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Clips from Archer - Animation (S03E03)

Short Films 2009 Season 3, Episode 12 7 min 432 clips

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Mayday. Mayday. Mayday.
...as fresh water becomes scarcer than gold.
So where does ISIS fit in, commander? Well--
If he knew, he would tell us. Read a book.
Because of our loyalty.
Incredibly.
Who? Him?
Aah! What the--? COMPUTER: Explosive decompression.
Archer-- Saw an electrical fire in the simulator.
Oh, my God. Come on.
ARCHER: The hell is wrong with you, Lana?
What, are you crazy? What's not to-- Oh.
I admit this isn't an ideal scenario.
I'm sorry to hear that, Agent Kane.
Next stop, Horizon.
I'm sorry. Are you talking to me?
Sterling. Archer.
She-- Aah!
Hooray. Resume countdown, Control.
COMPUTER: T-minus five, four...
Exciting, isn't it? ...three...
COMPUTER: Ignition.
Just relax and rely on your training.
Which we didn't have!
ARCHER: Phase Two? What's Phase--?
Right, then.
Wait, on foot?
On "stun," it fires an ion pulse, similar to an EMP.
Careful. Even on stun, it can--
DRAKE: My God.
What do you mean, how? Mr. Ar--
Archer! Whoa!
Yeah, so that safety is tricky, huh?
Son of a shit-snacking whore.
Uh, speaking of, great for picnics.
CYRIL: No. Cyril, come on, let me out.
It makes me sleepy. I think we're okay, sir.
DRAKE: Bio-matrix composite body armor.
Since there's only four of us.
If you need help, I'll-- DRAKE: No.
And try not to shoot me in the-- Oh, shit.
Uh, so does this run on batteries, or--?
You don't think I could rock this?
Ha, ha, nice.
No. We're losing the beachhead.
Quickie?
Meh.
Oh, for--
Do I have to do everything?
LANA: I'm sorry. I don't know what's wrong with me.
Tony? ARCHER : "Tony"?
Uh, the father of eugenics.
CYRIL & GILLETTE: What? Did you say "Mars"?
They're the mutineers. Aah!
Transmission--
--to Commander Drake. Tony, the crew has--
We are under-- I say again, we are under--
Croatoan!
And that, Mrs. Archer--
"MS-II Don't.
Ah. "Ms." Archer, I beg your pardon. Don't.
That was the last transmission from the Horizon.
Which, obviously, pretty vague.
Well, under something.
He could've been saying "underfinanced."
What? Sterling...
What? Doggies.
You think space exploration is a boondoggle?
Well, come on, in this economy?
...for the solution to mankind's problems.
...to live forever among the stars.
Yeah, Lana. Wha--?
Jesus, read a book once in your life.
As to that, you can name your price.
Oh, now they've got-- Enough.
Commander? As to our role?
ARCHER: Ba-dum-bum!
Uh, sorry. I thought "French" was a joke.
Is mutiny funny to you, Mr. Archer?
I don't know, maybe a mutiny of clowns.
But who? Which one?
If there even was one.
Or lack thereof. Or whatever.
Nope. Archer. Yep. Lana.
Well, how hard could it be?
But since apparently money is no object...
The shuttle Intrepid is launching in three days.
Well, yes, obviously.
No, I mean how would you phrase that?
L-- The zone will be one of danger?