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Clips from 30 Rock - Double-Edged Sword (S05E05)

"at an inn in Nags Head."
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""You will hand me an envelope predicting my joke about Nags Head.""
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"Avery and I are also having a little romantic weekend together"
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"It's going to be... very erotic."
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"I packed underwear that isn't gray!"
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"Have a nice trip, Lemon. Break out those underpants."
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"It means you also share the same flaws."
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"And Steven Spielberg wants you to star in his next movie."
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"Tracy, congratulations. I loved your acceptance speech."
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"So I guess you've made it to the "next level"."
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"to make my life more difficult."
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"- No. - Uh, hold on."
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"Why are you putting me in a suit?"
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"for the Council on Poverty."
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"And this afternoon you're speaking"
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"at the Clinton Foundation."
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"Success is a double-edged sword."
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"You're actually respected now."
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"I don't know. I'm going to visit my Nana, but I'm scared."
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"- Wait, that's too young. - Roger that."
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"Excuse me, Mr. Sweatpants. We're gonna need to check that bag."
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"The pilot is my boyfriend."
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"There's a man on the wing!"
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"And this is the Prime Minister's suite."
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"Oh, there it is."
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"site of the G8 Summit."
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"Let's do it on the balcony."
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"No problem."
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"all Canadians have in their hands!"
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"This is Canada! If she's born here..."
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"At the risk of sounding incredibly rude,"
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"I would beg your pardon and ask you, in your opinion,"
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"Your milk comes in bags. Bags!"
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"why does most of our meth come from your Asian drug gangs?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Jack, if our child is born here, she can't be President..."
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"And she will be President,"
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"no matter how ridiculous that sentence sounds."
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"If only we were in Kenya right now, we'd be fine."
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"Here's to me spending the rest of my life in rooms like this!"
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"Didn't they say half-an-hour over an hour ago?"
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"And NBC sitcoms that didn't make the schedule."
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"Hey."
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"People are starting to get a little antsy back there."
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"but it doesn't upset them."
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"So you're just lying?"
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"to control the herds of walking mozzarella sticks"
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"I just think it's frustrating"
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"for people to know that they're being lied to."
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"Maybe you just want to fly the plane yourself!"
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"Oh, no, Soren! It's Metalbeak!"
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"About half an hour."
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"I called the concierge service with my AmEx invisible card."
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"I don't know."
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"So could our shared patriotism and refusal to ever give up"
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"and he went on to..."
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"Be a mouthpiece for Federalism"
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"One of them has to be Asian"
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"Someone has to do something!"
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"All right."
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"We were like them once, and we can be again!"
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"No. We still have our dignity."
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"And maybe we can't go back to the terminal,"
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"If we as a group can decide what reasonable things we want,"
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"And can you tell me when we might be in the air, Captain?"
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"Okay, Carol. You have a decision to make."
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"someone you care about?"
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"I think you need to make a decision."
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"Am I just another authority figure"
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"like that police horse you yelled at?"
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"If I can't poop on the street,"
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"And the captain has turned on the "Fasten Seat Belt" sign."
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""Breakfast with Charles Schumer"? I don't want to watch that guy eat."
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"The reason people are unhappy in their careers"
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"The Peter Principle says you rise to the level of your incompetence."
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"Stay in your comfort zone."
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"There's a reason that men like that aren't chosen for greatness."
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"for instance, painting the bedroom?"
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"Exactly!"
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"I thought going to the next level would be amazing, Ken."
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"and I don't want to let anybody down, but I'm scared."
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"- Oh, thank God. - Hop in."
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"No, no, don't go back there! You guys drive."
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"I'm just kidding. We're all on vacation."
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"What are you doing back here? Come on, let's go!"
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"And the lounge with the reclining chairs and the turkey wraps."
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"Turkey wraps!"
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"like Mr. Bumpy Landing."
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"Great. And I'll forget the fact that you treated us like animals."
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"Oh, well, I've already forgotten that you said I was bad at my job"
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"Austin Powers on "Crossfire", timely stuff."
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"I will take us back to the gate"
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"and admit that you were wrong."
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"Admit that I, as Captain of this vessel, was in the right."
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"Maple syrup from the sacred Tree of Souls in Winnipeg?"
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"Thank you for your input, Lorne,"
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"I find that very hard to believe."
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"They wanted me to grow up to be Prime Minister."
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"And then I had to go to law school."
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"I know, I'm a stereotype."
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""All guys from Quebec are good at karate.""
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"Oh, my God, where are my manners? Do you want to try meth?"
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"- What are you doing? - I'm quitting."
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"and getting an ambulance to take us to the nearest hospital."
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"And as scary as it is, I have a responsibility to fix the world,"
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"IKEA on a Saturday?"
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"Well, folks, from the flight deck,"
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"No, don't listen to her!"
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"Having seen "Crimson Tide" on Showtime last weekend,"
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"I wouldn't take us because she wouldn't admit to being wrong"
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"Don't you even think about it! That is a federal offense!"
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"Soren. Eglantine. Your journey is at an end."
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"Sorry."
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"Lemon, we had the baby."
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"Shh, you need your rest."
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"We tried to get back home, Lemon. In a meth lab."
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"of that double-edged sword just swinging around,"
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"Thank you, Lemon."
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"Oh, no, you don't!"
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"Let's go find a Canadian who will take our money."
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