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Clips from 30 Rock - Reaganing (S05E05)

"Listen, Greg, I've got the next big reality show."
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"and reveals that the pilot is a six year-old boy."
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"And you are the Albert Pujols of having problems."
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"Here's Avery's thank-you note."
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"No. But she respects it when it's done correctly."
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"Carol's on a layover, and I really have to see him."
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"- Problem solved. I'll take you. - Really?"
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"for the Boys and Girls Clubs of America,"
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"Hey, don't you want some ice cream?"
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"I don't watch the Macy's parade."
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"Well, one of the camera guys just had a baby,"
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"- He got a fungus from your shower? - No."
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"That does happen to men."
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"I'm Reaganing, Lemon. Let me solve this."
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"It's kind of like that."
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"It's all one shot."
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"follow a skateboarder who jumps the curb"
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""Boys and Girls Clubs of America. Be great!""
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"Scripts get in the way of my process, Shawn."
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"Let's just shoot a hundred of these and see what we get."
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""Jenny?" That's not my name!"
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"I don't want Wheelchair Jenny from Accounting"
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"You have more sexual hang-ups"
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"That was written by a computer program we're working on"
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"No, I don't have hang-ups."
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"There isn't, Jack."
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"Stop it, Jack! Stop it! Stop asking about the roller skates!"
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"We're the luckiest people on earth!"
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"Now, someone get me a Jolt Cola!"
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"How many cashiers are at that store?"
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"used to pull slip-and-falls at supermarkets."
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"Lemon. What do you want to tell me about the roller skates?"
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"We're going again! Everybody safely back to one!"
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"Well, Liz, will you tell the Gipper your sexual story?"
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"but was actually a Pete Rose."
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"My recently divorced aunt had moved in with us,"
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"and I was sharing a bathroom with her."
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"that my aunt had put up."
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"My mom heard the noise and ran and found me..."
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"Grizzly Adams."
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"She took all the people away, Jack!"
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"Oh, here's your money back, Ma'am."
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"Of course I do. We're standing here, talking."
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"If Cookie Puss knew, he'd tear us apart with his fangs!"
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"We're not hurting anybody. Carvel's got plenty of money."
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"from that old hermit."
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"Hey, Jackie D!"
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"Let's take a quick 500 so everybody can meet Jack!"
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"I'm sorry, jellybeans."
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"Boys and Girls Clubs of America. Be Great!"
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"Don't you worry."
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"Sorry, it's the short grift. You've got to walk away."
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"We can't stop now! My family needs money."
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"But they're on to us!"
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"That cake is worth $40!"
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"Liz wrote this sketch before she left."
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"Okay, we'll gonna need about 20 cakes for this."
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"No, it's "Frajer". And I should know. I'm Frajer."
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"Frajer!"
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"Those ice cream saps will rue the day they ever tangled with..."
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"the Best Friends Gang!"
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"It's $20 for a party, $60 to bite me during it."
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"Thank you. Just take this and move along."
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"It's 4:00, sir! You did it!"
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"- It's her, isn't it? - Sorry."
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"I hate her, sir!"
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"Are you all right, Miss?"
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"I'm going back to working under that bridge!"
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"What? Why?"
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"I'm proud of you, Kenneth. You've got a good heart."
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"Well, it's been a pretty rough day, but at least we're in Newark now."
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"What are you going to do about Carol?"
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"but you deserve someone like Carol in your life,"
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"You're Liz Lemon, dammit."
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"you take him into one of those unisex family bathrooms,"
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"pull down that diaper-changing thing, and go to town on him!"
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"Tom Jones plays Vegas all the time. He has billboards everywhere."
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""What's new, pussycat?" Was playing on the bus we were on..."
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"Tom Jones is the trigger!"
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"He makes you remember your mother taking the people away!"
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"I will smack those teeth straight."
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"U-S-A! U-S-A!"
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"U-S-A! U-S-A!"
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"No, stop. I believe..."
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"Oh, stop saying "relationship.""
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"We put a bunch of people on a plane, fly them over the Atlantic,"
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"then Tom Bergeron comes out"
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"We call it "Child Hell Flight.""
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"What?"
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"Starting at 4:00 p.m. Yesterday, when Mr. Donaghy"
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"So why do I have to leave?"
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"Because you have so many unsolvable problems."
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"Like your mouth."
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"It looks like someone kicked a hole in a bag of flour!"
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"Good news, Jonathan."
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""Child Hell Flight" will innoventually be on the spring schedule."
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"Congratulations, sir! Miss Lemon was just leaving."
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"No, Lemon, please come in."
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"When you're pitching a perfect game, you don't walk Albert Pujols."
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"Perfect game, huh?"
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"I haven't done a single thing wrong in almost 24 hours."
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"She likes that?"
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"Lemon, you may be witnessing history here."
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"Making it to a full 24 hours without a single misstep"
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"is called "Reaganing"."
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"The only other people who've ever done it?"
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"Lee lacocca, Jack Welch, and, no judgment, Saddam Hussein."
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"So what have you got for me?"
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"I need to get out to Newark Airport."
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"You're horny and you want to get some. I get it."
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"Ew, Jack, gross! Come on. I just want to see him."
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"And I can't get a cab because Greece is playing Pakistan in soccer."
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"I'll drop you off at the airport, and then I'll swing by MSNBC."
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"I have to talk to Rachel Maddow."
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"Only one of us can have this haircut."
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"My single is number four in Japan!"
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"Choke me, choke me"
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"and I just can't turn down"
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"community service."
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"Because if I do, that judge is gonna"
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