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Clips from 30 Rock - Audition Day (S04E04)

"So we're agreed."
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"Assuming nothing goes wrong in the next eight hours,"
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"Jayden Michael Tyler will be the next T.G. S. cast member."
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"A one-man band who only plays Halloween music."
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"And Australia's Jackie Mason."
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"I hate doing this to people."
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"You've never been on the other side of this, Pete."
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"Next!"
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"and you've got a really good feeling about this year."
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"you'll ever make a man happy."
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"T.G. S. is a small pyramid, which nevertheless,"
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"about the slaves who built the pyramid"
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"We all are."
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"Until then, you're in charge."
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"It's as useless as the Winter Olympics."
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"Do you remember Katrina?"
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"It's true."
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"Anything can happen in the audition process."
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"Vampyr!"
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"Uh, Miss Lemon did say, "Keep this away from Jenna.""
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"I'm sorry."
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"Uh... Uh... Uh... no, Breckman, it's nothing."
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"Can't those live in your clothes?"
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"I'll see you at the Business Development meeting at 11:00?"
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""I thank you for treating my request with respect.""
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"What?"
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"No, I told Kenneth to... Luggage store Jenna."
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"You're setting him up to get it."
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"Wait, you don't think I know that trick?"
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"He's a talented actor and you're threatened by that."
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"We did a play together 20 years ago, and we were best friends."
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"without you adding your crazy to it."
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"so maybe pray on something else."
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"It's Cisco equipment, sir."
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"I will not be ostracized like this."
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"I just think that everyone would feel more comfortable"
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"Cisco, The human network."
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"I can hear your hair growing on this thing."
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"I am a human being."
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"Did you just use Cisco's cutting-edge "SureMute""
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"and I'm going to bite you on the ass!"
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"Do you hear me?"
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"I tried to be strong, but I just couldn't tell him no."
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"Because we are making it Jack's decision."
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"The first guy, Jack's settling in."
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"The third is Jayden."
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"Come on, it's just Dotcom."
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"No, you're opening the floodgates."
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"With a horizontal wheel?"
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"Hey, what the frak, nerds?"
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"Frank, I know you're a stand-up, but..."
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"No "but"."
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"And I'm not changing my act to fit your stupid show."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Where?"
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"Here!"
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"He's evil, Tracy."
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"I need to go to the dermatologist."
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"I'm sorry, sir."
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"God bless you, and have a good day."
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"Did you know the Australian Jackie Mason"
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"Sorry, it's a little crazy here today."
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"Thanks, maybe this will convince my mom"
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"Okay, well, I'll see you on stage."
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"I can't believe this is happening."
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"Okay, this may be a train wreck,"
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"but that is the body that we need to pull out of it."
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"If you are a funny gay man, please get into the car."
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"But I come here today on a mission of peace."
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"Good luck on your audition."
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"You're going to get it."
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"I made you something."
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"No one will look at me, let alone touch me."
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"Make me feel human again."
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"Et tu, Kenneth?"
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"Just... okay."
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"Who the hell are they?"
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"These are some actors we found driving"
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"And this is a reimbursement form for my gas."
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"Look, I don't know how you dragged this idiot"
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"in on your paranoia."
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"But you are not taking away the one good thing"
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"I called every one of his references"
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""Nice to meet you.""
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"This is a learning and friendship adventure."
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"to send some of these people home."
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"What?"
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"Because you told me to."
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"Ugh!"
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"Frank Rossitano."
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"Queens, New York."
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"I guess dreams can come true."
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"But then, I went to the beach with my niece's friend,"
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"Mm-hmm!"
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"For my first character,"
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"Hi, I'm Jayden, nice to meet you."
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"Then a web short."
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"I've got to find one more."
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"Why would he say that to me?"
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"I don't know."
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"I'm sorry."
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"# I dreamed that love would never die #"
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"# I dreamed that God would be forgiving #"
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"My first piece will be a dinner party at Martin Scorsese's house"
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"Thank you for inviting us, Martin."
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"Congratulations, your show is so stupid,"
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"And now, I'm going to have to start all over."
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"So?"
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"What is wrong with them?"
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"Jenna was right."
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"You're totally crazy."
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"You're the one who's human here."
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"No, Jayden."
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"It's just that you've never been right before."
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"It was upsetting."
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"However, the process was a pleasant reminder"
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"that some of us are, in fact, better than others."
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"We have to start over."
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"All actors are crazy, Lemon."
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"Crazy is one thing."
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