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Clips from 30 Rock - TGS Hates Women (S05E05)

"Wonderful news, non-famouses!"
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"Ruth Bader Ginsburg!"
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""Why does 'TGS' hate women?""
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"Oh, no! My period!"
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"I don't know anymore."
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"At the very least, we should be elevating"
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"Jack, do you think I hate women?"
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"You are genetically predisposed"
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"He's not a strong writer."
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"Justin Bieber because he's..."
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"I'm sorry, your new rival is a 9th-grade girl?"
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"or even the President of the United States Shopping Association."
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"- Girl coming! - This is a big opportunity for us."
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"I mean, how long did it take the women here?"
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"So to have a chance with Abby, we're creating new identities."
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"And I shall be British."
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"Sir lan MacKellen?"
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"Star jump! I found the chrysalis!"
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"- Nice! - All right!"
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"So, you're interested in marine biology."
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"Hmm, who do I know?"
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"and, according to his website, a guilt-free cheesecake recipe!"
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"I'm also on the board of the American Museum of Natural History."
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"West Ham drew nil-nil at Wolves?!"
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"Don't you know I'm talkin' 'bout a femolution?"
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"I'm Liz."
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"Mine are different sizes."
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"Oh, where's little Abby gonna sit?"
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"Give me strength, oh, Oprah."
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"When I first started working here, an 8-year-old Shirley Temple"
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"Lemon, who thinks gesturing with one's thumbs is for poor people"
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"This guy!"
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"Kaylie is playing right into my hands."
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"I also had a youthful fascination with exploration,"
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"Practice frottage on a poster of Linda Ronstadt,"
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"Like I met Jacques Cousteau."
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"I invented that!"
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"I don't know how I get here."
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"Look, you and I actually want the same thing."
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"Yes, like you fix a dog! We'll sterilize her!"
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"Hi, I'm Abby. Hi."
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"You're not. "Bob" is short for "Bobert"."
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""Lophius piscatorius.""
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"The ocean really is the final frontier, Kaylie."
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"And we keep finding new things!"
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"Youngsters are the future of ocean exploration, Kaylie."
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"no matter how much gold I give Poseidon."
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"What if you gave me a sticker as a joke?"
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"You know, Mr. Donaghy, it seems like you really love this stuff."
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"I'm an adult now. I don't have fantasies anymore."
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"There she is, men!"
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"Jack! Jack!"
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"of Eleanor Roosevelt, First Lady to the world,"
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"And that voice! I want you to talk in your real voice."
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"Or Lutz using that sexy English accent to get me in the sack."
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"You know what, Liz? I don't have to explain myself to you."
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"My life is none of your business."
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"Kenneth, when I'm gone, how do you think people will remember me?"
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"Sit behind a desk? I'm still young, Kenneth."
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"I'll join Ballard's crew and become a scientist-adventurer!"
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"Now that would be a legacy!"
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"And we walruses owe him everything for giving us the gift of language.""
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"No."
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"I'm taking control of this Abby situation."
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"No, Jenna, I'm not done. Check this out."
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"Is that Abby?"
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"It's not Abby Flynn, it's Abby Grossman."
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"Don't tell Liz."
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"Forget my idea. Yours is so elegant."
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"Katherine Scott, Sales."
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"I've got everyone from Meeting Planning."
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"That? The Internet."
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"This picture exists in only two places."
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"Hey, what are you doing?"
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"Why do you have this, Kaylie?"
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"Why are you reading my autobiography?"
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"Researching the enemy."
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"I'm not familiar with that reference,"
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"So watch your step,"
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"and get her to fail you."
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"- I'd be into that. - Me too!"
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"This is my free period."
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"Megan, books!"
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"and then we all had to go!"
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"Yeah, come sit on my struikgewas!"
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"On a chair! Come on, Sue."
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"I don't know where you found that, but I am taking it down."
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"And second of all, it's time to stop hiding."
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"Oh, 'cause I thought it was, like, pressure from society."
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"Because I feel safer having men around in case Troy comes back!"
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"You know what? Don't listen to me."
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"where Wonder Woman gets her period."
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"is having sex on a motorcycle."
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"and it's not over."
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"we're gonna go now to that Jack-and-Liz"
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"My publicist just called from rehab. I made the Internet!"
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"- You're on "JOANofSNARK.com"? - On what?"
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"where women talk about how far we've come,"
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"and which celebrities have the worst beach bodies."
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""Comedy's Freshest Female Voice"!"
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"Take that, Courtney Thorne-Smith!"
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"That's not about you. That's about some stand-up named Abby Flynn."
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"- Wow. Lady! - Pretty nostrils!"
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"How do I find me?"
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"Computer! "Jenna"!"
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"Well, here's your article."
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"What? How can they say that? We love women."
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"With Tracy gone, our last episode was all Jenna."
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"This is Amelia Earhart. I'm almost across the Pacific..."
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"I'll now take questions."
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"Oh, no! My period!"
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"Let's nuke England!"
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"But that is an ironic reappropriation..."
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"And this started as a show for women, starring women."
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"Oh, my period! You're all fired!"
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"Absolutely. But it's not your fault."
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"to compete against other women"
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"for the attention of strong,"
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"or others very similar to me."
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"For example, Hercules, the Highlander, or God."
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