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Clips from 30 Rock - ¡Qué Sorpresa! (S05E05)

TV Series 2006 Season 5, Episode 13 ★ 7.3/10 (12 ratings) 491 clips
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I will make a good first impression,
"I will make a good first impression,"
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Not great. It's almost touching my thigh thing.
"Not great. It's almost touching my thigh thing."
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Your new friend, Hank Hooper."
"Your new friend, Hank Hooper.""
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So, which one of us is gonna get this computer?
"So, which one of us is gonna get this computer?"
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we were fighting about the silliest things...
"we were fighting about the silliest things..."
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you coming in and ruining my show.
"you coming in and ruining my show."
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You taking my nephew's virginity.
"You taking my nephew's virginity."
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I feel we finally found a balance in our relationship.
"I feel we finally found a balance in our relationship."
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There's only one.
"There's only one."
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might take Avery shopping for baby things.
"might take Avery shopping for baby things."
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You know, a crib, small clothes,
"You know, a crib, small clothes,"
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because she's still trying to keep her pregnancy a secret.
"because she's still trying to keep her pregnancy a secret."
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Michael Kors is a friend. We own a gay racehorse together.
"Michael Kors is a friend. We own a gay racehorse together."
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"The Sea Horses of Warwickshire Abbey."
""The Sea Horses of Warwickshire Abbey.""
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and then stopping for a well-deserved vacation in Negril, Jamaica, mon!
"and then stopping for a well-deserved vacation in Negril, Jamaica, mon!"
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And that's not racist because I don't know what she is.
"And that's not racist because I don't know what she is."
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I'm going to the Executive Dining Room to meet with Hank Hooper.
"I'm going to the Executive Dining Room to meet with Hank Hooper."
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Kidding. She's an angel!
"Kidding. She's an angel!"
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No, it's fine, Jack.
"No, it's fine, Jack."
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families eat together!
"families eat together!"
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It's the Everyone Dining Room!
"It's the Everyone Dining Room!"
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Now there are people here wearing sandals.
"Now there are people here wearing sandals."
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Thank you. And believe me, I'm not done.
"Thank you. And believe me, I'm not done."
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I'm working on something new right now that I think...
"I'm working on something new right now that I think..."
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Sure.
"Sure."
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Anyone?
"Anyone?"
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Really? I like my Pradar bag.
"Really? I like my Pradar bag."
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The question is, what are you doing here?
"The question is, what are you doing here?"
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You just said it was a great idea, and you're pregnant, right?
"You just said it was a great idea, and you're pregnant, right?"
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Okay, Carmen. I'll be in your story.
"Okay, Carmen. I'll be in your story."
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You can interview me at the new popcorn place on 11th Avenue.
"You can interview me at the new popcorn place on 11th Avenue."
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Hello.
"Hello."
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Good sweatshirt to you.
"Good sweatshirt to you."
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Is everything all right, Tracy?
"Is everything all right, Tracy?"
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No! You can't take this away from me,
"No! You can't take this away from me,"
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You gave this to me.
"You gave this to me."
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on how feminism has led to a happiness crisis
"on how feminism has led to a happiness crisis"
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According to my colleague Carmen Chao,
"According to my colleague Carmen Chao,"
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Isn't that wonderful news?
"Isn't that wonderful news?"
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Thank you for covering for Avery last night, but now you're part of this.
"Thank you for covering for Avery last night, but now you're part of this."
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that there's no way I could be pregnant
"that there's no way I could be pregnant"
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Avery's career has never been more important.
"Avery's career has never been more important."
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Because I just don't know what's happening with mine.
"Because I just don't know what's happening with mine."
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So, wait, you might leave?
"So, wait, you might leave?"
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I don't know if I can survive here.
"I don't know if I can survive here."
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I heard the blessed news, Liz!
"I heard the blessed news, Liz!"
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Hello, beautiful.
"Hello, beautiful."
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You're a baby. Yes, you are! Yes, you're a...
"You're a baby. Yes, you are! Yes, you're a..."
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- What is going on? - This is mine!
"- What is going on? - This is mine!"
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The story begins when dolphins ruled the Earth.
"The story begins when dolphins ruled the Earth."
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Now, get out of here!
"Now, get out of here!"
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I had naan!
"I had naan!"
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And after you hear it, maybe we can agree
"And after you hear it, maybe we can agree"
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that Employee Pitch Day is time that could be better spent
"that Employee Pitch Day is time that could be better spent"
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Channel NBC!
"Channel NBC!"
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The only wit we have is some mute kid...
"The only wit we have is some mute kid..."
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No. I have another idea.
"No. I have another idea."
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What if...
"What if..."
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It would allow parents to eliminate racy content,
"It would allow parents to eliminate racy content,"
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and he loved it.
"and he loved it."
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But in return, the employee gets something.
"But in return, the employee gets something."
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Carmen. What are you doing here?
"Carmen. What are you doing here?"
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Of course not.
"Of course not."
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I don't know why you're doing this for Jessup.
"I don't know why you're doing this for Jessup."
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if we got some B-roll of you taking sexy pregnancy photos
"if we got some B-roll of you taking sexy pregnancy photos"
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You're really sexing me right now.
"You're really sexing me right now."
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Jack! Jack!
"Jack! Jack!"
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Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!
"Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!"
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Does he also solve mazes by starting from the end?
"Does he also solve mazes by starting from the end?"
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Hit me! Hit me in the face!
"Hit me! Hit me in the face!"
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No, I don't even know how.
"No, I don't even know how."
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She's grabbing oil! Owen, run!
"She's grabbing oil! Owen, run!"
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Doesn't Russia sound like a crazy place?
"Doesn't Russia sound like a crazy place?"
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Yes, sir, but before you go, I want you to meet someone.
"Yes, sir, but before you go, I want you to meet someone."
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Well, Jack, I have to say I'm surprised.
"Well, Jack, I have to say I'm surprised."
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whatever the friendliest fish is. I'm not a science guy.
"whatever the friendliest fish is. I'm not a science guy."
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You've got to be kidding me.
"You've got to be kidding me."
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it doesn't count as a hug unless it goes on for 10 seconds!
"it doesn't count as a hug unless it goes on for 10 seconds!"
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That's some good hugging.
"That's some good hugging."
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I will miss my dear friends here on basic cable.
"I will miss my dear friends here on basic cable."
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Avery and I want the baby's middle name to be Elizabeth,
"Avery and I want the baby's middle name to be Elizabeth,"
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You will be punished.
"You will be punished."
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that's just the sounds of people having a party
"that's just the sounds of people having a party"
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so you could put it on when you call your parents?
"so you could put it on when you call your parents?"
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A sunset.
"A sunset."
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How about a button you push on your remote
"How about a button you push on your remote"
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and you can buy anything you see on TV?
"and you can buy anything you see on TV?"
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Like if you're watching "Sex and the City,"
"Like if you're watching "Sex and the City,""
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and you just have to have Mr. Big's spaghetti.
"and you just have to have Mr. Big's spaghetti."
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Back to the top. One more time, guys.
"Back to the top. One more time, guys."
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Mr. Hank Hooper,
"Mr. Hank Hooper,"
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is touring 30 Rock for the first time today.
"is touring 30 Rock for the first time today."
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so I need all of you to be your most normal.
"so I need all of you to be your most normal."
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Tracy, do not mention where you think dinosaurs come from.
"Tracy, do not mention where you think dinosaurs come from."
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Do not mention the underwater city of Sauronicon, got it.
"Do not mention the underwater city of Sauronicon, got it."
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Frank, how's your armpit thing?
"Frank, how's your armpit thing?"
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Okay, let's do our best.
"Okay, let's do our best."
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Remember, everyone, just don't be yourselves.
"Remember, everyone, just don't be yourselves."
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Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip.
"Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip."
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Sometimes, a lady likes to leave her blazer on.
"Sometimes, a lady likes to leave her blazer on."
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Sir, ma'am,
"Sir, ma'am,"
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this is for you... a gift bag.
"this is for you... a gift bag."
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Without us, who would present awards to actors?
"Without us, who would present awards to actors?"
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The box will make a perfect coffin for my teddy bear!
"The box will make a perfect coffin for my teddy bear!"
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There's two of everything!
"There's two of everything!"
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When we met four years ago,
"When we met four years ago,"
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You take it. I don't care.
"You take it. I don't care."
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Oh. Sure.
"Oh. Sure."
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I don't know a lot about babies, but I know that Avery would enjoy
"I don't know a lot about babies, but I know that Avery would enjoy"
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having another woman go with her.
"having another woman go with her."
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Of course. I'm just a little surprised.
"Of course. I'm just a little surprised."
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I assumed Avery would have a terrifying best friend
"I assumed Avery would have a terrifying best friend"
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she'd do stuff like that with.
"she'd do stuff like that with."
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Avery does have a sister,
"Avery does have a sister,"
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but Eugenia is currently institutionalized for nerves.
"but Eugenia is currently institutionalized for nerves."
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And all of her work friends are out
"And all of her work friends are out"
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The problem is that Avery is very close
"The problem is that Avery is very close"
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to being named the financial reporter for "NBC Nightly News."
"to being named the financial reporter for "NBC Nightly News.""
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If anyone finds out she's pregnant, she won't get the job.
"If anyone finds out she's pregnant, she won't get the job."
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See? That would never happen if men could get pregnant,
"See? That would never happen if men could get pregnant,"
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