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Clips from 30 Rock - Plan B (S05E05)

"You bastard! I trusted you!"
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"Is there any news about Tracy?"
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"Simba, Rafiki! Click, click, click!"
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"like "liberal government" or "female scientist.""
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"Is it TNT? Are Rizzoli and Isles friends in real life?"
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"It's a small cable network targeted towards gay male viewers."
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""TWINKS... Television With Individuals..."
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"If the network were thriving, it would be one thing,"
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"When I was with D'Fwan on "Queen of Jordan,""
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"We'll be back before you know it."
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"'TGS' is dead. Start booking me stand-up gigs."
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"We'll get through this."
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"No, I meant my JennaBabies and I will get through this."
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"It's my Plan B."
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"This is Asian JennaBaby."
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"Where are you going? It's just until Tracy comes back!"
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"At Harvard, we call them "concentrations"..."
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"You're my last hope."
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"Of course it is!"
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"You're supposed to help me."
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"- Like how Fredward helps iCarly. - No!"
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"If there's a real chance that 'TGS' could go away, what is my backup?"
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"Maybe something with vampires."
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"Would you be willing to come in for an Alpo commercial?"
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"and TWINKS is gonna bring them in."
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"Oh, of course. Liddy. She is adorable."
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"My night nurse swears she calls me "koskel,""
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"marches by John Philip Sousa, telephones that look like footballs."
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"let's just chalk this one up to never again and enjoy our lunch."
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"His name is Devon Banks."
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"a presence I've not felt since..."
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"Not this time."
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"I mean, Obama's ineptitude,"
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"The recession we're emerging from"
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"Where is he now?"
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"So I throw him a lifeline if he comes crawling back like a..."
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"He'll hate Banks and his hairless nostrils."
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"A man should have nose hairs."
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"Exactly. I'll pay him for his ideas and kick him out the door."
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"would you buy a show about a girl television writer"
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"I like the end part."
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"I told everyone about the forced hiatus..."
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"Wait, you said "forced hiatus"?"
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"I've been telling you to prepare for the end of 'TGS'"
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"and I had to watch them and go online and comment on them!"
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"I've been to L.A. Once."
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"Olive just turns into Barham?"
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"You here for the "Sing-Off" gig?"
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"He just screams at you to see how you react."
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"Wait, you're not really applying for this job, are you?"
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"It's just a red guy and a green guy."
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"I've have all your albums!"
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"Kenneth, you may not be able to save the show."
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"Bird Internet!"
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"Banks. What's become of you?"
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"Nothing!"
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"Devon, explain the gaybies."
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"I married a shiny black dancer named Cashmere."
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"We mixed our sperm together"
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"so no one would know whose baby is whose."
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"Now, have you had your fun looking at the freak?"
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"to offer me, Banks, a job?"
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"You thought that I would lick your boots,"
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"You will be under me, and if there's one slipup, your ass is mine!"
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"But that was your mistake."
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"You bastard!"
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"So what now?"
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"so it looks like I have no authority over him."
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"So when it comes to business, I don't like these kinds of games."
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"Of course Devon's crude attempts at manipulation"
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"don't work with a man like you."
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"For now, we need him, but as soon as he stops being useful..."
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"of course, I didn't want to miss this fabulous opportunity."
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"is just about the same age as Mike here."
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"We should set up a playdate!"
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"Hank, could Devon and I just have a moment, please?"
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"with one of my Uncle Hank stories."
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"The VC was everywhere."
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"Yes, they were! Yes, they were!"
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"Using your own baby to get in with Hooper?"
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"And Old Hank, the family man, fell right into my trap."
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"This isn't even baby vomit on my jacket!"
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"This is not over."
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""Medic! Medic!" cried the little boy!"
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"in that a guy who looks like Morgan Freeman swung a bat at me."
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"I've already sent about 100 of these,"
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"So I had to marry each envelope and then divorce it,"
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"So, you're putting a sugar cube in an envelope"
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"We never could have found him so quickly without your help."
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"Mommy, what's that?"
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"People of the sidewalk, we can't give up on the written word!"
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"We need stories."
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"You're one of us now."
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"- Who are you? - Better to ask who we used to be."
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"And I played dynamite saxophone solos in rock-'n'-roll songs."
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"Come. We live under the subways with the CEO of Friendster."
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"Empty coffee pot,"
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"same cheap $300 tie as yesterday,"
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"Oh, it was amazing. Yes, really superlative tummy time."
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"Hank... Uncle Hank wants to expand overseas,"
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"then jetsetting around the world in Economy Plus."
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"Do you know what it's like to have triplets?"
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"Oh, God, I just love my gaybies too much! I can't leave!"
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"Damn, Jack. You are strong."
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"- Benny the Bull. - Benny the Bull."
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"Thank you."
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"I'm sorry. I couldn't save the show."
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"Crazy."
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"Well, sir, I had a very interesting morning..."
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"Africa!"
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"Hey, Jack, the vending machine is broken!"
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"Lemon. Lemon!"
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"As of this morning, he was still saving lives in Africa."
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"I'm doing God's work here in Africa."
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"Why, just yesterday, I kicked two naked people out of a garden!"
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"But, Tracy, we need you here."
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""TGS with Tracy Jordan" without Tracy Jordan is an oxymoron,"
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"Or "Princeton football.""
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"We were four and three in Ivy League play last year!"
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"Our quarterback, Henry Chang..."
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