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Clips from 30 Rock - Señor Macho Solo (S03E03)

"Yeah, is your brother going to be okay?"
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"A new movie about Janis Joplin is going into production."
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"Or boy, if you grow up and feel that's what's inside you."
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""O-M-G-", Liz. Look at you and me and our biological clocks."
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"You're going baby crazy and I keep getting turned on by car accidents."
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"This whole adoption thing is just taking a lot longer than I thought, and..."
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"I understand elder care can be stressful."
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"Especially when the object of that care"
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"Give me an example."
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"What does your pre-nup say?"
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"I don't got a pre-nup."
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"a toaster oven and two tickets to a Young M.C. concert."
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"You need to be protected."
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"We'll think of something. A "post-nup", if you will."
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"Something that will bring you peace of mind."
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"Hi! Hi!"
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"Oh, wow!"
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"I had to do something to get your attention."
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"By putting a T.V. actress in to the movie world, we can promote both."
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"It's like how we're including a "Heroes" D.V.D."
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"I'll call the studio."
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"Yes! I am so glad that I time-traveled here from 1969."
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"Whoa! What is that iron bird?"
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"They had airplanes in the '60s, Jenna."
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"Oh, right."
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"No, you also ate quite a bit."
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"Yeah. Sure. I'd love to. Sounds great."
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"A guy that I met."
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"Oh, Liz."
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"But you know what? I'm going to screw this up."
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"And this one is a mine field."
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"Take a lesson from Janis and show some self-control."
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"Why? What happens?"
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"If I sign this,"
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"What do I care?"
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"You're not?"
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"She's done it before, Jack."
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"Forget it! I know you're not going to leave me."
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"This is happening, Jack."
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"You can stay or you can leave. But it's going to take a while."
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"I'll have you know that I'm having dinner with a man."
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"Senior V.P. for Television and Microwave Oven Programming."
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"Huh. How... How did you and Lemon meet?"
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"Uh... Liz, here, just saw me on the street and went for it."
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"Yeah, you know me."
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"Okay. Classic Lemon man-eater."
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"When I'm on my death bed, Frenching my wife, I will think of you."
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"Let's go! Yeah!"
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"Oh, baby! You're hurting my back!"
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"Julia Roberts has agreed to play the tragic singer..."
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"That's right. "Spielberger"."
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"Here 's Maroney on a windy day."
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"Don't turn it off, Miss Maroney!"
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"She fought me at first."
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"Well, I'm heading out for the evening."
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"Somebody dropped that off for you earlier."
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"No, no. They're from Tracy Jordan."
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"ridiculous."
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"So, what's your plan? Get old? Die alone?"
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"Without getting into specifics, my exit involves a McFlurry machine"
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"They're like an Indian doughnut. They're amazing."
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"Careful, buddy! It's hot!"
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"Are you trying to pick me up to keep me from touching fire?"
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"Yes, I did, sir."
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"Kofi said you were too good to be true."
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"No."
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"How am I weird?"
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"Oh, and I lied about your show."
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"It's nothing. It's embarrassing."
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"What?"
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"It's my god-daughter's quinceneara."
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"Hm. You did that on purpose."
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"I did."
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"Well..."
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"there is something there."
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"Which is actually what we call a "McRib" sandwich."
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"I'm fine."
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"Jack."
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"What are they doing about this Julia Roberts movie?"
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"Do you think we need some mythical soul mate to hold our hand through life?"
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"Uh... Yes and no, Jenna."
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"Uh... Look, Liz. I'm really busy right now."
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"I'm... kind of baby crazy..."
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"I feel like I'm in a beer commercial."
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"Okay. Well, Miranda and Steve were having issues because Steve cheated..."
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"and then meet up at the Brooklyn Bridge at such-and-such a time"
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"I wanted to come by and thank you for all your help."
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"Did you go to the doctor?"
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"Good. I'm glad."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh. Come on."
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"Oh. Why, thank you. Okay. Oh, thank you so much."
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"Why are they smiling so much? Who's being ostracized?"
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"Hey. I need to ask your advice about Stuart."
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"from the Sex and the City movie?"
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"An Affair to Remember, Sleepless in Seattle..."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"I've had a crazy 48 hours."
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"Lemon, have you ever had a piragua?"
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"It's my doctor's office... You take it."
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"No, Jack."
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"The test was positive."
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"Funny... Jack thought the test results were positive."
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"# Supersonic, idiotic, disconnected, not respected...?"
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"That was the rap song "Top That" from the movie "Teen Witch"."
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"O.D.'d at a gay man's apartment this morning."
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"I've decided to go to the bridge tomorrow."
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"Until we get the life rights, we have to protect ourselves."
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"# I'd like you to come up... Come up... Come up and take it...?"
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"Also, uh, we didn't get the song. I wrote this myself five minutes ago."
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"# You know you bought it... If life makes you sweet food...?"
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"Now, this, I like."
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"Waiting for someone?"
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"Liz."
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"# Take it... Break a big old chunk of my love... Chunk of my love...?"
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"# You know you bought it... If you buy it with things... Ow...?"
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"Liz, did you hear?"
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"No, not that."
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"And Sheinhardt-Universal is making it!"
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