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Clips from 30 Rock - Season 4 (S04E04)

TV Series 2006 Season 4, Episode 1 ★ 7.3/10 (12 ratings) 515 clips
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Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
The Aftermath 1 2
Blind Date 1 3
Jack the Writer 1 4
Jack-Tor 1 5
Jack Meets Dennis 1 6
Tracy Does Conan 1 7
The Break-Up 1 8
The Baby Show 1 9
The Rural Juror 1 10
The Head and the Hair 1 11
Black Tie 1 12
Up All Night 1 13
The C Word 1 14
Hard Ball 1 15
The Source Awards 1 16
The Fighting Irish 1 17
Fireworks 1 18
Corporate Crush 1 19
Cleveland 1 20
Hiatus 1 21
SeinfeldVision 2 1
Jack Gets in the Game 2 2
The Collection 2 3
Rosemary's Baby 2 4
Greenzo 2 5
Somebody to Love 2 6
Cougars 2 7
Secrets and Lies 2 8
Ludachristmas 2 9
Episode 210 2 10
MILF Island 2 11
Subway Hero 2 12
Succession 2 13
Sandwich Day 2 14
Cooter 2 15
Do-Over 3 1
Believe in the Stars 3 2
The One with the Cast of 'Night Court' 3 3
Gavin Volure 3 4
Reunion 3 5
Christmas Special 3 6
Señor Macho Solo 3 7
Flu Shot 3 8
Retreat to Move Forward 3 9
Generalissimo 3 10
St. Valentine's Day 3 11
Larry King 3 12
Goodbye, My Friend 3 13
The Funcooker 3 14
The Bubble 3 15
Apollo, Apollo 3 16
Cutbacks 3 17
Jackie Jormp-Jomp 3 18
The Ones 3 19
The Natural Order 3 20
Mamma Mia 3 21
Kidney Now! 3 22
Season 4 4 1
Into the Crevasse 4 2
Stone Mountain 4 3
Audition Day 4 4
The Problem Solvers 4 5
Sun Tea 4 6
Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001 4 7
Secret Santa 4 8
Klaus and Greta 4 9
Black Light Attack! 4 10
Title Season Episode
Winter Madness 4 11
Verna 4 12
Anna Howard Shaw Day 4 13
Future Husband 4 14
Don Geiss, America and Hope 4 15
Floyd 4 16
Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter 4 17
Khonani 4 18
Argus 4 19
The Moms 4 20
Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land 4 21
I Do Do 4 22
The Fabian Strategy 5 1
When It Rains, It Pours 5 2
Let's Stay Together 5 3
Live Show 5 4
Reaganing 5 5
Gentleman's Intermission 5 6
Brooklyn Without Limits 5 7
College 5 8
Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish 5 9
Christmas Attack Zone 5 10
Mrs. Donaghy 5 11
Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning 5 12
¡Qué Sorpresa! 5 13
Double-Edged Sword 5 14
It's Never Too Late for Now 5 15
TGS Hates Women 5 16
Queen of Jordan 5 17
Plan B 5 18
I Heart Connecticut 5 19
100: Part 1 5 20
100: Part 2 5 21
Everything Sunny All the Time Always 5 22
Respawn 5 23
Dance Like Nobody's Watching 6 1
Idiots Are People Two! 6 2
Idiots Are People Three! 6 3
The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell 6 4
Today You Are a Man 6 5
Hey, Baby, What's Wrong?: Part 1 6 6
The Tuxedo Begins 6 8
Leap Day 6 9
Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky 6 10
Standards and Practices 6 11
St. Patrick's Day 6 12
Grandmentor 6 13
Kidnapped by Danger 6 14
The Shower Principle 6 15
Nothing Left to Lose 6 16
Meet the Woggels! 6 17
Murphy Brown Lied to Us 6 18
Live from Studio 6H 6 19
Queen of Jordan 2: The Mystery of the Phantom Pooper 6 20
The Return of Avery Jessup 6 21
What Will Happen to the Gang Next Year? 6 22
The Beginning of the End 7 1
Governor Dunston 7 2
Stride of Pride 7 3
Unwindulax 7 4
There's No I in America 7 5
Aunt Phatso vs. Jack Donaghy 7 6
Mazel Tov, Dummies! 7 7
My Whole Life Is Thunder 7 8
Game Over 7 9
Florida 7 10
A Goon's Deed in a Weary World 7 11
Hogcock!/Last Lunch 7 12
I'm so happy to see all of you
"I'm so happy to see all of you"
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and to welcome you to Season Four.
"and to welcome you to Season Four."
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the number one Asian fusion restaurant in New York.
"the number one Asian fusion restaurant in New York."
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These Cheesy Blasters are here to teach us a lesson.
"These Cheesy Blasters are here to teach us a lesson."
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Okay, that's a nonsense term.
"Okay, that's a nonsense term."
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All of America is America.
"All of America is America."
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That's not a real job.
"That's not a real job."
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Then how come I got sued for sexual harassment at it?
"Then how come I got sued for sexual harassment at it?"
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Don't look at me in the eyes!
"Don't look at me in the eyes!"
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Have I lost touch with my roots?
"Have I lost touch with my roots?"
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Jack, if it would help the show,
"Jack, if it would help the show,"
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I would be willing to "go country".
"I would be willing to "go country"."
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is to either record a country album
"is to either record a country album"
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or have a lesbian relationship.
"or have a lesbian relationship."
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Uh, we'll start with "going country".
"Uh, we'll start with "going country"."
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To T.G. S.
"To T.G. S."
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We'll trick those race-car-Ioving wideloads
"We'll trick those race-car-Ioving wideloads"
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Well, you just don't like anybody, do you?
"Well, you just don't like anybody, do you?"
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You make these pronouncements on a whim, and then I have...
"You make these pronouncements on a whim, and then I have..."
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Every division of the company
"Every division of the company"
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Another actor?
"Another actor?"
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Why, they have so many feelings and opinions?
"Why, they have so many feelings and opinions?"
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Fine, I'll make reservations for us at some stand-up clubs.
"Fine, I'll make reservations for us at some stand-up clubs."
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Liz's uterus fell out.
"Liz's uterus fell out."
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Oh, I think I already knew that.
"Oh, I think I already knew that."
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pages are no longer allowed to work more than 16 hours a day.
"pages are no longer allowed to work more than 16 hours a day."
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Uh, yes, Kenneth.
"Uh, yes, Kenneth."
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Oh, It's not the money, sir.
"Oh, It's not the money, sir."
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The Parcell name is synonymous with honesty.
"The Parcell name is synonymous with honesty."
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I had to downsize the Payroll Department
"I had to downsize the Payroll Department"
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as soon as we can pay for it.
"as soon as we can pay for it."
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But trust me, we literally have no extra money.
"But trust me, we literally have no extra money."
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So do your part.
"So do your part."
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Sign your time card.
"Sign your time card."
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"Dah don say da bay ton daw."
""Dah don say da bay ton daw.""
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Kenneth?
"Kenneth?"
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Boo!
"Boo!"
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Thank you, Peter.
"Thank you, Peter."
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All right, we're on for 8:00 at the Stand-Up Cellar.
"All right, we're on for 8:00 at the Stand-Up Cellar."
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What are you two lovebirds whispering about?
"What are you two lovebirds whispering about?"
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Brooklyn.
"Brooklyn."
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because the roof won't close and the bed that's
"because the roof won't close and the bed that's"
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Nobody!
"Nobody!"
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Um... which one is the elevator I'm not afraid of?
"Um... which one is the elevator I'm not afraid of?"
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Oopsies, I think the machine gave me
"Oopsies, I think the machine gave me"
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Hey, he's got a girl's middle name too.
"Hey, he's got a girl's middle name too."
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So it's not weird.
"So it's not weird."
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I can't.
"I can't."
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I would like to speak to you on behalf of all the N.B.C. pages.
"I would like to speak to you on behalf of all the N.B.C. pages."
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I'll give you a New York minute.
"I'll give you a New York minute."
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Well, I hope it was inspirational.
"Well, I hope it was inspirational."
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All those zeros.
"All those zeros."
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It's downright un-American.
"It's downright un-American."
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I would like you to sign your name to a piece of paper
"I would like you to sign your name to a piece of paper"
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Well, then, we pages have no choice but to go on strike.
"Well, then, we pages have no choice but to go on strike."
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I will wait.
"I will wait."
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To get you sandwiches!
"To get you sandwiches!"
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To get you sandwiches!
"To get you sandwiches!"
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Whenever will be convenient for you!
"Whenever will be convenient for you!"
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Pete and I keep accidentally touching knees
"Pete and I keep accidentally touching knees"
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That's what my phone plays whenever Ray Lewis calls me.
"That's what my phone plays whenever Ray Lewis calls me."
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What sports does N.B.C. have these days?
"What sports does N.B.C. have these days?"
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Where's Kenneth?
"Where's Kenneth?"
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because I took my bonus this year.
"because I took my bonus this year."
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Hello?
"Hello?"
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I am Johnny America.
"I am Johnny America."
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I'm in a sort of tunnel and I see a man with a blue uniform.
"I'm in a sort of tunnel and I see a man with a blue uniform."
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Oh, it's sunny!
"Oh, it's sunny!"
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I get it.
"I get it."
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It's like I tell my assistant.
"It's like I tell my assistant."
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How do you kill a snake?
"How do you kill a snake?"
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Of course!
"Of course!"
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Now I won't be afraid to go into my garage.
"Now I won't be afraid to go into my garage."
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I go undercover, infiltrate the union.
"I go undercover, infiltrate the union."
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Take this Parcell guy down from the inside.
"Take this Parcell guy down from the inside."
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Very well.
"Very well."
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They used to call me the Chameleon.
"They used to call me the Chameleon."
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Because of my slender frame and my big, wet eyes.
"Because of my slender frame and my big, wet eyes."
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Damn it to hell!
"Damn it to hell!"
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in a friend's car last night.
"in a friend's car last night."
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Oh, boy. Uterus...
"Oh, boy. Uterus..."
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Liz, I found your wallet in what our children call
"Liz, I found your wallet in what our children call"
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Pete, I know that I haven't been very sexual
"Pete, I know that I haven't been very sexual"
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Oh, dang it.
"Oh, dang it."
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I keep forgetting about you.
"I keep forgetting about you."
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I don't need this this show,
"I don't need this this show,"
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because I could get a job tomorrow in the Air Force!
"because I could get a job tomorrow in the Air Force!"
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You've got to use your lower back.
"You've got to use your lower back."
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Attention.
"Attention."
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I think we should just give up.
"I think we should just give up."
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They are a blanket union
"They are a blanket union"
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Hey, dudes.
"Hey, dudes."
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just write down your social security numbers.
"just write down your social security numbers."
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How's the connecting to the common man going?
"How's the connecting to the common man going?"
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I'm so far from my roots, I don't think I'll ever get back.
"I'm so far from my roots, I don't think I'll ever get back."
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Pages!
"Pages!"
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Mall Santas!
"Mall Santas!"
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Cleaner beards!
"Cleaner beards!"
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These... these are my people!
"These... these are my people!"
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10, 12, 14, 16, 18.
"10, 12, 14, 16, 18."
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Okay, I have to tell her that Josh quit
"Okay, I have to tell her that Josh quit"
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without her getting wind of the "new cast member" part.
"without her getting wind of the "new cast member" part."
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Hm.
"Hm."
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Good, let's take five.
"Good, let's take five."
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You know that makes my teeth look see through.
"You know that makes my teeth look see through."
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Jack's counting on Country Jenna to save the show.
"Jack's counting on Country Jenna to save the show."
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But I just want to understand what it is
"But I just want to understand what it is"
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If it is a blonde woman, I will kill myself!
"If it is a blonde woman, I will kill myself!"
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New what?
"New what?"
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Celebrities.
"Celebrities."
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Take Parcell down.
"Take Parcell down."
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Guide me.
"Guide me."
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Tell me what to do, Nixon.
"Tell me what to do, Nixon."
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Or as you would call it, "bonus" turtle meat.
"Or as you would call it, "bonus" turtle meat."
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He still died in there, though.
"He still died in there, though."
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We both grew up poor.
"We both grew up poor."
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We both put work above all else.
"We both put work above all else."
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they see who they want to be.
"they see who they want to be."
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Sir, you sound like the mall Santas
"Sir, you sound like the mall Santas"
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when they come back from lunch.
"when they come back from lunch."
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