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Clips from 30 Rock - The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell (S06E06)

"From the director of Valentine's day"
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"Too bad we're just platonic friends."
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"♪ noticed you for quite a while ♪"
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"It's Martin Luther King day."
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"Wow."
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"because she was jealous of the attention that I was getting,"
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"I was referring to your unique leverage with Jenna:"
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"but "friend Liz" is all "my feet hurt, I'm staying in tonight.""
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"What?"
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"I'm getting there. While I was in Washington,"
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"that I can't reach."
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"It's, uh...scattered."
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"Well, now I think we're just talking about your thing."
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""Give to charity please, no presents"?"
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"No, Dotcom!"
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"I need time alone, guys, to think..."
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"Hey, buddy."
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"Mm, sure."
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"What are those?"
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"Liz, if I become famous, will you tell me"
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"You're putting leeches on your face."
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"And now look at that kid,"
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"Not when I'm just trying to have lunch"
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"It's like I'm in a cage."
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"I'm sorry, do you want to sneak out the back?"
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"They'd be expecting that."
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"Naturally. Always."
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"But I saw you hiding in the crowd."
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"who can't even ♪ sing"
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"I have good news, and I have bad news."
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"Everyone knows that Dalton is the most popular page."
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"Today, all of those tasks can be managed electronically."
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"It's just a story."
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"that turned out to be true."
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"And her son, Lyle, has a learning disability."
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"How did I ever even become friends with someone like you?"
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"Derek thought I was a guy,"
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"You know I can't see it."
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"Oh, forget it."
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"I've got a new bestie too, and her name is something cool,"
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"and I will find you something else here at the company."
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"But progress means eliminating useless institutions."
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"It's hard not to take that personally, sir."
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"Why, Jack, why?"
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"Featuring guest stars..."
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"Hey, Sue."
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"Oh. I can't. I have to work late."
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"I don't even know if I'm coming."
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"Now, maybe I'm old-fashioned,"
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"and just getting psyched for a fun day."
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"Stop what you are doing immediately."
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"That should have been obvious, since a gift from me"
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"He's just like us."
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"He's just got a suit."
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"He looks scared, like Lutz on an escalator."
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"No one ever uses him."
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"Sweetie,"
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"Honey, I don't think that was Madame Bovary,"
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"Shut up! That's horrible."
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"But where does Liz Lemon go"
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"when she's out on the town?"
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"Hey there, Jack."
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"Well, Hank, you'll be interested to know"
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"Really, Jack?"
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"Lutz, don't touch me."
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"people won money by confessing to crimes they didn't commit."
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"Dam you.A beaver goes to college in this 1987 anima..."
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"I'm going to leak."
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"we're doing my me things."
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"Me."
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"Uhh! I hate it when they put the movie poster on the cover of the book"
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"that the movie is based on."
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"and how his arms smell of bread."
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"I don't trust Sushi, Mexican gives me gas,"
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"and I already had a bloomin' onion today."
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"Also, Ethiopian is out,"
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"but I didn't read the article."
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"Oh, brother."
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"Hanging out with me is awful."
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"that you just let me vent without piling on."
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"I need Jenna."
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"They say people who kill themselves"
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"Tracy. Tracy, stop."
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"I found something for you to live for."
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"She lives in a nursing home on Long Island now."
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"because he has the most puzzles."
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"And I know how that feels,"
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"That's what this was about?"
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"I never should have treated you the way I did, Liz."
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"Thank you, I just got it cut."
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"I do need you."
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"Dump, sir. Dump all over me."
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"Ooh. I have that."
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"And that."
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"I definitely don't need that."
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"What? Tomorrow is Martin Luther king day?"
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"I have a right to love you."
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"Hello."
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"In the words of Martin Luther King,"
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"I've just got to go for it."
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"You guys can just do the fun stuff."
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"Oh, my God."
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"♪ Uh-uh, oh no"
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"All I want is one extraordinary moment."
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"Sounds like you have a dream."
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"♪ Some time, you're gonna get what you put out ♪"
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"No, I'm not promoting that garbage on the show."
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"Oh, Liz. This isn't a request, this is an order."
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"I've already spoken to Jack about it."
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"Well, now I'm going to speak to Jack about it."
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"The rest of you, keep working..."
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"Lemon, I'm sorry,"
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"but Jenna has become a huge star for this network."
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"She's bigger than Maulik Pancholy on Whitney."
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"Look, I put up with a lot from Jenna."
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"But this is new, going to you behind my back?"
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"My hands are tied."
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"But, and I will, heh, never say this again,"
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"you have a power that I don't."
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