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Clips from 30 Rock - Brooklyn Without Limits (S05E05)

"How's it going in there?"
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"Maybe later I can get a Pap smear from an old male doctor."
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"I mean, all the us!"
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"Because before this was a clothing store,"
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"Boy on the bottom, girl on the top!"
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"This online slang dictionary says it's short for "amazing"!"
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"Either way you win!"
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"I'll wear these jeans out, and I'll take 10 more pairs!"
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"Bookman told reporters, quote,"
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"Why is she still talking"
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"And no matter what I do, she obviously wants me to fail."
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"I thought you said you didn't need any more friends."
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"They're from Brooklyn Without Limits."
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"and the Van Beardswick section of Brooklyn!"
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"I'm so excited for you, Liz. Now we both have amazing butts!"
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"J-train. As you may know, I was in a film called "Hard to Watch"."
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"And the "pundits" think I have a "chance" at an "Oscar","
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"Talking with Dr. Linda helped me realize"
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"My exercise video is dropping soon. It's called "Jenna Gets Hard"."
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"They're from something called"
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"So what do you think I should do?"
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"So this is the man who's going to bring down Regina Bookman."
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"Rhode Island's own Steven Austin."
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"You're an individual. A maverick."
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"People like you are succeeding"
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"Exactly!"
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"and the manager of a local paintball facility."
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"- Excellent answer. - Or no government at all."
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"Maybe we should stop at "small government"."
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"at a minor league baseball game is his own business."
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"For my friend Tracy."
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"Lying perfectly still reminds me of hiding under our porch"
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"so he don't do so much..."
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"Let me get this straight."
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"Oh, I'm helping him, all right."
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"I even gave him the idea to try to bribe them."
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"So you've tried this before?"
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"And they were so offended, they banned me for life."
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"And the same thing will happen to Tracy."
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"So you're sabotaging him."
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"when she tried to sing at our family's Christmas party."
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"I'm sorry, Miss. Do you know where Liz Lemon..."
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"Good God!"
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"Oh, yeah. Somebody forwarded me one of your campaign ads."
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"My name is Steve Austin, and if you're senile,"
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"for a fundraiser I'm hosting."
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"Can I use your phone?"
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"Yeah, I got a cell phone."
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"Technically, I am a freelancer,"
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"No. No, that's not right."
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"Yeah, I know it's not a house, but I sleep there!"
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"and then, bam! Boobies!"
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"Tracy, what is an actor?"
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"And now, amidst a day of wonders, one wonder more."
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"They call New York the Big Apple."
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"Never seemed that way to me."
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"I was an All-City running back, and I was gonna run out of here..."
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"The suburbs."
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"Now the only thing I use a football for..."
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"is as a toilet."
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"I am a constitutional originalist,"
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"All right. Some good pieces."
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"Hand me that shovel so I can dig a grave for her."
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"My generation never votes!"
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"Just to have options, should we do a couple takes with Binky?"
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"Stores like this are saving the world."
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"Brooklyn Zack. He throws pool parties in dumpsters."
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"to sell to outer-borough idiots."
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"Oh, Lemon. It's not "Handmade in USA.""
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"It's pronounced "Hond-made in Oosa.""
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"The Hand people are a Vietnamese slave tribe"
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"We all make our compromises."
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"I don't believe you!"
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"There's no such thing."
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"which is owned by Altheon Ballistic Dynamics,"
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"You're meticulously groomed, and you turned a tie into a belt!"
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"And who are you to judge? You're still wearing those jeans."
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"Wow. Haven't seen so many suits since my trial."
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"I have an idea."
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"Oh, Steve, of course you know Ed Perlman."
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"Now let's just have one last happy dinner together..."
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"We need to talk."
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"Thank you for coming."
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"But I see you're still wearing the jeans."
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"I know! They look so good!"
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"And we like to dance together,"
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"Then I believe in Halliburton."
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"We don't."
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"but you're great."
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"And when you do, I'll be furious."
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"No, Liz Lemon. It's like the thing I said in another movie I made..."
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""Compromises are for lesser souls. Die, werewolf-zombie.""
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"I would hit that."
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"I believe..."
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"slavery..."
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"God, Lemon."
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"Steve?"
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"You were the reason that everyone came here tonight."
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"They need to hear you speak in person,"
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"Americans are a simple but powerful but people,"
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"Ooga-booga strong"
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"Ooga-booga big"
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"Austin was mocked in Jay Leno's monologue tonight."
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"Letting morality get in the way of making money?"
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"I might as well go and be a teacher."
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"Would you like some cake?"
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"Yeah."
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"This has been the best day of my life!"
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"We are all responsible for heroes becoming terrible."
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"are these alien prisoners are being held in?"
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"We should bring back slavery!"
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"Taken out of context... it was exactly what I meant."
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"Great. Trying on jeans is my favorite thing."
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"Come on, Liz, this is store is cool. It's huge with all the young people."
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"it was a mental hospital."
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"It's winky and fun, Liz!"
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"Liz Lemon, you look hot!"
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"Really?"
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"Liz, it's the dream."
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"O-M-God. Those jeans are 'zing!"
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