Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from 30 Rock - College (S05E05)

"Liz, women wearing men's watches is so over."
30 Rock
"Hey, hey, hey!"
30 Rock
"Get a tub of new suits from the Suit Emporium."
30 Rock
"All right. Anybody else?"
30 Rock
"What are you doing?"
30 Rock
"Zero."
30 Rock
"You need to go to Vegas!"
30 Rock
"Wait, the computer. It's Jack's voice!"
30 Rock
"Oh, my God, it is him."
30 Rock
"Good times."
30 Rock
"I've been a GE man for 25 years."
30 Rock
"And a GE woman for one week of corporate espionage at Revlon."
30 Rock
"is there any way you could possibly be the voice of pronouncify. Com?"
30 Rock
"What?"
30 Rock
"No!"
30 Rock
"Who bastards?"
30 Rock
"included work for the Linguistics Department."
30 Rock
""Thomas the Tank Engine". Wu-Tang songs."
30 Rock
"Thank you."
30 Rock
"But yes, I've had to work my entire life."
30 Rock
"Bales up, you micks! Bales up."
30 Rock
"I was up early every morning,"
30 Rock
"or sweeping the floors at the Princeton monkey lab."
30 Rock
"It was the crudely scrawled notes of, "Help me.""
30 Rock
"I mean, sure, the first two weeks are nice..."
30 Rock
"It was a magical time, Jack."
30 Rock
"The registrar accidentally gave me a handicapped room."
30 Rock
"Visitors stare over here."
30 Rock
"And the winning card is... the Queen of Spades!"
30 Rock
"- All right. - Who's got it?"
30 Rock
"Oh, brother."
30 Rock
"- Boo! - Really?"
30 Rock
"She sucks!"
30 Rock
"can you make sense of this?"
30 Rock
"Well, on some level, yeah. That's a 4,"
30 Rock
"I mean, you're still the head of that division."
30 Rock
"Lemon, that is the smartest thing you've ever said."
30 Rock
"congratulate my team,"
30 Rock
"It is happiness."
30 Rock
"You were just you."
30 Rock
"And you're the R.A."
30 Rock
"Only if "R.A." stands for "really awesome.""
30 Rock
"Oh, okay, look."
30 Rock
"got pushed into me in the elevator."
30 Rock
"Okay, this is why we don't play football in the studio, guys!"
30 Rock
"What? But it's me, the Lizard."
30 Rock
"What are you talking about? The Blizzard wouldn't do that!"
30 Rock
"That's another option!"
30 Rock
"Look, there is no cool Liz. There is only R.A. Liz."
30 Rock
"You're wrong."
30 Rock
"What's going on here?"
30 Rock
"Sir, this lab requires clearance..."
30 Rock
"My God."
30 Rock
"Which one?"
30 Rock
"And no microwave ships without my say-so."
30 Rock
"you did not build a "perfect" microwave."
30 Rock
"What are you tinkering with, sir?"
30 Rock
"Until the FBI shot him."
30 Rock
"until I prove that it should never be released."
30 Rock
"For the good of the company."
30 Rock
"Until it was shut down. Because of the wolves."
30 Rock
"So, not Psychiatry?"
30 Rock
"I don't even care that we've taken a 73 minute break to eat it!"
30 Rock
"I try to forget, too, but Liz made me remember in front of everybody."
30 Rock
"- Poor Tony. - Not cool, Liz."
30 Rock
"Lizard! Lizard! Lizard!"
30 Rock
"Lizard! Lizard!"
30 Rock
"Of course."
30 Rock
"I'm lonely."
30 Rock
"And. Some. Beer. In. Cans. And. We. Will. Jam."
30 Rock
"And, about that Kable Town stuff..."
30 Rock
"I. Will. Make. Your. Dreams. Come. True."
30 Rock
"Yes!"
30 Rock
"All right, Kenneth, simulate a rainstorm."
30 Rock
"Quiet! Look! The display is malfunctioning!"
30 Rock
"an Inuit who wants a hot bowl of naglak,"
30 Rock
"Sir, you have to let go."
30 Rock
"You know I'm not a delivery man!"
30 Rock
"I'm wearing a suit and carrying a microwave!"
30 Rock
"Start. Time."
30 Rock
"19: 85."
30 Rock
"I guess it could be a year..."
30 Rock
"The year I started working here, actually. That's interesting."
30 Rock
"And since 1985, I have never allowed a subpar product..."
30 Rock
"That was me. 30 years ago."
30 Rock
"But he's right. It's over."
30 Rock
"Congratulations on making the finest microwave I've ever seen."
30 Rock
"Who ordered the Greek salad?"
30 Rock
"Beer me."
30 Rock
"I wouldn't really know."
30 Rock
"She had overlapping pregnancies five months apart."
30 Rock
"do you know Aqualung?"
30 Rock
"♪ I don't know the words except park bench ♪"
30 Rock
"Do not even use my awesome nickname."
30 Rock
"Did you give Tony your grandfather's watch?"
30 Rock
"No! You can't prove that."
30 Rock
""Not stolen property of Adolf Lemon. ""
30 Rock
"You know who I am?"
30 Rock
"there will be fines!"
30 Rock
"how do I know that the colors you see"
30 Rock
"Maybe what I see as red you perceive as green."
30 Rock
"Oh, yeah? Wanna see me shotgun this?"
30 Rock
"C'mon, we were just pranking Pete! How long do we have to do this?"
30 Rock
"You got it!"
30 Rock
"Hey, LL. Sorry we haven't had time to get into our costumes yet."
30 Rock
"How are we already behind today?"
30 Rock
"The new thing is to get an Adam's apple."
30 Rock
"He worked for years at Union Station in D.C."
30 Rock
"As a pickpocket."
30 Rock
"Card game, guys! 20 bucks per! Pot's 1,040! Who's in?"
30 Rock
"What is this, Jabba's pleasure skiff?"
30 Rock
"You buy a card. If it's picked you, win a thousand bucks!"
30 Rock
"KableTown guys notice."
30 Rock
"Your hair grows back. Everything grows back!"
30 Rock
"Fine, I'll take one if it'll get everyone back to work sooner."
30 Rock
"That game is not for Softhands and Faceworkers."
30 Rock
"It's for Strongs and Lifters."
30 Rock
"Your boos are not scaring me! I know most of you are not ghosts!"
30 Rock
"Come on. My card only has a 1 in 52 chance of getting picked anyway."
30 Rock
"How did you know that?"
30 Rock
Show more clips