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Clips from Archer - Animation (S05E05)

Short Films 2009 Season 5, Episode 1 7 min 450 clips

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Mawp. Mawp.
Was that a flashbang?
Ow!
Oh. Duh.
Archer!
What?
Son of a...!
With the bastard spawn of a total stranger.
No, no, no, leave me alone!
What?
Well, he died doing what he loved.
Meep. Meep.
Shut up, it's on the tip of my tongue!
Oh, boy.
- Ow! - Huh?
For what?
Wait, what?
Mother!
Like, 50 times I asked you about that!
Never!
- Okay, breach it. - Roger that.
browser history and... No, no, no, no, no... oof!
Do me! Do me!
Do me, do me, do me!
Our tax dollars hard at work.
Damn it.
Whatever, Cyril.
- volts, it's like, like... - Sploosh.
Ow! Ow!
- And then those five. And... - Archer!
I really shouldn't say anything.
Yeah, until he got blown up.
And a corpse.
- Piracy. - White slavery.
Kidnapping the Pope...
Arson.
Bumfights!
Is it murder if they were my own clones?
That's what he said.
Geez, when you just list everything ISIS has done,
Screw you!
I Have A Weird-looking Vagina!
Hey!
Ahem. Miss what?
Where do you think you're going?
aren't co-ed, right?
Yeah.
turn out better than you.
Because I never had a father, Lana?
and spend the rest of our lives together, Lana.
Excuse me.
"I have read this statement, each page of which
bears my initials, and I do hereby certify..."
"Raymond Q. Gillette."
"Algernop Krieger."
Now, I would like a ride home, please.
A penis in my vagina.
Yeah, you said immunity. I didn't.
Damn it!
Because, spoiler alert, they're unisex.
Uh, uh... Oh, Clyde?
- Or... - What the hell are you doing?
Oh, my God.
I correct you. You are wrong.
And unless there's anything else?
Beaker's boss!
Bunsen frickin' Honeydew!
I'll be your doctor.
Tightly by my childhood's throat.
Oh, you're just jealous.
Yeah, jealous of my fallback career.
I'm gonna be bigger than Mac Davis.
I am not... Oh, my God. I am way too old.
Mother, do that.
defending scumbags as a public defender?
a ton of cocaine?
it be? I mean...
...if Mexicans can do it.
What do you mean counterfeit?
The Yakuza?
Get down!
Outlaw country! Woooooo!!
Not without a blood transfusion.
♪ Before I be your dog Before I be your dog ♪
Oh, goddamn it.
Did you fart in that?
♪ On that midnight train
Goddamn it, Cyril!
You're running out of options, Archer.
You know I love you so Baby, please don't go ♪
We just started a frickin' coup!
your dog get you way down here
Archer Vice.
What? I brought roses.
No, move!
Who?
Yes!
You're not the boss of me!
What's that, Beaker?
- What is?! - Beaker's boss!
FBI!
- Second worst birthday ever. - What?
Oh, come on, guys, we talked about this!
You're supposed to yell "FBI" at the beginning.
on the fronts of the uniforms, huh?
Uh, what happened with since when the hell
Yes! What?!