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Clips from 30 Rock - Jack Gets in the Game (S02E02)

"Secret heart attack."
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"No strenuous activity, no red meat, no booze."
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"about succession."
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"to distinguish me in some way."
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"I'm fine, Jenna. I'm just a little light-headed."
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"It's the Japanese Porn Star Diet."
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"Hey, there."
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"Maybe you're just fighting your natural shape."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Did you return that wedding dress you bought?"
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"How about the furniture for your "home office"?"
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"Ah, nerds!"
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"Son of a bitch."
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"Oh, did I forget to mention that Kathy is Kathy Geiss?"
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"Can you believe that Don thought she'd never get married?"
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"No, I mean the religion founded"
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"It's definitely working."
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"And if you read his recent interview"
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"At a restaurant."
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"so you should go get us some party hats."
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"Hilarious!"
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"With who?"
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"That guy Mike that redid our driveway?"
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"Doesn't bother me."
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"Now, Jenna, medically speaking, for your height,"
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"What about my crazy surgical options, Dr. Spaceman?"
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"Please."
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""Dr. Spaceman" is my dad. Call me Leo."
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"Am I? That's where the Olsen twins were separated."
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"Devin's a genius."
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"I didn't see you there."
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"Does Mr. Donaghy know you're here?"
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"That is their problem, not yours."
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"Is this clinic on a boat?"
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"Hey, I've got a character for Jenna called "Me Want Food.""
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"Can I sing a song on the show?"
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"Yes. That's a great idea."
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"Yeah, because we are going to dare America"
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"to change their own attitudes about body image."
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"Men becoming wolves?"
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"What?"
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"Can I call you "Dad"?"
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"Are you sure? I wouldn't want to intrude."
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"I never should have said we were going to a restaurant."
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"She got big."
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"I could never eat this much meat."
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"Get the ol' heart rate up."
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"Maybe pound a cheeseburger in the sun."
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"I'm gonna make your heart explode."
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"I need to talk to you about."
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"Good for you, sir."
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"Yeah. All those years fooling around,"
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"My home address is in the GPS under "DaCrib""
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"Now, you go to Angie."
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"Hey! Oh! "Me want food"!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Hey! I am wanting the foods!"
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"Thank you."
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"You're always in such great shape."
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"Same weight as when I wrestled at Yale, Jack."
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"Winthrop here wrestled at Yale."
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"With other dudes or..."
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"Oh, God. You're having your way with me."
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"We're joking. It's all jokes."
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"This is no ordinary love?"
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"No!"
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"No!"
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"I got to stop this!"
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"Wow."
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"that humans want food but don't need it?"
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"Oh, don't worry. Dr. Wally is the best there is."
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"In a few hours, you'll be back to your old self."
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"It'll be like none of this ever happened."
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"I'm keeping it!"
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"And you've got to stop telling people how to run their lives."
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"from a single woman who is using her treadmill"
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"Oh, right."
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"Ka-boom!"
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"And if I do, you'll stop trying to destroy me in front of Geiss?"
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"Here we go."
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"You're insane!"
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"Oh, God! Just like the Greeks."
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"I'm gonna kill you, Kenneth the Page!"
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"I'm at the end of my rope, Tracy Jordan."
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"All right."
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"Jack."
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"He said you're not a well man."
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"No, not at all. Not after today."
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"Take my boat down to the islands."
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"But I want you to know you're on my list."
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"Jack, you might run this company one day."
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"Spooky, scary?"
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"Men becoming wolves?"
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"Spooky, scary?"
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"You wanted to see me?"
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"This is a $54 steak."
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"Congratulations. It looks really good."
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"Yes, it does."
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"But, of course, I can't eat it because of my recent..."
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"But I thought perhaps you might enjoy it."
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"Oh, okay. Thanks."
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"This'll make a great sandwich tomorrow."
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"No. I would like you to eat it here."
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"Right now."
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"You want to watch me eat this steak in front of you?"
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"That's what I want."
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"Okay."
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"This is a time of new beginnings for me, Lemon."
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"And, of course, that means new opportunities."
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"in this month's issue of "Yachting Illustrated"?"
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"No. I subscribe to "Giant Boats.""
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"seems infinite."
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""Pillowy abyss"?"
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"Ignore that part."
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""All things must end.""
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"That's exactly how Margaret Thatcher did it."
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"You're in the running for it, right?"
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"And I have to do it soo..."
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"You ate that whole thing?"
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"A dog took it."
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