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Clips from Archer - Animation (S06E06)

Short Films 2009 Season 6, Episode 10 7 min 455 clips

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Oh, yes, I do. Come on, just the tip.
It's dirtier. No, bring the burrito. Oh, my, God!
That and how chili's not breakfast.
Oh, then Ray's right. And also, duh.
Rub it in our faces how we're doomed to be alone.
Well, your face. And Ray's, I guess.
That's not-- I mean, come on!
You want to try to break them up?
Krieger, hush! Pam? You have a plan?
But obviously, the car would be a vagina.
Maybe by having her fog a mirror.
Really? Whoa!
We hire somebody to kidnap their fat, gross baby.
It's in all the newspapers.
and then, bzz-zap!
Uhh! The child is sent to Bhutan,
Us.
Yes! But it buys us time.
I don't think so. Is that a thing?
Wait, in Le Retour de Martin Guerre,
I don't have to suppress my gag reflex now
What I'm trying to say is, you were different
Times, yes. Plural. And I promise you,
I think it actually causes her physical pain.
I wouldn't even pay $2,000 to get myself laid.
How do you not-- you're head of H.R.!
Earballs.
If I wanted to hear you people scream,
Speaking of, any word from Slater? No.
with the Durhani royal family.
So I have no idea what our status is.
You do realize this is an intelligence agency?
Yeesh. Why don't we just tell her they're dating?
I was gonna say Pam's vagina. Me too.
Ray's missing a hand.
Archer won't risk his relationship with Lana
I was gonna say 50/50.
Well, that counts me out. Me too.
What? Who?
Yes? Yes? I understand.
Yeah. Yes. Good-bye.
Who was that? Who was who?
Oh-ho. Right. Gotta be tough, huh?
Yeah, I'm barely muddling through.
because... you'll never have what she and I had.
I don't know, Archer. The little things.
tonight, I'm gonna make Lana stir-fry!
You-- what? No! Yes! So, soy you later!
Operation Stir Cry-day is go, over.
Dinner? Tonight? My place? I'll cook.
What is this, like a word scramble?
I don't even know where Woodhouse is.
and yes, you can bring 100 copies of this.
in the rush van, it's way too iconic.
What the--
Was Barry's touch not tender? Or--
I-- how you say, uh-- "dump" Barry.
Oh, my God!
Yes! I mean, no. I mean, my neck's all sweaty.
Uh, darling, you're on fire! Oh, my God. Yeah.
- Literally. - You mean figuratively.
and into something... Dry?
Oh, I can promise you, it is not dry.
No, in a general sense. Look!
Oh, man, I don't want to sound greedy,
Well, I have also changed. My new operating system
Yes, thank you. I can see that.
Out of order? I'll show you out of order.
Lana Kane? The giant negress?
Da-ah! At second wedding. Oh. Right.
and in process, I lose my own life!
Yeah. A little baby girl, Abbiejean. With Lana.
And then to realize you might actually be in love
I feel-- I feel like--
A great big, jerky giant asshole.
Right!
Well? Are we just gonna sit here?
Lazy, lazy, fatty fatty gaijin! Whee!
I mean, how do you not murder her every day?
from balcony-- Oh, right!
You died. But the last time,
things of this nature.
I bet. May I kiss you good-bye, Sterling?
Why is the door open? That's weird.
There's-- Oh, I got a stitch.
Cyril's gotta... tell you something.
There. I said it.
So. How's all that going?
But here I am with the old Archer. Wha'--
They compliment my active lifestyle?
I don't know. It's pretty big. I think it's just the
- Oh, my, God. - Men's room? - Broom closet.
that is now Archer and Lana.
Wait, nobody's rubbin' off in my face.
I'm totally over Lana, so... Cyril!
You can lie to yourself...
- Uh what? - Guys, it's obvious what we gotta do.
Throw acid in their kissy faces.