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Clips from 30 Rock - The Collection (S02E02)

"One day, sir, this whole city will be yours."
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"since we found that I'm up for the GE chairmanship."
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"and what animal best describes you."
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"What is?"
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"It's what they do with all the presidential candidates."
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"I've done some things, Lemon."
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"Well, she's right here. Fake phone."
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"It's very nice."
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"He needs constant adult supervision."
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"Will you help me out when I'm not here?"
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"Oh, no, I didn't... Well, you got one now, girlfriend."
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"Go on!"
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"Miss Maroney, here's today's fan mail."
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"I know."
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"Oh, and I saw your Enorme commercial. It's fabulous."
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"Make him chase the chunk."
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"Jenna, your career is really taking off now."
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"Can I get some makeup for Tracy, please?"
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"Hi, sweetheart. How are you?"
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"Actually, he looks great. Thank you."
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"Discretion."
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"I wouldn't want to talk about this in my office anyway."
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"Yeah."
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"Also, my gym is right over there."
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"It's pretty simple, really."
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"I'm gonna go through your life with a fine-tooth comb."
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"The more information I have, the easier this is gonna be."
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"Now, have you ever been arrested?"
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"But as for the rest, they're too drunk to do much of anything."
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"Nope."
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"That's pretty much it."
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"That's what they all say, Mr. Donaghy."
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"This is the notch I had to make last week."
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"I've been reading the newspaper"
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"So, this week, can we do "Business Section"?"
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"Tracy, I love it that you're trying to help."
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"Everything is great!"
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"Word. Where is my lovely wife?"
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"What? No. I can't let you do that."
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"I'm sorry, Liz. This is who I am."
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"And the only way I can feel better about myself"
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"is to get booby-slapped by a coked-out Russian stripper."
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"Is there something we need to discuss?"
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"that you no longer have an eating problem."
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"Do you?"
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"I have no appetite."
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"Keep Jenna fat. Keep Jenna funny."
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"I'll fatten you up, grow to love you,"
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"What have you got for me, Len?"
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"Thank you."
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"that could get in the way of this promotion."
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"That is not an all-white club."
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"I could never pay an English-speaking person that little."
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"They'd starve."
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"How did you find out about that?"
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"Thank you. Yes, I'm Victor Nightingale."
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"This is bad."
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"CEOs don't have thousands of cookie jars."
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"This is worse. You got to get rid of them."
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"This is Rudolph Giuliani in 1987"
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"He looks so happy."
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"You can either be the head"
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"I'm back from doing whatever Liz Lemon said."
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"He got sick. So I took him to the vet."
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"so I nodded my head until it came out."
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"You can't cut me off. This is my show."
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"Not anymore."
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"Everything goes through me now."
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"No."
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"Next."
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"What's the character's name?"
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"Slickback Lamar."
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"Don't make me contact Reverend Sharpton."
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"Grizz, Dot Com, start coming up with ideas."
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"We open on a lone soldier walking through the desert."
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"This stuff will make you real fat, Miss Maroney."
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"It made my Dad's heart just up and give out."
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"Mmm."
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"Mm-hmm!"
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"and an air marshal shot him."
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"Boy, I wish I had some pig sedative right now."
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"This is for the best."
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"But just out of curiosity,"
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"They'll be taken to Jersey City and incinerated."
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"I can't have that. Give that to me."
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"It's your funeral, Donaghy."
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"tell her you like her nails."
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"Jenna with problem I have."
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"Hi. I just wanted to meet you, Mr. Mason. I'm a really big fan."
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"I guess I could wait for her to drop something"
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"Okay, do you have something to write on?"
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"No. Jonathan, he lives in Albany."
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"Hey, do you have a minute?"
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"Tracy's wife is..."
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"We never had any cookie jars in my home"
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"because our mother never baked us any cookies"
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"Why?"
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"No."
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"But I thought that we could give her a consultant credit."
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"is not a business situation, but a family conflict."
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"Lemon, you're gonna get hit in the face,"
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"Still failing at overeating"
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"Oh, daddy."
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"Go on. Keep talking."
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"but I want you to know"
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"I don't want that crap title."
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"It's never gonna happen."
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"Okay."
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"I'm ordering you to leave."
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"Are you steppin' up on me?"
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"So what if I am? Also, your nails look tacky."
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"Enough, damn it! Enough!"
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"Do I have to fix this situation?"
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"An adult!"
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"Tracy, I've never heard you talk like that before."
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"That... wow!"
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"That is..."
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"What happened?"
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"Ha!"
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"Look at that kooky old cookie jar."
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