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Clips from 30 Rock - The Tuxedo Begins (S06E06)

"Lemon, I'm gonna be late for our meeting."
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"I had to get out of my car and walk."
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"The train's going express for no reason."
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"♪ Three bucks, two bags, one me ♪"
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"Overrated?"
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"New York is a testament to man's greatness."
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"Alex Mccord, Real housewives of New York."
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"at Sonia's Art show."
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"Let's just get this over with."
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"Am I the only person who saw"
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"Miss Lemon, the NBC gym sent this up for you."
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"because I actually care how my behavior affects other people."
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"Uh, Sam and Diane are the lesbian couple"
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"It's in my contract that I only play blondes,"
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"Well then have Liz do it."
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"There, there they are."
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"How funny, I was just talking about them and there they are."
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"As always, I will step up and help"
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"Oh, I'm sorry we're starting so late."
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"to accommodate Tracy's next movie."
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"I was attacked in a construction tunnel."
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"Wait, you got mugged?"
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"Ow, hot!"
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"Give me the bad news."
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"This is the thing that's bothering me."
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"Oh, my God."
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"about the rich earning all of their money away from them."
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"Can't they see this is in their best interest?"
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"You getting mugged just proves what I said to you on the phone."
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"what she does best... Calling a great man to action."
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"is gonna be hilarious."
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"What's a commercial?"
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"Paul's finally coming home tonight."
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"Show Chris what he'll be looking at in 40 years."
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"Looser skin, same underwear."
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"So you got mugged, huh, Mr. Donaghy?"
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"I was part of a special task force"
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"What?"
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"I'm not embarrassed."
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"Hello, Paul."
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"I'm wearing an edible nightgown."
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"Oh, no, no, no, not at all."
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"for a long time."
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"So, it must not have been normal."
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"Normalling."
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"So last night, I napped on you"
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"because I thought your feet might get chilly."
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"So chilly."
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"Really, Trump? My idea is stupid?"
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"by sticking your head in a cotton candy machine."
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"So we're gathering support for a private police department"
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"where the starting salary is..."
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"and you'd think that he, of all people,"
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"Plaxico Burress just called our idea "poorly thought out"."
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"I just don't understand this city anymore."
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"Did anyone cheer me, or name a sandwich after me"
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"Or rise above it."
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"I'll remind New York of what she once was."
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"who still believes in order and justice."
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"lighting the way for an entire nation."
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"I hereby officially announce my candidacy..."
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"Slogan to come."
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"Do you know anyone who wants to be called Daryl Weenus?"
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"I just registered the domain name for my campaign website..."
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"I also got you these goofy water balloons"
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"Thank you, Kenneth."
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"I know they're condoms."
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"made out of used hair extensions."
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"Like someone who wouldn't get scared"
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"and freeze up when they got mugged."
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"You're scared."
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"Yeah, well I have a million friends."
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"and I know you and Paul disgust everyone."
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"Over by the window where there's more light?"
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"That's just couple stuff."
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"Scattergories."
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"joined up with the corpse fire,"
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"But you're sick. I am sick."
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"I'm gonna clear out that whole theater"
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"Eh, the screenwriter? Bleh."
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"What did the rules ever get me?"
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"that I don't know what to do with?"
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"- What happened to you? - Are you scared?"
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"So this is you figuring out New York?"
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"It's these new microfibers."
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"Will you take something for that cough already?"
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"There's a war going on out there."
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"The old Liz would have agreed with you."
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"Now, I don't cross lines,"
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"I never thought this would happen to me, but I can actually"
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"But is this really what we want?"
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"doing every depraved thing we can think of"
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"Next stop, dinner and a private show."
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"Talking to myself to seem crazy... moo-goo!"
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"Come on, Donaghy."
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"been trapped under a Boulder for 128 hours."
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"You're not scared of anything."
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"I just wanted to borrow movie money."
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"You're the only woman I could ever fight"
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"There's good in all of us, Lemon."
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"So, are you still running for mayor?"
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"and I threw you into some garbage."
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"Good-bye, my love."
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"and I, Jenna Maroney,"
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"Fifth Avenue is closed for a joint pain walkathon."
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"It's only four blocks but they are so slow."
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"No, that's not how it works."
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"Let people off first, otherwise..."
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"and Central Park jogger memorial highway."
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"Say, where does a young prostitute"
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"get started in this town?"
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"No, New York is a testament to man's selfishness."
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"I quote, "she is a thug in a cocktail dress.""
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"Now, technically that was about Luann being a bitch"
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"about h-wives this long."
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"Okay, well, I don't know if Sonja's ever"
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"gonna finish that toaster oven cookbook,"
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"Ugh, I can actually feel myself getting sick."
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"Obama's press conference on how to sneeze?"
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"Oh, what is that smell?!"
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