipeline...
"Would you relax? We know he's gonna attack the pipeline..."
Archer
...and we know where the pipeline is.
"...and we know where the pipeline is."
Archer
Running through a couple hundred miles of marshy wetlands.
"Running through a couple hundred miles of marshy wetlands."
Archer
Huh?
"Huh?"
Archer
- Like Burt Reynolds in White Lightning. - Great, just...
"- Like Burt Reynolds in White Lightning. - Great, just..."
Archer
Which, even though it's the sequel, I think is the stronger of the two.
"Which, even though it's the sequel, I think is the stronger of the two."
Archer
Just try to keep a low profile.
"Just try to keep a low profile."
Archer
We could scare off Gray if we don't maintain the element of surprise.
"We could scare off Gray if we don't maintain the element of surprise."
Archer
And here's another one. Remember Jerry Reed's character in Gator?
"And here's another one. Remember Jerry Reed's character in Gator?"
Archer
- No. - Bama McCall?
"- No. - Bama McCall?"
Archer
- No. - Well, whatever, check this out, I sto...
"- No. - Well, whatever, check this out, I sto..."
Archer
Right? It's just like in Gator.
"Right? It's just like in Gator."
Archer
MARSHAL: Gun! Gun! - Wha...?
"MARSHAL: Gun! Gun! - Wha...?"
Archer
[STEWARDESS SCREAMING]
"[STEWARDESS SCREAMING]"
Archer
- Oh, great, there better be more of those. - Sky marshal, drop your weapon!
"- Oh, great, there better be more of those. - Sky marshal, drop your weapon!"
Archer
Oh, okay, relax. It's okay, we're...
"Oh, okay, relax. It's okay, we're..."
Archer
...and we're on a mission to stop an eco-terrorist...
"...and we're on a mission to stop an eco-terrorist..."
Archer
[LANA SIGHS]
"[LANA SIGHS]"
Archer
So for the love of God, woman, go make me a fresh batch of hurricanes!
"So for the love of God, woman, go make me a fresh batch of hurricanes!"
Archer