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Clips from 30 Rock - Believe in the Stars (S03E03)

"It'll just take a second."
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"Fine, but Mr. Donaghy is on another call right now"
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"Lemon."
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""Lemon" works for your business call?"
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"Oh, right, uh..."
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"Well, I just wanted to let you know that"
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"I have to go to Chicago for jury duty because I never changed"
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"Why not?"
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"on the mailing list at Chicago Pizza Explosion."
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"Who, me?"
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"Oh, right."
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"Uh, I'll fly back in the morning."
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"I never get put on a jury."
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"What do you take to fly?"
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"Why shouldn't you enjoy the same luxuries as a dog?"
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"and Tyler Brody can't believe it!"
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"Boy, there are a lot of weird Olympic events these days."
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"Jenna, I'm not taking sides in this lawsuit thing."
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"It's ridiculous."
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"I am calling Human Resources"
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"Mediation is a binding form of non-judicial dispute resolution."
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"take advantage of you because you're a woman."
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"Men think they can get away with anything."
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"It's like when Adrien Brody kissed Halle Berry"
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"No one has it harder in this country today than women."
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"How would you like to host "Deal or No Deal""
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"tell the world there's no such thing as Olympic tetherball."
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"A white lie that did a lot of good"
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"What are you saying?"
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"Tyler..."
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"We're here because white folks think they can do"
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"whatever they want to do to black folks."
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"Will Smith and heart disease."
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"Now they think"
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"to be an overweight transgender in this country?!"
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"No, Grandma, no..."
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""Believe in the stars.""
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"Kenneth..."
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"I'm sure I can trust your discretion about"
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"what happened in my office today."
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"You're not in Stone Mountain anymore, Kenneth."
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"and not everything is in black and white."
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"There's always a right thing to do, Mr. Donaghy."
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"Tyler Brody was not the only hero I lost today, sir."
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"My people?"
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"Whatever, You couldn't last one day in my shoes, Maroney!"
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"Okay, I will!"
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"No, no, no, no, no!"
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""Freaky Friday" social experiment!"
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"I don't really think it's fair for me to be on a jury"
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"Lemon, as part of our deal to keep him quiet"
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"on other people."
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"It is."
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"Lemon, do you think Kenneth admires you?"
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"He calls Tracy's lizard "sir.""
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"to lose his respect."
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"What?"
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"He's trying to prove"
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"put on that fat suit."
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"You're already treating me with more respect."
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"No! No society."
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"This pills am strong."
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"is making it impossible"
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"I didn't get my September issue"
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"I'm okay."
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"sacrificed to save the others."
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"There are only two things I love in this world..."
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"A lot of folks have chosen to go ahead"
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"But not me."
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"A lot of us women eat emotionally, Liz."
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"Now, you say that you want a child"
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"Maybe you're afraid"
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"of taking that next step."
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"Sorry."
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"Here, try this."
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"High-heel flip-flops"
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"While I'm in New York, if you want"
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"Good grief."
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"Hi, strangers!"
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"I hope we can sit outside!"
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"Jack, what are you doing down here?"
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"It's been a real crazy day, Lemon."
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"to sell the Locomotive Division"
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"Everything is under control in Studio 6H."
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"they do my buttocks."
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"Good morning!"
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"What is going on here?"
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"Here we go."
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"We land on the moon and Normandy Beach, and yet, they resent us."
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"Don't worry, folks, help will be here soon"
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"Now... one must die."
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"In the panel where the elevator phone should be"
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"It's empty!"
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"Oprah!"
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"What were you on? That's a kid."
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"It's not Oprah."
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"It's a spunky, little tween."
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"Oh, yes, sir, hardly any screaming from the Colonel."
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"We all try to be perfect, but the world..."
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"I am glad I'm not a white man, Mr. Donaghy."
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"You're darn right he is, Kenneth."
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"that she's probably wearing the wrong bra size."
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"I guess I'm gonna have to clean up your mess after all."
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"She's 12, how did I..."
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"we worked it out."
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"but I haven't been listening."
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"Good job, Lemon."
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"Stop that, do you hear me?"
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"My name is Pam."
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"Oh, Oprah!"
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"Is this important?"
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"Everything he says will have"
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"to work for both conversations."
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"Really?"
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"my residence to New York."
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"Also, I want to stay"
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"How fast can you turn it around?"
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"I wear my Princess Leia costume and they dismiss me immediately."
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"Well, that sounds good for both of us."
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"You said "sir.""
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