Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from 30 Rock - Floyd (S04E04)

"Well, I met him on K-Date,"
30 Rock
"which is the personals section of the Kraft Foods website."
30 Rock
"He owns a cockatiel named Arliss."
30 Rock
"Oh, God."
30 Rock
"and something good will come back to me."
30 Rock
"Floyd called?"
30 Rock
"Hey, Danny, congratulations."
30 Rock
"For what?"
30 Rock
"which is like a Canadian Grammy."
30 Rock
"because of dwindling ad sales."
30 Rock
"Isn't that awesome?"
30 Rock
"It'd be so funny, because I'm not gay."
30 Rock
"Making Danny look like an idiot."
30 Rock
"I'm having a Tracy and Jenna problem."
30 Rock
"Well, Danny's interview with The New York Times"
30 Rock
"Oh, my."
30 Rock
"Yes, tell them your stories."
30 Rock
"It's Liz."
30 Rock
"Oh, my God."
30 Rock
"I was being polite."
30 Rock
"Look, Liz."
30 Rock
"Uh, I have to work late."
30 Rock
"Uh, I've got to run, call me."
30 Rock
"No, I did an interview for The New York Times,"
30 Rock
"and they printed all of this stuff that I didn't say."
30 Rock
"It's a hoax."
30 Rock
"uh... the black one, and..."
30 Rock
"You're handsome."
30 Rock
"So are you, Jack."
30 Rock
"I wasn't fishing, but thank you."
30 Rock
"put their mascot in a box,"
30 Rock
"We didn't know until the next day"
30 Rock
"A silver panther."
30 Rock
"I mean, on the phone, it was like"
30 Rock
"Come on, Floyd."
30 Rock
"Oh, you mean that guy?"
30 Rock
"Floyd and Kaitlin."
30 Rock
"Nobody knows, but here are several hundred guesses."
30 Rock
"A coconut."
30 Rock
"Uh, Lemon, can I have your"
30 Rock
"This sucks, Jack."
30 Rock
"I know that I'm a sour person,"
30 Rock
"But I liked Floyd."
30 Rock
"like a movie where Christopher Cross sings a song like..."
30 Rock
"This isn't Liz!"
30 Rock
"but does he have to do it right outside my window?"
30 Rock
"No, he cannot win this contest."
30 Rock
"Lemon, I know you're hurt, and I know that look."
30 Rock
"and former intercourse companion to do me the favor"
30 Rock
"of not getting married right outside my window."
30 Rock
"planning to get Floyd sick and sabotage his chance of winning?"
30 Rock
"Then you will never be a Silver Panther."
30 Rock
"Then you take the first left,"
30 Rock
"What have you got there?"
30 Rock
"Anyone still inside should disrobe immediately."
30 Rock
"I'm keeping my hat on."
30 Rock
"Gentlemen."
30 Rock
"Now, we're even, guys."
30 Rock
""Space, space, space, space, space."
30 Rock
""By Kenneth Ellen Parcell."
30 Rock
"But Tracy and I had to listen to"
30 Rock
"Kenneth talk for hours yesterday."
30 Rock
"And then, I dreamed that he and I did..."
30 Rock
""Surculus et Pruna"is the motto of the Twig and Plums."
30 Rock
"and Jack is clearly a member."
30 Rock
"So they have all kinds of weird rituals and rules."
30 Rock
"Twig and Plums!"
30 Rock
"Twig and Plums."
30 Rock
"What's up?"
30 Rock
"I could have sworn you watched The Early Show on C.B.S."
30 Rock
"The Early Show?"
30 Rock
"I would go back and do it differently."
30 Rock
"You want to split some mozzarella sticks?"
30 Rock
"Ah, I didn't go back far enough."
30 Rock
"But your getting married is a big deal to me."
30 Rock
"And don't drag my best friend, T.V., into it."
30 Rock
"I do."
30 Rock
"But I'm sorry, I've got to do this."
30 Rock
"Look, Kaitlin is a yogarobics instructor and an ab model."
30 Rock
"And we're just hoping the exposure can help Kaitlin"
30 Rock
"get some jobs here in New York."
30 Rock
"Here in New York?"
30 Rock
"I'm sorry, Liz."
30 Rock
"I, uh..."
30 Rock
"No, don't be."
30 Rock
"No!"
30 Rock
"It's okay."
30 Rock
"We're going to get through this."
30 Rock
"Tracy, my dreams are getting worse."
30 Rock
"What kind of sick mind dreams that?"
30 Rock
"It was disgusting!"
30 Rock
"I don't know who the hell told you to say that, Rossitano,"
30 Rock
"but you have no idea what you're..."
30 Rock
"So that's your second salmon."
30 Rock
"Eating healthy,"
30 Rock
"Whoa!"
30 Rock
"No, Floyd."
30 Rock
"No, I would never do that to you."
30 Rock
"I thought we cared about each other."
30 Rock
"was that you wanted to live in Cleveland."
30 Rock
"But you'll move to New York for Kaitlin."
30 Rock
"One, blonde."
30 Rock
"She runs and sniffs and jumps and stares."
30 Rock
"Those are good rules."
30 Rock
"This is a dream."
30 Rock
"Tracy, it's morning."
30 Rock
"We're cured!"
30 Rock
"It's a miracle!"
30 Rock
"No, I've got a lot of writing."
30 Rock
"And I believe Toofer and Lutz also have mothers."
30 Rock
"Pranksmen."
30 Rock
"Stand down."
30 Rock
"Funny you would ask that, but yes, he showed up."
30 Rock
"Boring!"
30 Rock
"Vote for Floyd and Kaitlin!"
30 Rock
"High road, I know, shut up."
30 Rock
"I hope that you'll accept these T.G. S. mouse pads"
30 Rock
"And your butt."
30 Rock
"I really just want you to be happy."
30 Rock
"And if you go on a cruise for your honeymoon,"
30 Rock
Show more clips