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Clips from 30 Rock - Cutbacks (S03E03)

"That's 50 hours of comedy, over 300 sketches"
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"and an "Emmy" magazine cover story."
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"Hey, and someone got us booze gifts."
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"They're all empty. What the hell?"
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"Congratulations on 50 shows, everyone."
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"You deserve them."
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"Lemon, a word."
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"That's a pretty lame present, Jack."
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"Our parent company"
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"Sheinhardt Wigs, is announcing losses this quarter"
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"# I can't live...?"
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"The days of your wild coke parties are over."
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"the Sheinhardts are hiring an outside consulting firm."
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"Handle a presentation?"
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"No, Trix, the cereal. Some fell in my sleeve."
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"Yeah. The assistants talked about it last night"
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"Oh, don't worry. I've taken care of that."
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"I'm going to be counting on you."
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"Discretion, Docility, and Don't Use My Bathroom."
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"I don't want to talk to him."
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"The Himler Group, a division of Advantrix Consulting."
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"Liz Lemon. This is my associate, Peter Hornberger."
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"Now, I could stand here, Brad"
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"I could tell you that we are the number one late night show"
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"I could tell you that we're in final negotiations"
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"But I'm not the one being judged here."
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"Someone put too many farts in this engine!"
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"It's the "Bear and Robot Talk Show!""
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"That's our show for tonight! See you next week!"
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"So where's that conference room?"
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"there's not enough hours in the day."
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"Why can't you read human facial cues?"
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"Well, with both these jobs"
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"Birds are like little dinosaurs."
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"Ah, thank you, sir. Here are my keys."
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"Oh, and one thing, don't go into my bedroom."
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"It's... Tergis"
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"I'm not doing that to their families."
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"Or, in Sid's case, their much younger wife with whom"
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"I get it... you don't want to be the bad guy."
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"We're not behind the times. We're groovy."
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"I can offer you two weeks severance."
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"Take your time."
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"Are you here to see Kenneth, the page"
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"Mr. Donaghy is in an important meeting"
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"Mr. Donaghy!"
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"I was wrong. That was not important enough."
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"Do you know what these meetings are about?"
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"Pretty well."
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"out of this one. I'm Cheryl, by the way."
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"Well, yeah. I have 200 people under me, but..."
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"Go in there together"
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"No! Cheryl, get a grip."
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"Oh, boy."
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"I know this is hard, but there's no way out of it."
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"Well, little heads up. Your next meeting might disagree."
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"Oh, no. Not again."
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"This last guy tried to take my belt off."
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"Sexual bartering pays off..."
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"Salome, Mata Hari, Deborah Norville."
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"It's just going to affect the non-specials."
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"Jenna, you're the smartest person I know."
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"Do you think Kenneth"
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"He grew up killing pigs."
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"Bed-wetting..."
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"You know, if Kenneth is actually a killer"
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"Liz, our food is gone. They took it."
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"What is going on?"
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"You're our only hope."
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"you look hot in those trousers."
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"Kenneth..."
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"Oh!"
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"Hey, K..."
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"So I need to know what this is about."
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"Excellent. I will be sure to let him know"
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"What?"
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"If I had any doubts about this before, and I don't think I did"
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"the heels Tracy wears"
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"No. The sluttier one."
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"Yeah!"
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"It's so creepy!"
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"No! It's a bug bomb."
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"It's poisonous!"
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"So... thanks for dinner."
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"Well, you've got to be careful"
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"We know the deal. Let's cut to the chase."
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"That's certainly direct."
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"I don't know, Liz."
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"If I go through with this, I need to know it's worth it."
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"Brad and I had a deal! I gave him top front!"
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"Top front? Good lord, Lemon. That's your worst quadrant."
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"Kenneth..."
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"Well, naturally, we assumed you were a serial killer"
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"Someday, we're going to look back on this and laugh."
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"Time does heal all wounds!"
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"I am sorry to be using my barn voice in front of a lady"
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"into Mr. Donaghy's office to be fired."
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"What about last night?"
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"Oh, my God..."
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"Iast night was about the show?"
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"It was a big deal."
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"Being with a woman for the first time since my wife died?"
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"It was just a transaction? What kind of person are you?"
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"I thought we were doing sexual espionage?"
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"I swore to you the next one would be worthy, but she's not!"
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"the mitigating circumstances..."
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"a two-week suspension without pay."
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"And obviously, Mr. Halster"
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"Yes, really. I hope you've learned your lesson, Miss Lemon."
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"things do not somehow just work out in the end."
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"Mr. Donaghy..."
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"Oh, no. Am I interrupting?"
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"but it's so sad that a certain black individual"
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"found it necessary to trick someone"
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"so pretty into believing you were a murderer."
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"Well... we feel terrible about what happened."
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"Pat... Balthazar... Donna..."
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"Okay, guys, I just want to say"
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"Cutbacks."
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"for the first time since the Civil War."
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