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Clips from Archer - Animation (S06E06)

Short Films 2009 Season 6, Episode 7 7 min 375 clips

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What?
Carol, hey, shut up. I need your help.
because Lana hired some Pakistani dude to shoot you,
Okay, where do I send the--
Which would be great...
If I were not on the no-fly list.
What is important is getting me home.
Which would also be great...
I will not-- I cannot ride the bus.
Wh--? Stop! Goddamn it, I said no!
Simone, I swear to God, I will rub
Asmodeus, destroyer of men.
Besides, Branson isn't just country music!
How do you not know about Branson?
Oh, my God. Cyril, shut up.
Get in closer, I can't see jack dick!
- Oh come on, you pussy! - For the love of God, man!
And what are you wearing?
Ray! Pam!
Goddamn it. Everybody hang on!
God damn it!
Ya know...
Jesus Christ, Ray, do something!
Besides fly the goddamn plane?
You mean right at Area 51?
I mean... yes?
It's perfectly fine without ice.
Come in dear, what're you doing? Come in here.
Hello!
Hello dear, drink? Uh, no?
Get out the plane! Put your hands up!
C'mon, let's go. Gun's out, buns out.
Q-clearance! I've got Q-clearance!
Since I have CIA clearance and all.
I assume you have an officer's club? Yep.
Yeah, in the... low nineties on that.
Again, it was my grandmother's name.
Thoughts?
Cyril, I should worry about all kinds of shit.
C'mon, anybody?
What? What is wrong with you?
It was, it-it-it-- Just slap him.
Uhh! Where are you going?
When they're supposed to be prisoners!
Well?
It was empty anyway.
but guns are actually pretty expensive--
A hundred thousand. Mm-hm.
Dollars. Mm.
She's not a frickin' bowl game!
Really? Yes.
on my desk by Friday.
Very good, Pamela.
But, but, but-but but-but-- English?
He can straighten this whole thing out!
Lieutenant Colonel who? What?
Wow, all right, this is pretty embarrassing.
and that his last name was Colonel.
Whew!
good thing you guys have airplanes.
is the key to understanding the entire universe.
Well, at least as we understand it.
I will, if you shut up!
Ray! Wie geht's?
Pff, darf min gehn in kolledj?
You believe I'm telling the truth!
No! You stupid idiot!
Ugh, yes I'll accept the charges.
Goddamn, who is it? Cancer?
I think it's Mr. Archer. Hello?
to buy you a plane ticket and a pre-flight whore.
Not outside a casino, so...
Okay, it's gonna sound like I'm hanging up? But--
Hang on! Make him beg!
Pam, goddamn it, I said shut up!
Uh...
I wanna fly the plane!
I wanna fly the train!
Wow, I had no idea there was a "no-train" list.
Well, neither did I,
your own remaining teeth in your eyes!
You ain't got...
but I need you to do me a big favor.
Archer, you look like shit.
And--
And obviously thank you, too.
So why is it full of you idiots?
Because one of us needed
some multi-engine time for his pilot's license--
Hello. Hello? Son of a...
No. I'll drink it neat.
You're kidding, right? Say what?
Wait a minute, is this about Cherlene? Who?
Pfff, okay...
There's Tony Orlando, Charo--
the comedy stylings of Yakov Smirnoff!