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Clips from Archer - Archer: 1999 -- The Leftovers (S10E10)

"[screaming]"
Archer
"ANNOUNCER: FXX presents Archer 1999."
Archer
"♪"
Archer
"Woooooo!!"
Archer
"Rocket pack!"
Archer
"You know how much fuel you just wasted?"
Archer
"I don't know."
Archer
"How much paint did Michelangelo waste"
Archer
"on the Sistine Chapel?"
Archer
"Yeah, but when Mikey ran out of paint,"
Archer
"he didn't die in space."
Archer
"Well, let's just cross that bridge"
Archer
"when we never ever cross it because it doesn't exist."
Archer
"Would you just trace the..."
Archer
"-[beeping] -Shut up, Lana."
Archer
"I'm trying to trace the signal."
Archer
"And it's right..."
Archer
"there."
Archer
"LANA: Nanotube-reinforced reactor grid."
Archer
"Man, if we can re-tune that,"
Archer
"it'll sell for 18 months of operating costs."
Archer
"And, more importantly, a sizable bonus for us."
Archer
"MALORY [on comms]: First off, no."
Archer
"We badly need a restock of Gran Classico."
Archer
"-Second... -[liquid pouring]"
Archer
"And third, Cyril's picked up a..."
Archer
"What was it?"
Archer
"I've got a class D shipon a hyperbolic intercept orbit."
Archer
"-Yes, that. -It's right there!"
Archer
"LANA: For the thousandth time,"
Archer
"we can't see you pointing."
Archer
"And why wasn't that the first thing?"
Archer
"MALORY: Because I said two other things first?"
Archer
"All right. We've trained for this."
Archer
"Cyril, on guns."
Archer
"-We need cover. -On it."
Archer
"-Krieger, spool up hyperspace drive. -Spooling."
Archer
"-Cheryl, get to your fighter. -Lame."
Archer
"-Ray, you're still useless. -You know..."
Archer
"Pam, swoop in with the gig, lasso the grid,"
Archer
"and tow it to the ship."
Archer
"Pam? Pam."
Archer
"-[snoring] -Pam!"
Archer
"[farts]"
Archer
"PAM: What? I'm right friggin' here."
Archer
"I don't know. Maybe we got attacked by scavengers,"
Archer
"barely got out with the power core, and-- oh, right--"
Archer
"I ran out of fuel and almost died."
Archer
"Something about a bridge..."
Archer
"Who am I, Santiago Calatrava?"
Archer
"-The shortstop? -No."
Archer
"That's what I'm gonna call my foot"
Archer
"when it's gracefully yet powerfully suspended"
Archer
"up your ass."
Archer
"Look, I feel terrible, guys."
Archer
"No more mistakes."
Archer
"I'll be the perfect crew member from now on."
Archer
"Which is why you skipped the debriefing?"
Archer
"I said from now on."
Archer
"And came directly to the mess hall."
Archer
"I eat my feelings?"
Archer
"-Amongst everything. -[scoffs] Don't be a dick."
Archer
"Why would he possibly stop now?"
Archer
"[chuckles] It's kind of a big part of my draw."
Archer
"Look, I just came down here to get a leftover sandwich"
Archer
"from that time we were on Toba Station."
Archer
"Dibs! Dibs, dibs, dibs, dibs."
Archer
"Where are you, you beautiful..."
Archer
"[growling]"
Archer
"[snarling]"
Archer
"Aah!"
Archer
"BOTH: Aah!"
Archer
"[grunting, snarling]"
Archer
"What the hell was that?!"
Archer
"[clears throat] That would be my sandwich."
Archer
"[Archer theme playing]"
Archer
"MALORY: What do we know about it?"
Archer
"Well, apparently it's allergic to compliments."
Archer
"And ate all our food."
Archer
"The food? But that's what we eat."
Archer
"Where did it come from?"
Archer
"Well, originally it was a sandwich from Toba Station."
Archer
"See, you eat it while it's alive and struggling,"
Archer
"but it was definitely dead when I finished."
Archer
"It must've regenerated."
Archer
"Be that as it may,"
Archer
"we need a plan before this gets out of hand."
Archer
"It laid eggs. Weird, gross eggs."
Archer
"-[sighs] -Cool, let me see!"
Archer
"Uh, how many?"
Archer
"I don't know. Th-They're everywhere."
Archer
"So we've got an alien on board that's multiplying,"
Archer
"no food, and scavengers might still be tracking us."
Archer
"Anyone have an idea"
Archer
"that doesn't involve us dying in space?"
Archer
"I vote dying."
Archer
"Archer, Lana, you go find this thing."
Archer
"Gillette, Cheryl,"
Archer
"gather all the scraps of food that are left"
Archer
"to see if we can make the next spaceport."
Archer
"Krieger, study the eggs. Try to find a weakness."
Archer
"Cyril, Ms. Archer, keep scanning for those scavengers."
Archer
"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
Archer
"I have to stride somewhere with purpose."
Archer
"Wow. Now, I want to say that's dumb,"
Archer
"because, well, Pam."
Archer
"-Yeah, but that's... -Actually..."
Archer
"A good idea."
Archer
"So, if I were to hypothetically suss out"
Archer
"the military applications of...Okay,"
Archer
"yes, I see by your faces, yes."
Archer
"Got it. Won't do that."
Archer
"We're going to have such adventures together."
Archer
"Yeah, that won't come back to haunt us."
Archer
"I'll keep an eye on him."
Archer
"And just kill that thing, Sterling,"
Archer
"before Krieger uses it to mutate us all into,"
Archer
"let's say... space goo."
Archer
"I vote space goo."
Archer
"-LANA: So, are you gonna... -Shh."
Archer
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