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Clips from 30 Rock - The Natural Order (S03E03)

"- How late is Tracy now? - 2 1/2 hours."
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"Especially after I was told I can't leave during the day"
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"I took my son to his cello recital this morning"
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"at what turned out to be midnight yesterday!"
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"2:45 p.m."
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"Oprah says that you teach people how to treat you,"
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"Don't accept it!"
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"Your mother would like to have breakfast with you at the hotel tomorrow"
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"an unpleasant one."
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"It's the biggest regret of my life..."
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""has a beard","
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"Tracy has asked us to read this prepared statement."
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""This is how you treat me,"
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""like a white-whiskered gibbon"
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""and reduce the insect population of Malaysia.""
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"Like we really have time for you to walk down the stairs that slowly!"
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"- Fine. - And,"
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"and yell, "I wanna get that pregnant!""
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"You don't think I could do that?"
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"We'll find out tomorrow at 10:00 a.m."
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"Yelling at Tracy in front of everybody was a bad move."
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"you give him two choices..."
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"Exactly."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"We're having breakfast in the morning. I told your girl."
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"My assistant is named Jonathan."
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"I have a previous engagement with a friend."
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"Oh, brother."
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"Paul, this is Jack, my son."
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"Paul lives in Florida."
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"He paints landscapes and he makes his own soda."
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"Why don't you join us for dinner?"
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"Great!"
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"Let's get outta here before we realize we've forgotten about something."
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"Mr. Jordan says he doesn't need it anymore."
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"Once it tries to mate with a child, I'm sure animal control will shoot it."
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"He's not an animal!"
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"Look at him! He's a little person!"
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"He loves me!"
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"Somebody loves me."
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"I'm gonna name him Little Jenna and let him live in my dressing room."
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"He's 4 years younger than my mother. He wears a pinkie ring."
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"Liz, they want you on stage for rehearsal."
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"Thank you, Cerie."
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"Tracy, you're here already."
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"Professional is my middle name."
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"then dump the laugh. So stay on your fours, guys!"
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"One, two, three, jump and pose!"
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"that in today's world"
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"Not Hispanics."
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"Good."
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"I feel parched from being so professional."
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"Brian, would you help me out with this?"
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"I got it."
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"That's good. Gotta get my hammies in the handles."
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"Let's... take it from the top."
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"You..."
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"No, I'm taking a photography class."
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"Look at the way the sunlight hits that cobweb."
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"I knew it. What is he, a check forger?"
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"Everyone's got something to hide."
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"He's like a boy scout."
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"It's not for me."
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"No, he's happy. His costume is hiding his erection."
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"She went crazy!"
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"She bit off my nut sack"
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"Please be careful, miss Maroney."
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"Look, if Tracy's revenge plan involves him being good at his job,"
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"I was just telling these fellas"
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"Really. You don't want us to hold back anymore?"
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"I realize I'm never getting married because of my gland thing..."
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"I hope to have a daughter someday and I want her to..."
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"Do you treat me any differently because I'm a woman?"
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"Are we through listening and sharing,"
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"I knew I was right."
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"- My god. Have you told Colleen? - No Colleen."
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"to put things right that once went wrong."
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"The small part of her that is still human deserves it."
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"Now you're standing on the very spot"
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"where Gracie Allen took Jack Paar's virginity."
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"Little Jenna had a baby last night."
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"Let's go see some naked daughters and moms!"
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"My credit card company called to confirm"
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"I'm just watching the hotel channel."
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"I want you out of our lives forever,"
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"And a guy like Paul,"
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"you just don't say no to that!"
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"It's the 35th anniversary of dad leaving!"
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"that I totally lost count!"
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"- Are you kidding me? - No, I'm not kidding you!"
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"You honestly don't remember when he left for good, cause I sure as hell do."
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"- What does that mean? - I don't know."
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"you're my good boy."
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"Thank you, mother."
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"I have a date with my son."
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"He's taking me out to a late dinner."
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"We're okay! He's just expressing himself!"
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"Before you hear crazy rumors and start believing them,"
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"How could my father have been gone from the spring of 57"
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"Twist!"
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"This is outrageous."
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"for my ridiculous anger management stupid piece of crap!"
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"How did this happen?"
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"Grizz called him at 8:00 and pretend it was 11:00."
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"- Boy, we may have overdone it. - What the hell time is it?"
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"You treat me like a child! No... worse than that!"
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"You treat me like one of those little pageant girls"
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"with the clip-on teeth."
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"it's what you've taught us,"
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"cause you're always late and take no responsibility for your actions."
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"Irregardless!"
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"You know what? Race card."
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"Just a heads-up."
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"Tracy knows what time it is."
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"and she had me make dinner reservations for tonight."
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"And by night, I mean 4:30 this afternoon."
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"Colleen's in town? If you need a break, I'd be happy to take her out."
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"This Thursday marks an anniversary for my mother,"
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"35 years ago, my father, Jimmy Donaghy, went out for a pack of cigarettes,"
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"came back, smoked one,"
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