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Clips from 30 Rock - ¡Qué Sorpresa! (S05E05)

"I will make a good first impression,"
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"Not great. It's almost touching my thigh thing."
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"Your new friend, Hank Hooper.""
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"So, which one of us is gonna get this computer?"
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"we were fighting about the silliest things..."
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"you coming in and ruining my show."
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"You taking my nephew's virginity."
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"I feel we finally found a balance in our relationship."
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"There's only one."
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"might take Avery shopping for baby things."
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"You know, a crib, small clothes,"
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"because she's still trying to keep her pregnancy a secret."
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"Michael Kors is a friend. We own a gay racehorse together."
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""The Sea Horses of Warwickshire Abbey.""
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"and then stopping for a well-deserved vacation in Negril, Jamaica, mon!"
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"And that's not racist because I don't know what she is."
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"I'm going to the Executive Dining Room to meet with Hank Hooper."
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"Kidding. She's an angel!"
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"No, it's fine, Jack."
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"families eat together!"
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"It's the Everyone Dining Room!"
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"Now there are people here wearing sandals."
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"Thank you. And believe me, I'm not done."
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"I'm working on something new right now that I think..."
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"Sure."
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"Anyone?"
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"Really? I like my Pradar bag."
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"The question is, what are you doing here?"
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"You just said it was a great idea, and you're pregnant, right?"
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"Okay, Carmen. I'll be in your story."
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"You can interview me at the new popcorn place on 11th Avenue."
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"Hello."
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"Good sweatshirt to you."
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"Is everything all right, Tracy?"
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"No! You can't take this away from me,"
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"You gave this to me."
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"on how feminism has led to a happiness crisis"
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"According to my colleague Carmen Chao,"
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"Isn't that wonderful news?"
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"Thank you for covering for Avery last night, but now you're part of this."
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"that there's no way I could be pregnant"
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"Avery's career has never been more important."
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"Because I just don't know what's happening with mine."
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"So, wait, you might leave?"
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"I don't know if I can survive here."
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"I heard the blessed news, Liz!"
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"Hello, beautiful."
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"You're a baby. Yes, you are! Yes, you're a..."
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"- What is going on? - This is mine!"
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"The story begins when dolphins ruled the Earth."
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"Now, get out of here!"
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"I had naan!"
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"And after you hear it, maybe we can agree"
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"that Employee Pitch Day is time that could be better spent"
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"Channel NBC!"
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"The only wit we have is some mute kid..."
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"No. I have another idea."
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"What if..."
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"It would allow parents to eliminate racy content,"
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"and he loved it."
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"But in return, the employee gets something."
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"Carmen. What are you doing here?"
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"Of course not."
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"I don't know why you're doing this for Jessup."
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"if we got some B-roll of you taking sexy pregnancy photos"
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"You're really sexing me right now."
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"Jack! Jack!"
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"Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!"
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"Does he also solve mazes by starting from the end?"
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"Hit me! Hit me in the face!"
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"No, I don't even know how."
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"She's grabbing oil! Owen, run!"
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"Doesn't Russia sound like a crazy place?"
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"Yes, sir, but before you go, I want you to meet someone."
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"Well, Jack, I have to say I'm surprised."
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"whatever the friendliest fish is. I'm not a science guy."
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"You've got to be kidding me."
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"it doesn't count as a hug unless it goes on for 10 seconds!"
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"That's some good hugging."
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"I will miss my dear friends here on basic cable."
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"Avery and I want the baby's middle name to be Elizabeth,"
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"You will be punished."
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"that's just the sounds of people having a party"
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"so you could put it on when you call your parents?"
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"A sunset."
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"How about a button you push on your remote"
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"and you can buy anything you see on TV?"
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"Like if you're watching "Sex and the City,""
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"and you just have to have Mr. Big's spaghetti."
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"Back to the top. One more time, guys."
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"Mr. Hank Hooper,"
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"is touring 30 Rock for the first time today."
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"so I need all of you to be your most normal."
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"Tracy, do not mention where you think dinosaurs come from."
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"Do not mention the underwater city of Sauronicon, got it."
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"Frank, how's your armpit thing?"
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"Okay, let's do our best."
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"Remember, everyone, just don't be yourselves."
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"Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip."
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"Sometimes, a lady likes to leave her blazer on."
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"Sir, ma'am,"
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"this is for you... a gift bag."
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"Without us, who would present awards to actors?"
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"The box will make a perfect coffin for my teddy bear!"
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"There's two of everything!"
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"When we met four years ago,"
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"You take it. I don't care."
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"Oh. Sure."
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"I don't know a lot about babies, but I know that Avery would enjoy"
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"having another woman go with her."
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"Of course. I'm just a little surprised."
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"I assumed Avery would have a terrifying best friend"
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"she'd do stuff like that with."
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"Avery does have a sister,"
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"but Eugenia is currently institutionalized for nerves."
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"And all of her work friends are out"
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"The problem is that Avery is very close"
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"to being named the financial reporter for "NBC Nightly News.""
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"If anyone finds out she's pregnant, she won't get the job."
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"See? That would never happen if men could get pregnant,"
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