Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from 30 Rock - Up All Night (S01E01)

"Do the best you can. I need a live show from you in two days."
30 Rock
"You make me want to vomit!"
30 Rock
"She only contacts me when she wants something."
30 Rock
"The next, your lawyers are fighting over who gets to keep the box your dog defecates in."
30 Rock
"Hells yes, Liz Lemon. And I have plans."
30 Rock
"That's why me and my wife role-play."
30 Rock
"and I answer the door in my boxers."
30 Rock
"Oh, no, Johnny."
30 Rock
"I feel so terrible for what happened at Gerhardt's party."
30 Rock
"Oh, damn it, Johnny! You know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar!"
30 Rock
"Break out a bottle of champagne. But not the one that came with the shellfish."
30 Rock
"Because it's Valentine's Day, and you know I don't..."
30 Rock
"Hey, Pete. You up for a quick cocktail?"
30 Rock
"I got to be downtown dressed as a ninja by 10:00."
30 Rock
"Let's go."
30 Rock
"Marry Liz, get with Cerie, kill Jenna."
30 Rock
"No, I'm not with so many men that it's impossible for me to guess."
30 Rock
"I am finally going to claim victory."
30 Rock
"Well, you live it up, J.D. You know where to find me if you need me."
30 Rock
"Marry Martha Stewart. 'Cause she seems like a dirty bird."
30 Rock
"- And I'd boff Kenneth. - What?"
30 Rock
"But, believe me, she is the succubus from the bowels of hell."
30 Rock
"then, yes, I suppose, empirically, she is very, very beautiful."
30 Rock
"I wish I could touch her boobs again."
30 Rock
"to her death."
30 Rock
"Love."
30 Rock
"what are you doing tonight?"
30 Rock
"In fact, I think we need you and Cerie"
30 Rock
"What? Role-play, baby!"
30 Rock
"Give it to me, baby!"
30 Rock
"Women should be more accommodating to their men,"
30 Rock
"She sounds smart. Is she really a doctor?"
30 Rock
"What? How dare you?"
30 Rock
"that we made out, it's all right with me."
30 Rock
"Hi. Is Mr Donaghy here?"
30 Rock
"No, Jack. What are you doing?"
30 Rock
"You think I should? She'd probably come right down here."
30 Rock
"You are sick! This relationship is sick!"
30 Rock
"All of them."
30 Rock
"I know. I know."
30 Rock
"Come on."
30 Rock
"Admit it... You spend just as much time and energy"
30 Rock
"And you can act like you hate me, but if I tried to kiss you right now,"
30 Rock
"I could do it again. But I wouldn't want to show off."
30 Rock
"None of your beeswax."
30 Rock
"- He blew it. - Way to go, loser."
30 Rock
"I'm gonna shut it down, leave it vacant,"
30 Rock
"open the windows, and let nature have at it."
30 Rock
"That's prime property on Highway 145."
30 Rock
"Damn it, Johnny."
30 Rock
"the word "heston" means "to poop yourself.""
30 Rock
"You're welcome."
30 Rock
"But I could possibly get a photo of you with the flowers,"
30 Rock
"All right. There we go."
30 Rock
"Sorry to bother you."
30 Rock
"Happy Valentine's Day."
30 Rock
"Happy Valentimes!"
30 Rock
"No, Jack, I'm not blaming you. But everybody got food poisoning."
30 Rock
"Food poisoning? That is impossible."
30 Rock
"That seafood was a gift from my friend, the owner of the Cleveland Browns."
30 Rock
"They're very expensive freshwater clams from the... Cuyahoga River."
30 Rock
"My whole staff has been blorching for three days,"
30 Rock
"so if there's anyway that we could show a rerun..."
30 Rock
"I wish I could help you, but I've already sold the ad time to the Army."
30 Rock
"No, no, no, no. That's not for you. Bianca is coming."
30 Rock
"Crazy Bianca is coming here?"
30 Rock
"You're not all the way divorced?"
30 Rock
"We've been legally separated since 1989. It's been a nightmare, Lemon."
30 Rock
"I mean, one minute, you're newlyweds making love on the floor of the Concorde."
30 Rock
"You taught your dog to poop in a box?"
30 Rock
"Bianca did. But I want that box."
30 Rock
"It's gonna take all day and into the night to deal with that crazy woman."
30 Rock
"Are you angry or excited right now? I can't tell."
30 Rock
"Mrs Donaghy and her lawyer are here."
30 Rock
"I'm sorry, Johnny. I'm a little early."
30 Rock
"This would work on "Ugly Betty.""
30 Rock
"Hey, guys."
30 Rock
"I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to work all night tonight until we get caught up."
30 Rock
"What? Liz."
30 Rock
"I can't believe you're gonna make us work all night on Valentine's Day."
30 Rock
"Is it Valentine's Day? Oh, I totally forgot."
30 Rock
"Me and Angie rented the penthouse at the Soho Grand,"
30 Rock
"where we will drink wine and pleasure each other."
30 Rock
"Gross."
30 Rock
"When you've been married 17 years, you have to keep it spicy."
30 Rock
"She put on a girl scout outfit with a box of cookies,"
30 Rock
"Or I rent out a wheelchair, and she pretends to be my caseworker."
30 Rock
"- With who? - Uh, nobody."
30 Rock
"I'm sorry, but we have to get this done. Let's order some dinner."
30 Rock
"Cerie, do you mind working late on Valentine's Day?"
30 Rock
"No, I don't care. Aris and I are in a huge fight anyway."
30 Rock
"Oh, Aris? Is that your fiancé?"
30 Rock
"He keeps sending me all these flowers to apologize,"
30 Rock
"but he's still insisting on having a Greek Orthodox wedding."
30 Rock
"But I really disagree with the church's stance on Cyprus."
30 Rock
"So... Chinese or what?"
30 Rock
"Liz, these are actually for you."
30 Rock
"- Who are they from? - I don't know. It doesn't say."
30 Rock
"Secret admirer!"
30 Rock
"Too bad you got to work all night."
30 Rock
"Johnny, thank you for speaking to me in person."
30 Rock
"If this is about the dog box, I'm not giving in."
30 Rock
"Really? I had a fabulous time at that party."
30 Rock
"I want our divorce to be final."
30 Rock
"All right."
30 Rock
"I want back all the jewellery lever bought you."
30 Rock
"Fine."
30 Rock
"I want the art supplies that I gave you on your 40th birthday"
30 Rock
"and any subsequent art projects you made with them."
30 Rock
"- Fine. - I want all of our love letters."
30 Rock
"- Fine. - I want all of your parents' love letters."
30 Rock
"Fine."
30 Rock
"I want full stake in the Arby's franchises we bought outside of Telluride."
30 Rock
"Take it all. Take the Arby's. Take the house in Amagansett."
30 Rock
"Take the Otto Dix paintings."
30 Rock
"I don't care any more. I want to move on."
30 Rock
"Mrs Donaghy intends to relinquish all communal property."
30 Rock
"We should have the papers for you to sign tomorrow."
30 Rock
"- Then I suppose we're done. - We're done."
30 Rock
"Why would I send you flowers?"
30 Rock
Show more clips