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Clips from 30 Rock - The Ones (S03E03)

"You should have had one the first time. She wouldn't have said no."
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"She didn't say no. She said we should think about it."
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"The point is I thought about it, and haven't changed my mind."
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"In fact, I've coined a new term"
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"Check out the bling! Or whatever it's called now."
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"- You're a lucky man. - Oh, no."
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"My finger is caught in the vent!"
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"Where are my snow balls?"
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"No, allergies are real."
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"I didn't know you had allergies."
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"Just a doughnut box with a mouse in it."
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"Are the pranksmen going after Lutz again?"
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"Awesome! Doughnuts!"
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"Episode 319: "The Ones""
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"She slipped me a free shrimp combo, and we've been together ever since."
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"So this present has to be special."
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"Why don't you ask her what she wants"
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"Like a genetically manipulated shark."
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"So as a token of my gratitude,"
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"Are you saying that you don't wanna go through"
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"- Please don't ask me what it is. - I won't. I don't want to know!"
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"- You wanna see me naked? - Sort of."
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"thank you for doing what I cannot!"
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"I hope you have learned a lesson."
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"I'm sorry. You're a big fan of mine, and you're not gay?"
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"Not even bi-curious?"
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"Us Weekly is calling to confirm a story"
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"that your animal rescue shelter is supplying quesadilla meat"
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"- to amusement parks. - What? I need to call my lawyer."
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"Please, give it to Jenna Maroney."
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"You okay? Good."
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"- What are you talking about? - And you?"
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"Wig-go.com,"
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"Sheinhardt Wigs' user-generated video content site."
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"All anybody posted on it were penises."
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"Right, okay."
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"And carbo-load for the reunion sex."
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"I didn't see you there."
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"You sure you don't wanna talk?"
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"but alright."
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"I met this cute paramedic yesterday. He thinks I'm incredible."
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"You know, your dilemma reminds me of a book I read once."
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"So..."
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"what does she do to see him again?"
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"I asked Angie what she wanted for our anniversary,"
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"Did she say anything to you, anything at all, about a secret..."
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"is she's the mother of those Michael Jackson kids."
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"Blue writing on green. Why?"
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"Let me explain."
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"He cheated on me."
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"They threw my case out."
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"I couldn't get an impartial jury after that song about me came out."
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"I understand if this changes everything."
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"You get the tattoo, but when you hit the clubs,"
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"you draw a mane around the face with a marker"
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"The Moroccan national soccer team is The Lions."
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"So there are different shifts?"
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"It's not product placement. I just like it."
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"What if I marry Elisa and I accidentally cheat?"
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"She could snap again."
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"and a snow cave and see what happens."
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"Is for me to arrange a test of erotic temptation."
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"For God sakes! What is this, third watch?"
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"I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy she poisoned"
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"Jenna, do you feel genuine remorse?"
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"Thank God. Sociopath downgraded to extreme narcissist."
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"Or you might once again feel the righteous lash..."
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"Give the kid a call."
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"It's up to you."
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"In the 20 years that I've known her..."
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"The partying is just for show."
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"And because I'm a high-functioning alcoholic."
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"All the phone numbers you see me hand out, they're not even mine."
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"So can you. Because I'm a ridiculous, unstable human being."
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"What is wrong with me?"
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"then I will be faithful!"
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"When you call 911,"
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"tell them they have to send everyone."
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"this!"
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"You remarkable son of a bitch!"
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"We have an emergency!"
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"Workin' on my night cheese"
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"I heard you singing Night Cheese."
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"We all can learn a lot from Tracy Jordan."
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"And you spent the whole night"
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"- Did she not come here with you? - Have you been following me?"
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"Then you come here at 4:00 in the morning?"
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"Come on, look at me."
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"Elisa, I proved to myself tonight that I would never cheat on you."
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"- And I came to Liz's because... - Because she's your bro."
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"I get a ring on my finger for one day and I start acting like Glenn Close"
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"Baby, this is my curse."
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"it makes me loco for Choco-Puffs."
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"Even better. I had an amazing date last night."
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"- And it's all thanks to Kenneth. - It was nothing."
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"Actually, it turns out Roger has sole custody"
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"of his five-year-old son, so..."
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"- Wait a minute, you were dead? - I'm fine."
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"but you'll be proud of me, Liz Lemon co-J."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Yeah, that does not mean yes."
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"in my basement on prom night."
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""the one". The one?"
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"As in "the only one for me"."
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"The one I'm meant to be with."
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"- Get it? The one. - You should be a writer."
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"Oh, god, there's a vent!"
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"She's very... spirited."
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"This is the one I am marrying."
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"My apologies, sir. Please follow me to the real showroom."
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"I was gonna go to the gym later, so I deserve a treat."
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"Miss Lemon, we can't have coconut products out anymore"
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"If I have strawberry, my throat shuts up faster than a girl in math class."
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"If my cousin Stephanie eats a walnut, her throat shuts up"
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"- faster than a Filipino at a... - Guys! Come on. Not okay."
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Rossitano, no unauthorized food."
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"Don't worry, no food in here."
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"- Someone say my name? - Hey, look."
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"We've narrowed it down."
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"- Great. What are we talking about? - He has to get a present for his wife."
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