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Clips from Archer - Animation (S06E06)

Short Films 2009 Season 6, Episode 12 7 min 427 clips

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The information you're about to hear is top secret.
for which you would be tried and convicted
Time is a bit of a factor here,
we suspect the Russians... attempted to abduct him.
Which matters because?
And all of my good markers.
- at the CIA laboratory in New Mexico. - Why?
You people have bungled every assignment
I will personally ensure that none of you
just do regular brain surgery without a shrink ray?
Yeah, why the hell would this guy
Wow, it's pun for the whole family.
That's racist!
Your particular brand of bullshit.
I don't know. Something else.
Welcome, all of you,
That's not shocking at all.
This is Dr. Kovacs' brain,
But we will destroy the clot with the Nereus.
You kept puking your guts out on the...
I know how to do it... be weightless.
...fat joke?
- on a 3-D map of the human body... - Ta-da!
Obviously in "the Brian Keith show."
So what's up? W-What have you been doing?
- As you see, my good sir. - Uh... CIA puppet shows?
And as you may or may not know,
TV's Michael Gray and I were lovers.
No. I get it.
- the word, "shocking" with the word... - This!
- This is shocking! - No, that's just gross.
Yeah. Shouldn't we learn a little more about
- TV's Michael Gray. - Whoo!
What, like, butt-sex?
It actually might've been an A-minus.
- if he ever gets... out here. - Ow!
I've decided to let Ray drive.
You know, the freshmaker.
- Shock. Nothing. - What?
Shut up. And what if Kovacs dies,
B: Ava Jean could do a lot worse for a guardian.
Hmm? Oh she's fine. She's used to it.
And as far as I'm concerned,
the sooner she learns about cigarettes, the better.
Except maybe bears.
We are ready for miniaturization process.
Damn it.
Yes, if... Lana, you good?
- Yes. - We'll be fine, all right?
I'm ready to make a million dollars.
What are you doing?
- He said light the candle. - Not an ear candle!
this poor man is both phlegmatic and bilious.
So, hey, do I need to swipe a keycard, or...
Ow! Paging Dr. Dickwads.
Mission control, this is Nereus.
It's not about the money.
For thousands of years, physicians have dreamed
- I... - Plus I'm going to use the money
Well maybe she'll die.
- Five... Four... - You're making me really hard.
This is Nereus, control.
Miniaturization complete, over.
- Whoo! - Oh my god.
Roger that. Nereus, are you ready?
fancy-pantsy Ivy League med school,
I have had it! Oh, and by the way,
- Huh. I never thought about that. - Doctor?
would be an act of high treason,
She's not allowed to go on missions.
- You know what? - Not because it's black.
You know what?
I'm not ashamed.
I'm afraid we need to press on.
To wit, this is Dr. Zoltan Kovacs.
Last night in Paris, someone...
A high-speed chase ended in a crash,
Dr. Kovacs has been developing a top-secret process
for molecular miniaturization.
It doesn't miniaturize molecules.
robotics, computers, video cameras, vehicles,
- But... - You maniacs!
It is absolutely not the same principle.
But how does it work, this... process?
You'll be given a cursory explanation
Well, I assume they needed a large building
in a remote location with plenty of parking,
and real estate is a lot cheaper out in the desert.
how this super top-secret shrink ray works?
- Wait, what?! - Is that possible?
What if we don't consent to be Dr. Shrinkered?
Well there's a carrot and a stick here,
ever works in espionage again.
- Ohh! - I'm just an assistant.