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Clips from Archer - Animation (S03E03)

Short Films 2009 Season 3, Episode 5 7 min 429 clips

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Yeah, that's me, Mr. Selfish.
None of you were qualified when you first started.
Sorry. And if you were in my tax bracket...
MALORY: And knock off that damn beatboxing!
Um, tropics or Busch Gardens?
Well, here. Give me, give me, give it! Ah, ah, ah.
Because shut up. Oh, jungle zing.
Cyril. No, I bet in this context, the "Shadow."
...that fly 1000 meters, or one klick, a second...
I guess I wanna feel like I matter more.
Okay, Cyril, then lesson 1A:
Okay. You look, you listen, you smell...
My six what? Is that my gun? The old six-shooter?
Cyril? Yeah, that's why I said hold up.
Yes. Oh. Couple things. A, he's invisible.
Mm, no, it's not whimpery enough.
Which is?
And 1000 bucks that's a tiger, Lana.
--There's no sense in us both getting raped.
But-- Obviously, I cannot allow you to live.
You just leave that to me, amigo.
Why, what's--? What is going on here?
If you want, I can watch while you masturbate.
You get a 30-minute head start.
Uh... Oh! Can they split up?
Lana? Lana?
Theoretically. Sorry.
What? Come on.
ARCHER: Ow! Oh, eat a dick, jungle!
And you're under arrest, albeit extra-judicially.
"Chop-chop"? Here we go.
I think I'm gonna be--
My eyes! Ow!
I learned I don't like being bait.
PAM: You'll never take me alive!
--Excellence.
ARCHER: Come on, Cyril, beat it. Get out of here.
This meeting is for field agents only.
Which brings me to item one.
MALORY: More like "Ms."
ALL: What? That sounds great. Best of luck.
Where are you going?
Get back in here.
Mother, the chevrons are locking.
Some offense. Uh, some taken.
And you've already given Cyril some training.
Which ended with a dead hooker in my trunk.
No, it didn't. it easily could have.
Malory, you can't just--
You're taking me out of the field?
And hopefully an infusion of much-needed capital.
Since when are we bounty hunters?
...is to increase tax revenue, through, um...
Cyril, don't make me regret this decision.
Who cares? Seriously?
Oh, my God. No, they won't...
...because it'll be in the ISIS bank account.
Because you're going to get Calzado, dead or alive.
Cool. Oh, and this whole thing reminds me.
PAM : Okay.
Transform.
Ugh.
Last week it was freestyling.
What a dick.
Well, he's probably just under a lot of stress...
CYRIL: Seriously. Thanks, ghost of Teddy Roosevelt.
Ms. Archer said dress for the tropics.
Any questions?
Cyril.
What's a "klick"? Ugh.
Which I can't even do, y'all.
I guess I brought it back from Jamaica, but--
No, stupid. All drugs.
Oh, shit.
I call them groovy bears.