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Clips from 30 Rock - A Goon's Deed in a Weary World (S07E07)

"Wake up. Liz, wake up!"
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"Wait, if they're coming from Houston, they won't have winter clothes."
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"Okay, kids coming, show to save, DVR at 98%,"
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"I'm gonna need a cloth tape measure."
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"Hey. Sorry I'm late, but Treme gets good if you stick with it."
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"Lemon, I can't start my tenure as CEO"
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"by reversing my predecessor's decisions"
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"You'll have to do a lot more than trim the budget, Lemon."
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"are exactly the sort of thing you can't afford anymore."
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"The lowest level of defense preparedness?"
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"Fantastic."
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"This is serious! Our show is cancelled!"
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"like we've never slashed it before."
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"Kenneth the page."
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"and I want my most experienced page to lead it."
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"It's like NBC's TV version of Willy Wonka starring Bob Uecker."
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"I do admire Wonka. He's a true capitalist."
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"slave labor, and an indoor boat -- wonderful."
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"and show their true selves without even knowing it."
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"It's a nasty, ruthless business."
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"Well, there are things we can do to make the show cheaper."
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"we need somebody to sponsor the show."
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"I think TGS and Bro Body Douche would be tight."
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"Look, Betty, I don't know if it is jeah."
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"That's what you said."
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"I like Tracy Jordan. Dude's a baller."
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"This is senior year."
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"It'd be weird if my show were created by a woman,"
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"It's in honor of my frat bro."
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"Never knew my dad!"
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"Liz is wrong, right?"
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"We just need to have our next great roles lined up."
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"Like how after ER Clooney had Dumb Gay Batman."
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"Elvira!"
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"Sol hear you're rallying fans to save your show."
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"Janu-where is the snow?"
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"Your services are no longer required."
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"or do you hate fun?"
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"And LaDarius here gave me this pamphlet."
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"more people die from disease and accidents combined"
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"...whose wife died in a trampoline accident."
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"No, of course you haven't done anything."
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"And the moon landing."
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"- Hello, young man. - Damn it!"
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"because I have a moral quandary for you."
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"Parcell!"
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"That is a waste of delicious dead horse."
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"Kenneth, you also just described me."
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"Kenneth?"
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"Pete, a word."
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"I told you we have to do everything on green screen."
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"Boo-yah!"
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"If you're not my girlfriend, you're nobody's girlfriend!"
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"No, I'm at JFK, Liz. The kids land in an hour."
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"Oh, my God, they're coming."
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"The KableTown board, they're on their way up."
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"No, what are you talking about? You have to."
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"and I am Todd Debeikis!"
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"- I assume you've made your decision. - Yes, I have."
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"As much as it pains me,"
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"Seven years, and I've never gotten it right."
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"Homonym is the first U.S. TV show to be broadcast in Iran."
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"Kalamayeh badee hast sheer. Sheer."
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"Chashp, uh... sheermesle gorbeh ye bozorg."
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"Unlike every other place I've ever worked,"
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"this business makes no sense."
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"And it doesn't matter if you went to Harvard Business School or --"
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"What are you saying, sir?"
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"You like NBC, don't you, Kenneth?"
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"I quit."
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"What the hell are you doing?!"
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"Todd, we'll miss you."
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"but there is no TGS to save."
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"And you should be at the airport right now"
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"Children, Tracy."
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"Me, too."
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"Hang on. Is that them?"
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"Is that the twins?"
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"I'm gonna need you on my good side."
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"I will not be able to attend school tomorrow"
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"♪ A world of magic ♪"
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"You let the show get cancelled, and we all died!"
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"- The twins are coming. - What?!"
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"Yeah. I just got an e-mail from Bev at the adoption agency."
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"It's from [email protected]."
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"Oh, my God. Flight 124 on January 29th."
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"That's... that's in five days! It's happening so fast."
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"We don't even know where they're coming from!"
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"AirBike Flight 124 out of Houston's George Bush Airport."
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"- It's not my airport! - Oh, let it go, Liz!"
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"They're gonna need jackets and hats."
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"No. Bowling ball's too small. It's like a basketball."
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"Small basketball that you win at the fair."
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"You're describing a bowling ball!"
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"but I'm just never in the mood to watch Treme."
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"Okay, first things first. I'll watch a bunch of Tremes."
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"I'll go to the sporting goods store and measure balls."
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"To IKEA!"
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"So, is TGS safe now? Will you uncancel us?"
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"in order to help my weird buddy."
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"But while I can't help directly, I have, through back channels --"
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"- Like BET? - Back channels."
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"I have secured you a lifeline."
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"The KableTown board has agreed to hear"
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"a presentation from you tonight"
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"to convince them that TGS is worth more alive than dead."
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"Perfect. I've sold this show once, before you were even here,"
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"that's -- oh, I don't know -- 51% of the population."
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"Lemon, this is not a question of selling your creative vision."
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"Thanks to Hazel's lawsuit,"
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"TGS has cost this company millions of dollars."
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"Okay, well, we can make cuts."
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"Your show can't cost NBC any money at all."
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"- That's impossible. - impossible?"
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"Would any of your female heroes say that?"
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"Would Amelia Earhart or Dian Fossey or Joan of Arc?"
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"You know what? I can do this."
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"♪ Na, na-na, na, na, na ♪"
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"Lemon, expensive musical cues"
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"♪ Na-na, na-na-na, dorp ♪"
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