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Clips from 30 Rock - Everything Sunny All the Time Always (S05E05)

"Well, wake her up, Jack!"
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"She needs to hear her mommy's voice."
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"No, when she's ready, Dr. Kevorkian says we have to put her down."
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"Someday this place is gonna be a kick-ass duplex,"
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"Conrad Bain once slapped me in a men's room."
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"Oh, boy. You're right."
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"I'm gonna clean this apartment while I learn Spanish."
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"I'm going to give you..."
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"This is a big moment for me."
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"I am the captain of my soul."
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"Not really. Avery has been traveling a lot as part of "NBC News"'"
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"What are you laughing about?"
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"I could have inside jokes that you're not a part of,"
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"or "Ask Melissa about it.""
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"In her personal life"
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"Hey, hey, na, na"
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"In her personal life"
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"What's that?"
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"Tony, there's a bag in that tree,"
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"Trees are city property. You have to take it up with City Hall."
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"Are you accusing me of not doing enough Reagan time with her?"
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"But I can get out of it if you need me there to help."
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"Yes."
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"Smooth move, Ferguson!"
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"I knew you wouldn't stop."
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"And now your failure leaves us with only one option."
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"Well, while you were away, we ordered Mexican food,"
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"Let's get to work!"
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"- I know, right? - I know, right?"
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"detained in North Korea."
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"This is my fault."
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"Sir, if you say one more syllable, that's a haiku."
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"Leave."
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"Let's do this."
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"Don't go in there! Run, citizen!"
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"I got a bag stuck in a tree."
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"It's not just about a bag or a view."
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"Back to you, Alereeb!"
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"I never should have broken up with Condi via text message."
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"You broke up with Condoleezza Rice by text?"
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"- Yeah, you can't call her. - I know."
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"your equally important bag-in-a-tree situation."
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"Well, sir, even if we did that,"
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"These are solvable problems."
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"Well, what about this?"
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"Later that day, she got her hair cut."
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"- You know I do. - Give me three weeks."
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"I'm reminding you of your mortality,"
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"Paint an accent wall."
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"a body bag."
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"Rain, check."
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"calling the accusations "as ridiculous as the dunk"
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"Yeah. We did a movie together that he directed and co-starred in."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Everyone, laugh!"
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"Please, hold nothing back."
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"Okay."
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"sometimes shoots in the closeup too much."
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"his acting notes are often vague."
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"For the past three weeks,"
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"Dr. Rice?"
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"Well, look what the cat dragged in."
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"Okay. We're all adults here..."
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"So, what is it? Is she funnier than I am?"
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"I'm sorry that I broke up with you by text."
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"Now, admit that I'm better at the piano than you are at the flute."
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"Now, get out of here before this gets weird."
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"You know what, Mr. Bag? I will have a nice day!"
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"I'm gonna hang you in my kitchen and fill you with other bags!"
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"That's city property! Put the saw down!"
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"I got OCD, and I love doing paperwork."
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"It's worth it!"
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"Oh, thank God!"
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"I forgot the U.S. Country code,"
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"Oh, Avery, I'm sorry. This is all my fault."
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"- Truman! - Look, my battery's dying,"
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"so I don't want you to worry about me."
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"Did you also call Sally Ride and her sister?"
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"Smooth move, Ferguson!"
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"It wasn't! It wasn't funny!"
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"There, are you happy?"
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"Never go away again."
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"Quad hug, me in the middle!"
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"No matter how much the gate is strait"
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"or who punishes the scrolls,"
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"No, we aren't. I was wrong."
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"They're never going to let her go."
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"Smooth move, Ferguson."
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"Let's go, black partner!"
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"Tomorrow you'll shuck the cane"
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"Your little fingers bloody"
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"Prepare to be whipped"
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"I'm in Beijing!"
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"Shh! Liddy just went to sleep."
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"He's a very good pediatrician, but that is an unfortunate name."
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"Oh, come on. She'll fall back asleep."
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"Liddy! It's your mother!"
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"God, Tracy could have cleaned up before he left."
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"like on "Diff'rent Strokes.""
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"I just got to get rid of all these boxes."
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"I don't even know what this stuff is anymore."
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"Here's the novel I never finished."
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"Hmm."
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"The Secret?"
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"It works, Liz. Look at me."
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"Ever since I started secreting,"
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"I've become a TV star, I found my soul mate."
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"You saw how flat Gwyneth Paltrow sang at the Oscars."
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"I visualized all of that."
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"Jenna, the only way to make things happen in the real world"
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"It dries your mouth out, but the sex is amazing."
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"No, I'm talking about taking control,"
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"I always think of a third thing when I'm listing stuff."
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"If taking control is so great,"
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"then how do you explain your personal life?"
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"I just have to care about myself as much as I care about work,"
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"starting right now."
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"and now I'm fluent."
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"Rosa, I know you stole my necklace."
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"I'll have your son deported."
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