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Clips from Archer - Animation (S04E04)

Short Films 2009 Season 4, Episode 3 7 min 361 clips

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Uhn. Okay, okay, okay.
Good morning, asshole smoke alarm!
No, no, no!
Good morning, bag of the unspeakable.
Huh? The elevator.
Jesus, sweat much?
Well, A, the El Camino is not a car.
Truck, whatever! Nor is it a truck. It's a--
Not as unfair as how laid I'm gonna get.
Yeah, but is that worth it?
ls there a Greek word for "insane"? Yes.
The human body's basically a potato clock.
I may have wandered pretty far from the Church...
Yes, Lana. We don't need a--
Preapproved by whom? Oh, now you're on my side.
Shut up. Common enemy.
Ms. Archer. What? She doesn't know what we need.
Really? Seriously?
No? Look, dipshit.
You'd need a bulldozer made of acid to get in here.
...replacing your current, uh, leg bones.
Wait, then all I need is the power unit...
Oh, well, then what could go wrong? Seriously?
Okay, so when do we do this?
Cyril. Is it Halloween already?
I don't know! Then why are you dressed like that?
Yeah, what could go wrong?
Or preferably his, but somebody's!
Hey, should I wash my hands? Eh. I didn't.
Krieger! Krieger!
Oh, that's right, he hates robots.
Yeah, he's the idiot. Right?
Okay, so... Boom.
It's a real magic bullet.
I gotta go stop him. Stop who?
Mel"I.
And then you collect the fruits of their labor.
That'll hold way more Hispanics and lawnmowers.
No. Look, I think it's great if you are.
Let him. That door came off the Graf Spee.
To get in here he'd need-- One RPG-7 launcher...
Look, don't worry, I can handle it. But--
Wow. I know, and head mechanic.
Well, think about it. You've got time.
Once would be nice! Mm, no.
Rodney, open this door. Give me that weapon.
- Do you hear me'?
Because that room is blast-proof! Mawp.
What the shit was that? Ugh.
Men who model.
...and smash the defense grid so Skynet--!
Because I'm just gonna say it...
Wow. Yeah.
...I have an entire human race to save.
Helping me find Archer. Where is he?
Super Are you calling the airport again?
- What, to five, dick-nuts? - Krieger!
Maps all through the HVAC ducts.
But still, see if you can flush him out.
How the hell do we flush him out?
Holy shit, already?
Don't look at me. Found number six.
The thermostat's becoming sentient.
Oh, God, that's how Maximum Overdrive started.
Well, I'd be lying if I said I cared.
Why did you idiots leave it on 90 all weekend?
You got it, you got it, you--
Hah. Good morning, floor.
And good morning, medical bills.
Good morning, bittersweet memories.
It's broken?
Huh? Huh? The elevator's broken?
Rome!
That is so unfair.
Sorry, honey. Yeah, we'll bring you a present.
What? Nothing, I'm just curious--
A bag. I piss and shit in a plastic bag.
Robot legs.
From the Greek for, like, "kick-ass."
I mean, I assume there is, but--
Oh, then I'm using it correctly. No, you're not.
Just pretty dead?
SO pretty- Hello?