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Clips from 30 Rock - Cougars (S02E02)

"and pretend to be foreign."
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"I am from Hamburg, ja!"
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Does that mean the animals strip"
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"Liz?"
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"Meatball sub, extra bread,"
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"Absolutely not."
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"They are poor as hell."
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"Everyone told us we were going to lose"
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"Uh..."
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"Anyway, we won,"
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"and I learned that anything is possible."
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"Someday I'll have an office like this. To clean."
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"You ordered a venti chocolate mocha blast"
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"with half-and-half and brownie chunks?"
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"Oh, you're young."
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"Maybe I am gay. For that little peach."
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"I do."
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"I want to kiss him on the mouth and hold him."
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"Something just happened, Liz."
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"All right, circle up. Circle up."
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"There's a weird dude standing over there,"
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"Starting with some new uniforms."
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"You've got to dress for success."
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"It was a beautiful ceremony."
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"Hey."
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"Hey, Jamie. Hey."
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"Good to see you, man."
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"but are you doing anything Saturday night?"
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"Oh, no, I don't think so."
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"Really? Yeah."
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"It wasn't on sale or anything."
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"At night? Okay, that sounds great."
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"No, that's not a thing."
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"I can't believe I did that."
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"I had my "no sex with Asians" rule."
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"What can we do? We're cougars."
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"We're what?"
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"The one with the "Crisis in Africa" cover."
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"Figuring some stuff out."
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"Hello, Coach."
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"Phil Jackson likes to give books to his players to inspire them."
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"Tracy, I don't have to understand their world"
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"It's like this great country of ours."
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"impose our values, and make things better."
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"would be to bring our superior resources to bear."
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"Oh, sorry. This is my dream journal."
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"You didn't work the pitch count."
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"And where are their uniforms?"
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"Exactly."
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"Yeah. Speaking of music I like, how about Gnarls Barkley, huh?"
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"Is it only 1:00 a. M?"
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"I'm 37!"
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"Lemon, what happened?"
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"Did you take an Ambien with your Franzia and sleepwalk here?"
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"Yes, sir. I'm Jamie, Mr. Donaghy."
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"They just changed bartenders."
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"I'm going to go see if this guy will serve me."
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"Nonsense. You've never looked better."
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"That is so sexist of you."
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"You've got money, status,"
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"All right."
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"Stop fighting this."
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"He's hot, poor, and eager to please."
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"Just buy him a few gifts, never give him your home phone number,"
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"and if you set a curfew, stick to it."
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"Hey, Coach. How did practice go today?"
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"And they all seem to really hate my grandpa"
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"They're testing our resolve."
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"They've turned on each other."
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"Tracy didn't understand what needed to be done. He had to go."
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"They're destroying all the things I bought for them."
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"Everything but the bats, sir."
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"I was there, yes."
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"So, what were you doing there?"
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"and we had a great time."
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"Aidan's a freshman at NYU."
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"Hey! What did I say about you wearing your Heelys inside?"
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"I just know he's supercute, and he laughs at all my jokes."
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"Coffee's here."
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"Hey, there."
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"I had fun the other night. Your roof is awesome."
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"Oh, thanks. I go up there all the time."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"I'll see you tomorrow night."
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"Tracy, I want to talk to you."
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"It's hard for me to admit when I've made a mistake."
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"Of course they did!"
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"They're afraid to go north of 245th Street."
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"We have two options."
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"Just because I don't support Jack Donaghy"
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"we can turn these kids into winners."
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"All right, Jack. What's the plan?"
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"Look, Jamie,"
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"I can't take this Sam-and-Diane thing anymore."
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"Nothing, Frank. I'm not gay."
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"I can't believe we're winning."
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"These Dominican birth certificates say otherwise."
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"This is just embarrassing."
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"Hi."
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"You look nice."
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"I got you that leather bracelet that you were looking at."
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"All right, we should get going 'cause we're going to be late."
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"Look at us."
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"Yeah. Now I know why Demi Moore does this."
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"Mom?"
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"Yep, that's what we look like."
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"All May-December relationships end in humiliation."
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"Sexual incompatibility, social faux pas, meeting their parents."
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"I'm not sure it's worth it."
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"Don't be silly. Jamie was good for you."
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"Stop repeating what I say."
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"This is over."
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"She gives me all the loving I'll ever want or need."
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"Guys, this isn't working."
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"Look, you dudes are great, a lot of fun to dance with,"
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"Bye, sexy bear!"
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"But I just want to dance?"
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