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Clips from 30 Rock - Apollo, Apollo (S03E03)

"Uh... What's that sound? Are you frying bacon?"
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"What thing with the belt? Don't hang up!"
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"Ugh..."
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"No. Nope. Not interested. Have a good life."
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"and boom. You plug in the machine, and --"
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"Former Sex Partner."
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"Apology accepted. Now, get out of my apartment."
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"It's not going to work, Elizabeth."
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"for the phrase "Tracy Jordan ridiculous disaster"."
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"Have you spoken to him?"
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"Well, when do you expect him?"
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"I'm "lizzing"! I'm "lizzing"!"
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"Ah, well, if you want a good "liz" ...read this."
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"of the things I wanted to have done by the time I turned 50."
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""Live in a house with stairs. Beat up a Russian."
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"Jonathan? Could you get Adam West's agent on the phone, please?"
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"It's Dennis Duffy."
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"With the help of Web M.D., I was recently self-diagnosed as a sex addict."
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"...and it would ruin your friendship."
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"I'm not sure you were, but apology accepted."
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"Forget it, Tracy."
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"Your contract expressly prohibits dangerous activities"
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"Iike extreme sports or riding the subway on St. Patrick's Day."
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"Because I am surrounded by "neigh"-sayers."
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"Wordplay."
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"I'm not taking his childhood dream away from him."
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"- Did you pretend to be me? - I did."
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"- Did you do an impression of me? - Of course."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- Jenna. - Second,"
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"you guys had broken up and Dennis and I were in a very emotional place"
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"We shouldn't let him get away with it."
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"Yeah, your thing."
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"Look!"
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"seeing the world through your eyes."
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"# from simple things...?"
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"and this big empty house to store them in."
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"Happy birthday, Mr. Donaghy."
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"Hello, dummy."
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"Hey."
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"I'm here because I want you to know"
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"and you had asked me to house sit. Well, Dennis came over."
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"This is what I want from you."
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"You are not the love of my life. You are not capable of hurting me."
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"And you could never do anything to damage this friendship."
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"No. I'm going to take the high road."
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"So good luck with your fake addiction"
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"and your inconveniently located vending machines."
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"Not okay."
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"You're number one."
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"But I would like to introduce"
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"Jack, am I the first one here? Ugh."
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"Tonight was supposed to be special."
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"The closest I came to vomiting tonight"
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"What happens to us?"
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"I have a good life. But I'll never be that happy again."
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"I disagree."
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"And if that doesn't work..."
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"I just wanted to get you to approve the other astronauts we hired."
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"And now, he's landed here in sunny Florida."
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"One D.U.I. in high school."
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"Hey, you. God, telling Dennis off together was so empowering."
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"Oh!"
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"Hey. You called tech support?"
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"Uh, I need to see what's inside that box."
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"you're going to want to zoom in and enhance."
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"I have to know, Jimmy."
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"Jonathan."
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"Oh, you are a piece of work."
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"Quiet. Tracy is coming."
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"Are go for launch. Star Wars."
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"And now, we're even?"
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"one..."
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"Yeah!"
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"And sometimes, it sounds like Jenna yelling in the distance."
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"I think I..."
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"Sometimes, I wish I could see the world through your eyes instead of mine."
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"I guess I just see the world the way I see it."
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"I think so. I wish I was there so I could play with it."
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"What do you want?"
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"Okay, fine. You can tell them."
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"You can tell the writers."
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"When we were both living back in Chicago and Liz was still trying to be an actress,"
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"I found it. It's on YouTube."
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"How did you do that so fast?"
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"What is this?"
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"I remember that girl. She cried all day."
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"since..."
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"Everybody, back up!"
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"Get out of the way! He's going to Jack!"
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"Goodness gracious!"
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"What just happened?"
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"Lemon?"
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"I'll see you tomorrow, Jack."
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"- Hello? - Lemon, good morning."
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"No. It's my new running shoes."
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"Oh, come on."
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"Uh, Lemon, I'm going over the guest list..."
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"...for my 50th birthday party and you have not R.S.V.P.'d."
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"Oh, right. Sorry. My mail's been piling up,"
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"and I keep forgetting to buy toilet paper."
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"What is that supposed to mean?"
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"Nothing. I'm coming."
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"I have a lot of belted outfits!"
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"Ugh. What is this idiot doing?"
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"I will be brief."
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"I have decided to fulfill my dream of going into space."
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"If you have a spaceship and are looking for a hilarious astronaut"
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"I am prepared to leave as soon as tomorrow."
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"I wrote that yesterday. I will not be taking questions."
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"Hello, dummy."
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"It's important. It's about my mom."
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"But listen, Elizabeth. I recently discovered that I am a sex addict."
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"No, you're not."
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"Yeah, I am."
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"And I'd be an even worse sex addict if I wasn't so consumed"
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"with my latest business venture."
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"I don't want to hear about your job, Dennis."
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"One word. Coffee."
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"One problem. Where do you get it?"
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