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Clips from 30 Rock - 100: Part 2 (S05E05)

"What a day!"
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"Miss Lemon's going to get Mr. Jordan back."
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"Tracy's back!"
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"I can't get anyone mad at me."
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"I even called the women's basketball team, "nappy-headed hos,""
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"and introduce myself to Tracy Jordan, but..."
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"and communicate by phone."
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"Bunch of nut jobs."
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"I'm just kidding."
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"I mean, look at March of the Penguins."
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"Good luck tonight. You're going to need it."
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"A place where you can remember the man you used to be."
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"Oh, excuse me, Miss, how much is a lap dance?"
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"No daddy stuff."
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"That's how we all got here. But I don't want to hear about it."
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"I just wanted to let you know that I am going into the Navy."
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"But I couldn't get it right, so they told me to improv."
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"Come on, guys, I'm making it rain."
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"Tracy Jordan is broken. It's over."
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"Oh, my!"
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"And we're different religions."
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"Ms. Maroney, I'd do anything for you, or Mr. Jordan,"
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"But, Kenneth, you might be my only chance."
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"I'm quitting show business."
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"Tracy, you can't do that."
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"Of course. This is all off the record."
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"Nah, that's crazy, even for us."
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"All right! 100th episode! 100 hours of comedy!"
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"Minus the commercials..."
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"- Hey, Dummy. - Damn it!"
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"Oh, my God. My show is getting cancelled,"
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"and the worst thing that happened to me today is that you showed up."
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"When I was growing up, my school, Gerry Cooney Elementary,"
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"I'm still smart enough to know"
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"So I'm going to give you one more shot to admit to me"
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"No, I mean... Denis, get out."
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"You again!"
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"I'm Past Jack because I'm from the past and I'm you."
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"I'm perfectly aware of that."
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"You will. In 2007. And you'll love it."
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"This is how Reagan talked."
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"Look, there's still time to fix this, Jack."
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"Well, then, check this! Oh, God!"
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"Well, a very very heavay uh..."
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"heavay di... birtation tonight we had a very derst..."
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"How?"
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"and now I'm having a hysterical pregnancy."
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"Well, that's redundant. All pregnancies are hysterical."
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"They're started by penises."
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"I mean, all I want is the attention."
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"I mean, on some level, do I want to have a baby?"
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"Bored."
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"All I'll have will be my memories"
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"I now believe these are my memories"
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"You leaving is as crazy to me as evolution,"
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"or a woman's right to choose her haircut."
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"- You should shoot me... - I should shoot you..."
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"- on the roof of "30 Rock". - On the roof of "30 Rock"."
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"and how hard it is to kick a tenant out in New York?"
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"All I have is this kick-ass laser pointer"
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"All we have is this kick-ass laser pointer."
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"Oh, no."
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"Is that what we're wearing in 10 years?"
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"You're 87 years old? My God, I'm outstanding!"
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"I like to think so."
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"I've come all the way from the future,"
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"...to warn you not to listen to the other Jacks."
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"What happened to Avery?"
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"Oh, you'll see. It's hilarious."
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"Eh, shut up."
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"You'll spearhead G.E.'s development of the Electric Vagina."
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"Look, right now Liz Lemon is downstairs"
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"In 3 years, they'll be married and living in Jacksonville, Florida,"
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"is to be distracted from your blind ambition."
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"And you can't do that without Liz Lemon in your life."
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"Lemon, don't sign that lease!"
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"Why are you here?"
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"Just sign it, Dummy. It's a receipt for some lez pants or whatever."
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"Hey, hey, hey, guys, hands off the jacket, all right?"
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"Good work, Jennifer."
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"Oh, my God, the show! I got to load in an audience,"
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"I got to change Jenna's blood. I need Kenneth!"
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"I told Hank Hooper that Tracy Jordan would be here."
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"Where is the star of your show?"
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"Tracy and Kenneth went to the roof with a gun. Why?"
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"Because I gave Tracy the idea to kill the only man"
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"who would ever have a baby with me!"
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"Hello, KableTown Family Members, and my favorite actress,"
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"Jenna, when 'TGS' gets cancelled,"
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"I'm not going to be held back by some uterus turd!"
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"Oh, my God, your stomach!"
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"For some reason I'm starting to rethink this, sir."
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"but we made a decision."
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"My bad. That was an accident."
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"Don't startle me when I'm holding a gun!"
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"Use your head, Liz Lemon!"
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"Do you have any idea how much paperwork I would have to do"
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"so that you can go back to your easy TV job?"
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"Yes! Even more than I want to shoot Kenneth."
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"What?"
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"And no one will ever take you seriously again."
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"or Pearl Harbor."
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"Stole films with supporting roles,"
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"You could win every award in sight."
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"and you'll still get laughed out of the Vanity Fair Oscar party"
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"Go on network television."
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"Let's make some TV!"
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"You're going to have to take the stairs."
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"At least I made it through my last day."
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"Hey I have a bone to pick with the four of you."
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"Hey, get out of our home!"
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"It all seemed so funny when they were writing it."
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"During Denis's gas leak!"
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"Best show ever! Yeah!"
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"10 seconds."
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"The Grimace Foundation, Jeremy."
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"Hold on."
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"Tracy's back on TV again?"
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"Clooney, Hanks. Actor emergency."
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"Go ahead with your own life. Leave me alone."
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