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Clips from 30 Rock - Hiatus (S01E01)

"Previously on "30 Rock"..."
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"I have avian bone syndrome. Hollow bones."
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"The top law firm in Cleveland wants me."
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"Where was Kenneth? Let's find out."
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"310/280. We have a winner."
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"Under control."
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"And it's the season finale of my show this week,"
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"Can I play Barack Obama?"
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"No. It's bad enough we have Tracy playing Barack Obama."
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"I'm trying to get a head count for the end-of-the-year party."
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"And I hope he took a jacket 'cause it can get real chilly there."
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"I'm sorry, but I swore I wouldn't tell anyone where Tracy is."
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"I will tell you... right now..."
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"That's it."
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"Hey, thanks for taking me in, Jesse. I won't be a burden."
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"so this honky grandma gonna show you how to break-dance!"
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"Then you went..."
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"It was so funny, I nearly wet my other pair of underpants."
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"Ha ha, this must be the one. Huh?"
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"You are a sassy old broad, aren't you?"
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"It's such a pleasure to meet you. I love your little hat."
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"I'll get it."
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"- Is the egg safe? - The egg is in the nest."
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"Was that Kenneth? What's going on in New York?"
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"Mr Jordan, you need to forget about New York."
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"where we don't go out at night 'cause of the wolves."
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"We almost got through the whole season without him going completely bonkers,"
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"- Whats the weather like there? - Um... it's actually in the mid-40s."
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"I'm waiting for the bus."
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"- She likes you. - No way."
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"She's not asking. She's telling. Please."
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"- You owe me. - OK, fine, but I want a lobster."
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"And after that, we can clean the dead birds out the chimney."
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"I'll pretty much do anything to someone thats famous."
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"What are you looking at?"
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"I'm..."
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"I always thought it'd be lovely to get married in the spring,"
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"Sorry, Phoebe, what?"
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"- Oh, dear, is she hard of hearing? - No, no, no, no."
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"She's like a white geisha."
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"Say no more! Shark eyes."
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"The only marriage in the history of St. Helen's Catholic Church"
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"I don't care what they do to me any more."
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"I'd rather die famous than to live for 100 years like this,"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Hey! Dude! Jesse!"
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"Hey, listen, I got to get out of here because..."
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"You're not going anywhere. And that phone is for local calls only!"
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"That sounds wonderful."
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"Goto bed, Mother!"
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"So, I was going to fly out on Saturday, but I've got stuff to take care of, so..."
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"Yeah, Liz... not working... breaking up."
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"I'm sorry, you're not family, and you're not his emergency contact."
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"I go in there, I get bird flu, I don't come out."
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"I was at a costume party earlier this evening."
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"No. That's me."
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"Yeah, it's me. How are you feeling?"
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"That's what you're taking away from this experience?"
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"- Lemon, you and I have that in common. - No, Jack, that's not true."
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"I've been rolling calls from here, trying to spin this Tracy thing."
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"No, no, no. You've got to get back to work and come up with something"
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"with or without Tracy, or we are gonna be screwed."
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"Sorry you came all this way for nothing."
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"Tonight we're reading my screenplay."
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"I just timed the show, and without Tracy, we're still 20 minutes short."
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"Liz, I could do the thing where I walk like RoboCop."
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"Uh, no."
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"Oh. Isn't this exciting, everyone pulling together?"
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"Of course, Phoebe, you should."
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"Let me ask you a few questions, Jack."
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"No, Mother. Why would I do that?"
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"Did you take $20 out of my pocketbook in the summer of 1970?"
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"- No, I did not. - Do you love me?"
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"Do you love me?"
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"I see."
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"Yeah, the Presidents in town, there's a transit strike,"
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"- Without sirens? Hours. - Hey, I need you to take me."
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"- But I'm gonna miss the show. - Mr Jordan."
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"If I die, will you take care of my birds?"
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"because I honestly think that this might be the best show"
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"I'm back!"
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"- Oh, thank God. We were so screwed. - Tracy, you're alive."
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"Liz Lemon, I would like to recommend Kenneth the page for NBC Medal of Excellence."
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"I got a lot on my plate."
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"OK, fine."
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"Wait, I don't know what this is."
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"Don't worry about it. Just read the cards and act super-gay."
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"Take this, Black Crusaders."
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"It's Cowboy Hey-Hey!"
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"Good night! That's our show."
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"Have a great summer, everybody!"
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"So, when are you going to Cleveland?"
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"But... no."
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"and I'm very proud of you."
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"I'm gonna pull the plug now."
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"Oh, golly, not that."
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"Sorry. I don't shake hands."
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"Tracy Jordan, the Black Crusaders are coming for you."
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"- For God's sakes, Tracy. Where are you? - Starting a new life."
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"- Will you marry me? - No!"
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"I took that job."
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"And cough."
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"And cough."
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"OK. Now let's start the examination."
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"- Are you getting enough sleep? - No."
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"- Drinking water? - No."
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"- Are you exercising at all? - No."
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"- You're still working those long hours. - Yes."
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"I feel great. My wedding's in a couple of days."
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"The 18th, right? Same as Bianca's."
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"I guess our friends will just have to choose between us."
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"My mother's coming up from Florida"
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"to attend Bianca's wedding, so it's perfect."
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"Do you... have any questions about the wedding night?"
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"You're actually in better shape than last year."
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"You lost a couple pounds. Your lab work is good."
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"And your blood pressure is..."
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"How's the stress eating?"
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"- You're still not eating right, huh? - No, but I am eating a lot."
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"You sound stressed."
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