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Clips from 30 Rock - Respawn (S05E05)

"...'cause I'm dealing with the stress thing."
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"Over the break, I'm renting a cottage out in the Hamptons."
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"That's my brother Randy!"
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"Hey, buddy."
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"- I know. - Stop talking like that, Lemon."
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"Last night I sat in front of the TV"
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"Normal? I don't know what normal is anymore."
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"It's all better in wool"
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"There have genetically-altered men there with minotaur heads"
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"that chase you through the brambles."
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"You have no summer plans?"
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"How's this for grown up?"
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"Last night, for dinner, I put milk in my Apple Jacks."
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"Wool is a wholesome fabric,"
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"I see."
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"No. Whenever men say that, I never see them again."
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"You just need to meet Paul."
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"We eat your babies"
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"with the National Wool Council,"
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"Wool-come, Jenna."
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"Sherry, who was at the door?"
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"Kenneth, what are you doing?"
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"and I'm real sorry about that."
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"- Continuing my list... - Kenneth..."
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"Oh, that smells delicious."
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"- That was her chair. - Oh, I'm sorry."
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"You two have similar-shaped buttocks."
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"Oh, my God! Liz?"
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"It's supposed to be a nice area,"
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"Look, I got a long night of shooting guns in the air ahead of me."
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"Ah, Kenneth. Thank you for dinner last night."
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"It was nice to hear a woman's laugh in the house again."
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"I thought maybe we could do it again tonight."
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"Well, I have to work."
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"Now that the crew is gone, I like to give everything"
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"Another time, perhaps."
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"Weather's supposed to be nice and muddy tomorrow."
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"Just not in public."
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"Oh, you've just made a very dangerous enemy, Kenneth."
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"Jonathan volunteered to clean up so you could come over again tonight,"
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"I can't do this, Tracy! This is supposed to be my vacation."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. You didn't want to live next door to your friend,"
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"Three. And by the way, stop doing that."
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"Or maybe you're saying we're not friends. That's fine."
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"The sad woman has been trapped by the idiot."
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"...I'm gonna scoot on out of here. - Don't go, Avery."
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"You know, in the evening, Avery and I would sit together and talk."
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"It was a nice way to unwind."
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"- I bet you miss... - Put on these earrings."
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"So. Tell me about your day."
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"Then..."
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"So, Paul, what do you do?"
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"...golf playing."
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"Greetings, slaves! Who's ready to get sat on?"
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"Sir, I don't know who you are, but you are not wanted here!"
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"- Didn't you get my text? - I thought it was part of the game."
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"on the health benefits of weekly sittings"
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"And being normal is American, and it's respectable,"
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"Now, get out of here."
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"Very wool!"
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"Unbelievable! You're still here?"
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"Shouldn't you be out in the Hamptons not getting invited to stuff?"
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"I came back for the day."
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"I can't leave, I can't stay. I'm trapped."
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"Oh, my God."
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"That's what I have to do."
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"I'm refusing to pay it."
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"If you don't pay, I can sentence you"
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"to up to three weeks of community service."
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"How about three months?"
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"This is a sham, Your dis-Honor!"
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"I put the system on trial. You can't handle the truth!"
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"while you were showering."
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"Now, give us a twirl."
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"This is not right, sir."
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"and we head over to Strawberry Fields"
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"I don't like to swear, sir, but no, thank you."
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"I had the perfect woman."
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"Always let me be the hat in Monopoly."
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"You wanted me to be Mrs. Donaghy?"
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"So, fine, I will be Mrs. Donaghy."
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"Well, it can't."
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"He may be a chinless piece of human garbage,"
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"but he will never fill the void that I left behind."
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"Sherry?"
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"And, uh, thank you..."
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"Avery."
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"is out of town visiting her parents' graves."
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"and you could show me your front."
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"I'm finally taking a stand, after all these days."
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"and this is what we think of your morality clause."
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"Oh, eat it."
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"Good God! Lemon?"
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"Guh gah, Lem."
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"You're on a chain gang."
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"It's nice to see that we're back to our version of normal."
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"Hola, everyone."
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"we've got ourselves a tongue depressor."
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"They're nothing to be ashamed of."
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"I get them from prostitutes."
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"I've just had a hard couple months."
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"Work has been crazy, and I went through a bad breakup,"
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"and then there was this plastic bag that represented my death..."
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"Sounds like you could use a little R and R,"
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"Gross!"
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"There's just four things I want to do this summer..."
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"be outdoors, wear shapeless clothing,"
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"do some mindless activity like gardening, and learn Spanish."
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"There are four things I want to do this summer,"
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"but they're roommates, so it's tricky."
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"All right. Here's a prescription for your cold sores,"
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"and here's a blank one for the weekend."
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"Now, one final thing..."
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"why aren't you wearing pants?"
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"The other doctor told me to take them off."
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"Other doctor?"
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"Tomorrow he's going to jail for the rest of his life."
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"You want to go to Taco Bell for lunch?"
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"I know that people are feeling sorry for me"
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"because my wife was kidnapped by Kim Jong-il..."
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