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Clips from Archer - Animation (S02E02)

Short Films 2009 Season 2, Episode 7 7 min 419 clips
Short Sport Documentary

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Mole Hunt 1 1
Training Day 1 2
Diversity Hire 1 3
Killing Utne 1 4
Honeypot 1 5
Skorpio 1 6
Skytanic 1 7
The Rock 1 8
Job Offer 1 9
Dial M for Mother 1 10
Swiss Miss 2 1
Animation 2 2
Animation 2 3
Animation 2 4
Animation 2 5
Animation 2 6
Animation 2 7
Animation 2 8
Animation 2 9
Animation 2 10
Animation 2 11
Animation 2 12
Animation 2 13
Animation 3 1
Animation 3 2
Animation 3 3
Animation 3 4
Animation 3 5
Animation 3 6
Animation 3 7
Animation 3 8
Animation 3 9
Animation 3 10
Animation 3 11
Animation 3 12
Animation 3 13
Fugue and Riffs 4 1
Animation 4 2
Animation 4 3
Animation 4 4
Animation 4 5
Animation 4 6
Animation 4 7
Animation 4 8
Animation 4 9
Animation 4 10
Animation 4 11
Animation 5 1
Animation 5 2
Animation 5 3
Animation 5 4
Animation 5 5
Animation 5 6
Animation 5 7
Animation 5 8
Animation 5 9
Animation 5 10
Title Season Episode
Animation 5 11
Animation 5 12
Animation 5 13
The Holdout 6 1
Three to Tango 6 2
The Archer Sanction 6 3
Edie's Wedding 6 4
Vision Quest 6 5
Sitting 6 6
Animation 6 7
Animation 6 8
Animation 6 9
Animation 6 10
Animation 6 11
Animation 6 12
Animation 6 13
The Figgis Agency 7 1
The Handoff 7 2
Deadly Prep 7 3
Motherless Child 7 4
Bel Panto: Part I 7 5
Bel Panto: Part II 7 6
Double Indecency 7 7
Liquid Lunch 7 8
Deadly Velvet: Part 1 7 9
Deadly Velvet: Part 2 7 10
Animation 8 1
Animation 8 2
Animation 8 3
Animation 8 4
Animation 8 5
Animation 8 6
Animation 8 7
Animation 8 8
Danger Island: Different Modes of Preparing the Fruit 9 3
Danger Island: A Warrior in Costume 9 4
Danger Island: Strange Doings in the Taboo Groves 9 5
Danger Island: Some Remarks on Cannibalism 9 6
Danger Island: Comparative Wickedness of Civilized and Unenlightened Peoples 9 7
Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj 10 1
Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday 10 2
Archer: 1999 -- The Leftovers 10 3
Archer: 1999 -- Dining with the Zarglorp 10 4
Archer: 1999 -- Mr. Deadly Goes to Town 10 5
Archer: 1999 -- Road Trip 10 6
Archer: 1999 -- Space Pirates 10 7
Archer: 1999 -- Cubert 10 8
Archer: 1999 -- Robert De Niro 10 9
The Orpheus Gambit 11 1
Bloodsploosh 11 2
Helping Hands 11 3
Robot Factory 11 4
Best Friends 11 5
The Double Date 11 6
Caught Napping 11 7
Cold Fusion 11 8
"Look at me." I was like, "Whoa!" Ha, ha.
""Look at me." I was like, "Whoa!" Ha, ha."
Archer
Who obviously never saw River's Rage. .
"Who obviously never saw River's Rage. ."
Archer
Oh, and that wet clingy shirt she wears the whole time?
"Oh, and that wet clingy shirt she wears the whole time?"
Archer
Nippletown.
"Nippletown."
Archer
The rest of you, don't you have something better to do...
"The rest of you, don't you have something better to do..."
Archer
What part of "highly classified" do you not understand?
"What part of "highly classified" do you not understand?"
Archer
And, Lana, please, you have to, have to, have to help me.
"And, Lana, please, you have to, have to, have to help me."
Archer
LANA: So, obviously, he can't give you...
"LANA: So, obviously, he can't give you..."
Archer
...a woman's perspective like I can.
"...a woman's perspective like I can."
Archer
I should be teaching Rona Thorne how to be a secret agent, not Lana.
"I should be teaching Rona Thorne how to be a secret agent, not Lana."
Archer
- Well played, sir. - Thank you.
"- Well played, sir. - Thank you."
Archer
...with my real assignments, we are finished.
"...with my real assignments, we are finished."
Archer
PAM: Ha, ha, you're kidding. - And just what exactly is so funny?
"PAM: Ha, ha, you're kidding. - And just what exactly is so funny?"
Archer
- Uh, it's just... - It's hard to picture you as a young actress.
"- Uh, it's just... - It's hard to picture you as a young actress."
Archer
And she's also having a torrid affair with one of her sexy young agents...
"And she's also having a torrid affair with one of her sexy young agents..."
Archer
RONA: Ahh. - At least that time you fired downrange.
"RONA: Ahh. - At least that time you fired downrange."
Archer
Eh, I shouldn't have started you off with a fully auto.
"Eh, I shouldn't have started you off with a fully auto."
Archer
...which, you know, I'm all for, heh-heh, rimshot, but not on the range.
"...which, you know, I'm all for, heh-heh, rimshot, but not on the range."
Archer
...who turns out was just leading me on to get out of the draft.
"...who turns out was just leading me on to get out of the draft."
Archer
Mawp... Mawp...
"Mawp... Mawp..."
Archer
But I'm on my way to a SexAnon meeting.
"But I'm on my way to a SexAnon meeting."
Archer
- Which is exactly why I need you. - You...
"- Which is exactly why I need you. - You..."
Archer
I'm talking about this, the script for Disavowed.
"I'm talking about this, the script for Disavowed."
Archer
Yikes, yeah. You can't have a flashback with a flash-forward in it, that's...
"Yikes, yeah. You can't have a flashback with a flash-forward in it, that's..."
Archer
I don't need you for content, just for plot structure.
"I don't need you for content, just for plot structure."
Archer
Yeah, but racist overtones aside, it really limits your casting options.
"Yeah, but racist overtones aside, it really limits your casting options."
Archer
And it was his fault for grabbing me with his throwing hand.
"And it was his fault for grabbing me with his throwing hand."
Archer
- What exactly is your point?
"- What exactly is your point?"
Archer
...that this guy... Who, also, cannot be named Cassius.
"...that this guy... Who, also, cannot be named Cassius."
Archer
You do realize there's a finite supply of Vaseline in the universe?
"You do realize there's a finite supply of Vaseline in the universe?"
Archer
[ARCHER CHUCKLES]
"[ARCHER CHUCKLES]"
Archer
Picking up chatter about a bomb threat in the Middle East.
"Picking up chatter about a bomb threat in the Middle East."
Archer
Who cares? I'm talking local.
"Who cares? I'm talking local."
Archer
Was that so hard?
"Was that so hard?"
Archer
Until Mom and Dad come to visit to tell you she's got Lou Gehrig's disease.
"Until Mom and Dad come to visit to tell you she's got Lou Gehrig's disease."
Archer
- We're on a mission too. - Da-da-da...
"- We're on a mission too. - Da-da-da..."
Archer
...and you idiots are tying up ISIS resources on high school bullshit.
"...and you idiots are tying up ISIS resources on high school bullshit."
Archer
Where? Tell me where Pinch Two is supposed to go, and I'll...
"Where? Tell me where Pinch Two is supposed to go, and I'll..."
Archer
But even though it's super-dangerous, I'm preventing World War III, so...
"But even though it's super-dangerous, I'm preventing World War III, so..."
Archer
If you don't mind, I have to stop KGB snipers...
"If you don't mind, I have to stop KGB snipers..."
Archer
- Now, there's a Pinch Two. - That's pretty good.
"- Now, there's a Pinch Two. - That's pretty good."
Archer
[ALARM CLOCK BEEPING]
"[ALARM CLOCK BEEPING]"
Archer
You know, if I'd gone to the thing.
"You know, if I'd gone to the thing."
Archer
- This is the real thing, Rona. - Which is why it's a job for a man.
"- This is the real thing, Rona. - Which is why it's a job for a man."
Archer
[WHISPERING] Amazing.
"[WHISPERING] Amazing."
Archer
- Wait, hang on. Hang on. Jeannie! - What?
"- Wait, hang on. Hang on. Jeannie! - What?"
Archer
[MALORY GRUNTS]
"[MALORY GRUNTS]"
Archer
You know what I do when I'm tense?
"You know what I do when I'm tense?"
Archer
Oh, my God, I can see my penthouse.
"Oh, my God, I can see my penthouse."
Archer
I just this second realized why you do macramé instead of knitting.
"I just this second realized why you do macramé instead of knitting."
Archer
[GUNSHOTS AND GLASS BREAKING]
"[GUNSHOTS AND GLASS BREAKING]"
Archer
- Give me. Give me it. - What the shit?
"- Give me. Give me it. - What the shit?"
Archer
It's tetrodotoxin from the fugu fish.
"It's tetrodotoxin from the fugu fish."
Archer
- But it's so unnecessarily elaborate. - Oh.
"- But it's so unnecessarily elaborate. - Oh."
Archer
Oh, my God, I know, but the lengths they go to, look at me, you have no idea.
"Oh, my God, I know, but the lengths they go to, look at me, you have no idea."
Archer
[IN AMERICAN ACCENT] I mean it. With the schnoz and comb-over...
"[IN AMERICAN ACCENT] I mean it. With the schnoz and comb-over..."
Archer
[GROANS]
"[GROANS]"
Archer
RONA: There's Kolchenko's motorcade. Oh!
"RONA: There's Kolchenko's motorcade. Oh!"
Archer
ARCHER: I don't know. Oswald's pretty famous.
"ARCHER: I don't know. Oswald's pretty famous."
Archer
Now some guys in some country I've never been to...
"Now some guys in some country I've never been to..."
Archer
[GUNSHOTS]
"[GUNSHOTS]"
Archer
Oh, and please read The Unleashing Of Me.
"Oh, and please read The Unleashing Of Me."
Archer
Oh, my... You're getting off on this.
"Oh, my... You're getting off on this."
Archer
[English - US - SDH]
"[English - US - SDH]"
Archer
She's battled ivory poachers, raging rivers, even tuberculosis.
"She's battled ivory poachers, raging rivers, even tuberculosis."
Archer
And now, Oscar-winner Rona Thorne takes on the CIA and the KGB...
"And now, Oscar-winner Rona Thorne takes on the CIA and the KGB..."
Archer
...in Dietrich Viener's new thriller, Disavowed.
"...in Dietrich Viener's new thriller, Disavowed."
Archer
Oh, my God. It's going to be amazing.
"Oh, my God. It's going to be amazing."
Archer
I play a spy accused of being a double agent...
"I play a spy accused of being a double agent..."
Archer
...so she has to clear her name. I read Dietrich's script, I was like:
"...so she has to clear her name. I read Dietrich's script, I was like:"
Archer
So it's going to be amazing.
"So it's going to be amazing."
Archer
PAM: Oh, my God, she's amazing.
"PAM: Oh, my God, she's amazing."
Archer
Wha...? Are you nuts? That scene where her baby gets swept away?
"Wha...? Are you nuts? That scene where her baby gets swept away?"
Archer
- Well, they find the baby... - Aah! Don't tell me.
"- Well, they find the baby... - Aah! Don't tell me."
Archer
- Dead. - Damn it.
"- Dead. - Damn it."
Archer
Jammed up under a log.
"Jammed up under a log."
Archer
Oh, my God, that river was so cold.
"Oh, my God, that river was so cold."
Archer
- Why are we screaming? - Do you know who you are?
"- Why are we screaming? - Do you know who you are?"
Archer
I'm supposed to be meeting Malory Archer, so...
"I'm supposed to be meeting Malory Archer, so..."
Archer
...than stand around all day and shriek?
"...than stand around all day and shriek?"
Archer
- No. - Nope.
"- No. - Nope."
Archer
- I'm sorry. That sounded like no. - Lana, she has to research her role.
"- I'm sorry. That sounded like no. - Lana, she has to research her role."
Archer
This isn't the sheriff's department...
"This isn't the sheriff's department..."
Archer
...where you wear a windbreaker and go on a ride-along.
"...where you wear a windbreaker and go on a ride-along."
Archer
- This is highly classified covert ops. - Yes. Covert ops.
"- This is highly classified covert ops. - Yes. Covert ops."
Archer
This is exactly the kind of spy lingo I wanna soak up.
"This is exactly the kind of spy lingo I wanna soak up."
Archer
All of it.
"All of it."
Archer
That's why I'm here doing research, so you can teach me.
"That's why I'm here doing research, so you can teach me."
Archer
Wait a minute. What are you getting out of this?
"Wait a minute. What are you getting out of this?"
Archer
Nothing. Well, apart from a small consideration from the studio.
"Nothing. Well, apart from a small consideration from the studio."
Archer
- Who's your agent, by the way? - He's not taking new clients.
"- Who's your agent, by the way? - He's not taking new clients."
Archer
- I don't, don't, don't. And I'm not... ARCHER: Not really qualified.
"- I don't, don't, don't. And I'm not... ARCHER: Not really qualified."
Archer
- I'm sorry? - It's not your fault, Lana.
"- I'm sorry? - It's not your fault, Lana."
Archer
I, on the other hand, am qualified...
"I, on the other hand, am qualified..."
Archer
...since I happen to be the world's greatest secret agent.
"...since I happen to be the world's greatest secret agent."
Archer
- Uh, but you're a man. - And then some.
"- Uh, but you're a man. - And then some."
Archer
- So, yes, I will be happy to help you. - What?
"- So, yes, I will be happy to help you. - What?"
Archer
[IN SINGSONG VOICE] Oh, my God, this is gonna be amazing.
"[IN SINGSONG VOICE] Oh, my God, this is gonna be amazing."
Archer
- You're just doing this to spite me. - And?
"- You're just doing this to spite me. - And?"
Archer
"Woman's perspective." I mean...
""Woman's perspective." I mean..."
Archer
...l'm so obviously the best agent. Duh. How could she pick Lana over me?
"...l'm so obviously the best agent. Duh. How could she pick Lana over me?"
Archer
The mind fairly boggles.
"The mind fairly boggles."
Archer
- Exactly. Wait, was that sarcasm? - No, sir.
"- Exactly. Wait, was that sarcasm? - No, sir."
Archer
Oh, good, because your opinion matters.
"Oh, good, because your opinion matters."
Archer
And since you seem unclear on the concept...
"And since you seem unclear on the concept..."
Archer
...that was sarcasm.
"...that was sarcasm."
Archer
Thank you.
"Thank you."
Archer
LANA: The minute this interferes...
"LANA: The minute this interferes..."
Archer
Oh, my God, totally. Yes.
"Oh, my God, totally. Yes."
Archer
I mean, I'm just acting, but your work is so... So vital.
"I mean, I'm just acting, but your work is so... So vital."
Archer
- It is, but... - Don't do that. I am so...
"- It is, but... - Don't do that. I am so..."
Archer
Look at me, I am so inspired by you.
"Look at me, I am so inspired by you."
Archer
Oh, my God, you're like the epitome of an empowered woman.
"Oh, my God, you're like the epitome of an empowered woman."
Archer
If I can bring even one-tenth of your strength...
"If I can bring even one-tenth of your strength..."
Archer
...and sexiness to my character...
"...and sexiness to my character..."
Archer
Oh, my God.
"Oh, my God."
Archer
- For your information... PAM: A young anything.
"- For your information... PAM: A young anything."
Archer
- Was really taking off.
"- Was really taking off."
Archer
I was on my way to a callback for a TV commercial...
"I was on my way to a callback for a TV commercial..."
Archer
...doing the crossword on the 41 bus and a man leans over and says:
"...doing the crossword on the 41 bus and a man leans over and says:"
Archer