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Clips from Archer - Animation (S03E03)

Short Films 2009 Season 3, Episode 4 7 min 424 clips

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Just that last part, where she slapped you.
You're Burt Reynolds. Yes, I am.
Hi, Sterling Archer. Sterling Archer?
Yeah, you heard of me? Right? Well, just from your--
Oh, I even saw At Long Last Love.
Well, I wanted to. Me too.
No, no, no, Mr. Reynolds, wait.
Gator was a sequel. I know.
Burt? Oh, no. No. Yeah. Yeah.
It's kind of with your mom. Oh, Burt Reynolds.
MALORY: Oh, please!
Eastbound and down
I got it.
Elaborate voice-mail hoax-
CHERYL : Bun' Reynolds is on line one!
I mean, not that you would, but--
Wait, who is my supervisor?
That's actually kind of scary. Eh.
Yeah, laugh it up, Lana. I am.
He's not doing that!
But even if he is, which he is-- No, he isn't!
Because there are no Cubans. Uh...
I love it that I'm the idiot.
That's how I knew it was from him. Give me that.
“Dear Malory, it's been--"
Do not contact me. Regards, Burt Reynolds."
MALORY: "Regards"? They weren't even warmest!
Archer? Burt.
Woodhouse, Burt Reynolds. Burt, Woodhouse.
Pimm's Cup. Odd choice.
No. The Okefenokee Swamp.
ARCHER: Maybe even what? Executive producer.
And especially nobody from ISIS. LANA: Okay.
Excuse me? Burn.
Shit! What the--?
Holy shit! Lana! Hang on!
CYRIL: Krieger, go!
You're kidding me. It drives me nuts.
It's all this handicapped shit!
Ridiculous. Preaching to the choir, buddy.
Nothing, just didn't know they sold those to men.
No such thing. Yes, such thing. Slow down.
Dying in this freaking car!
Lana! Lana, we're coming to help. Where are you?
We'll catch them. I know a shortcut.
Burt, no!
...and see her not just as your mother...
Whatever.
Oh, my God, not the van.
Holy shit! It's Burt Reynolds!
They're not doing anything! We're gonna die!
What do you mean you g--? Oh, shit!
Look at Vanispheres!
No, we okay.
Uh-- Is that a ghost? No, no, it's-- Never mind.
Oh, no, don't thank me, thank, uh...
Uh, you-- Right, right.
Ah! You're taking me to the premiere?
...mustache rides around here, buster!
Ow. Ow. Ow!
Oh, Burt!
Oh, Burt Reynolds is so freaking awesome.
Just tape them up.
...drink chilled champagne served by my valet--
Isn't it pronounced "valet"?
Depends on the situation. Ow.
No, no, I'm not.
Really? Yes.
Yeah, yeah. Well-- I thought you were great.
Listen, I kind of have a date.
Twice as many would be none. What? Gator had--
Uh, heh-- WOMAN: Yoo-hoo!
Mother? What are you doing here?
Remember how I said I kind of have a date? Oh...
Ugh! And since when is he your hero?
Since always!
I'm serious, I will do something drastic.
Pick up, Sterling. Pick up, pick--
ARCHER : Hello? Sterling, dear, it's me. There's--
Voicemail. You know what to do. Oh, for God's sake.
Hold on, hold on! Hang on. Pick up, Sterling.
Sterling? Don't hang up!
ARCHER: Hello? Sterling, it's--
Leave it.
Oh... For you, for some reason.
Hey! ARCHER: Shut up!