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Clips from 30 Rock - I Heart Connecticut (S05E05)

"Right now."
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"We know Tracy's not in Africa."
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"He's hiding somewhere in New York."
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"Where is he?"
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"And he's the only one that knows the combination to the candy safe."
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"They don't know anything."
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"Tracy's close to:"
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"His wife, Charles Barkley,"
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"Kenneth talks to Tracy on Skype,"
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"Tracy only contacts Kenneth on special occasions,"
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"like Bastille Day."
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"As well you should."
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"Make ten shows and hope"
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"and has to get the story using only his eyes, ears and other senses."
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"- Well, I don't know. - Well, what do you know?"
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"- I'm the producer of the show. - Right."
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"That's what your wife told me in the shower this morning."
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"Hey, bald bitch!"
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"Yeah, I get it!"
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"Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking."
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"and that's caused some problems."
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"JennaBabies were my backup if 'TGS' gets cancelled."
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"No. I'm the producer, I'm picking lunch today."
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"Welcome to Federicci's"
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"'Cause I'm a Pizza Academy of New York man!"
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"Now I am bound by Pizza Academy tradition to grant you any request."
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"Wow. This could not have gone any better."
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"Here you go."
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"According to the transitive property,"
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"Yes!"
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"I don't know. I never work out."
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"Help, Paula, here comes the big girl!"
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"Takeout from Hooters!"
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"We'll know they touched it!"
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"What?"
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"But I turned down "Carousel" at the Goodspeed for this."
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"and they say we're not portraying the state in a positive light."
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"saying there's a veterinarian running around Connecticut"
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"trying to make a house out of breasts for the Governor to live in."
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"But there's a positive message at the end of it."
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"Yes, Ma'am. There have been several deliveries to this address"
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""Large cheese pizza with one slice taken out"
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"so I can pretend I'm eating Pac-Man, like my hero Blinky the ghost.""
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"Well, well, well. You found me..."
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"Can I work here? I'll do anything."
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"I'll dance for you."
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"Miss Lemon, don't panic."
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"Mr. Jordan, where are you? Come back!"
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"I'm an eleven, but continue."
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"It was a romantic comedy"
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"so we moved it over to Telemundo,"
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"hosted by a supermodel and a soccer ball with a moustache."
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"and now it's a horror movie starring..."
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""any blonde actress.""
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"We just got shut down because Connecticut's being a douchebag."
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"It seems like it'd be more convenient for people."
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"I just have to work around a PTA meeting at 5:00"
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"that I can't miss 'cause this week I'm snack dad."
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"and Kenneth grabbed a cop's gun and shot a blimp."
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"Yes. There was some confusion,"
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"and I ended up punching the real Le Var Burton."
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"I'm gonna go get Jeremy."
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"I hope he's not still in heat."
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"He has gotten my top off before."
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"Here you go."
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"Could you use that to motivate"
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"in front of all his meathead buddies."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"- Did your show get cancelled yet? - We don't know, Stephanie."
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"Great! All right."
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"Thank you, Wal-Mart!"
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"This production will be profitable."
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"Jenna, to your dressing room, to write."
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"It begins with the words!"
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"I'm gonna beat you, Reggie."
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"Wow. You would do that for me?"
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"Oh, okay. This is it, Parcell."
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"'Ello! I'm a baby!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"I don't like this."
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"Hey, Tracy, don't hang up."
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"I'm sorry, Miss Lemon."
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"Connecticut!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is Phil Rosenthal,"
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"the creator of the acclaimed show Everybody Loves Raymond."
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"I'll re-write the part myself."
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"and then we'll play with it."
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"Hello, Phil."
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"Yeah, 15 years ago."
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"Or that you're actually stronger than me."
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"IKEA! IKEA! IKEA!"
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"IKEA! IKEA!"
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"That's fine. Don't offer your guest anything."
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"What are you mad about?"
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"Really? Think about it."
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"So where's the last place you would be"
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"I know. I've seen you do it."
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"You're having a dream. Is this your only mustard?"
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"Huh? Wha? Yeah..."
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"You're the one who wrote "every kind of mustard" on my shopping list!"
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"I had everything I dreamed of,"
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"awards, respect,"
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"at the Golden Globes party."
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"I had no choice."
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"I'm tired of hiding. I just want my old life back."
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"You wore a penis hat to Princess Diana's funeral!"
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"You just have to go out there and remind people who you really are."
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"Visit O.J. In jail again."
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"Attack the Lincoln Memorial with a hammer."
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"People will just do it,"
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"We need to talk."
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"Don't play stupid, Walter."
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"By giving them fresh apple slices."
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"Listen to me very carefully."
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"This show is my life. I need Tracy back."
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"You think we don't want him back?"
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"Do you know how much our COBRA payments are?"
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"The worst part is being able to see the candy!"
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"All right."
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"But if I find out you're holding out on me,"
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