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Clips from 30 Rock - MILF Island (S02E02)

"But who will be the final mommy you'd like to... oh, you know."
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"I came here to be number one!"
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"You guys gonna do any work today, or..."
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"It could've happened anywhere."
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"Uh-oh. Who said this?"
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"Wasn't me. I wasn't even at work that day."
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"Well, it better not be about that quote,"
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"This is bad... like, lose-your-job bad."
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"Well, I'm going to get yelled at."
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"What's going on with you?"
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"The season finale of "MILF Island,""
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"Somebody upstairs has changed their mind"
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"Ow!"
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"Lemon... remember this?"
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"Deborah and Shauna squaring off at Erection Cove."
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"She was just a struggling actress living in L.A."
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"She has real star quality. You should meet with her."
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"I'll return."
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"Calls have been pouring in all night."
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"I guess I should be out celebrating,"
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"but I'm waiting for a call from Don Geiss."
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"She... She really pulls it off."
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"Oh, no, thanks."
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"The critics said the same thing about Shakespeare."
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""MILF Island" reflects the drama of the human experience."
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"And isn't that the essence of art?"
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"It's about to explode!"
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"Okay, fine, don't meet with her."
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"for you to make an obscene amount of money."
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"Anyway, unless there's something else,"
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"Actually, we do need to resolve the, uh, "Page Six" debacle."
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"Oh."
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"Jack, I'm sorry you saw that."
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"We're gonna turn up the heat on your people..."
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"Yeah, and he's not happy."
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"No, I think you're safe"
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"Our pizzas are downstairs,"
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"Can I just get the pizzas and bring them up here?"
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"Look, whoever did this needs to fess up now!"
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"Lutz, come here."
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"Maybe if I can get the shirt off."
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"What is it, Kenneth?"
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"What? No, Tracy, you can't miss the show!"
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"He's the one I'm splitting the $3 million with."
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"I don't take orders from him."
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"That guy can eat my poo."
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"It would screw things up if this came out."
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"What if I really messed up his chances"
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"I would be so sad if I got caught for this."
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"Is everyone watching TV?"
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"Ugh!"
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"I just need four numbers."
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"Any... random... number."
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"Yes! Hornberger!"
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"Hello, you've reached Pete Hornberger at "TGS.""
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"Please leave a message."
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"No!"
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"A class-A moron."
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"My only other classmate was named Gilly."
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"but a thing like this brings back some old emotions."
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"making little piles of sawdust"
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"while Gilly plays with himself in the corner."
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"God, I am famished. Oh."
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"just confess so we can get out of here."
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"I think Lutz will tell you that, uh, I'm innocent."
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"No, I won't, dude."
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"and then you just reach inside yourself,"
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"I mean, one of my implants exploded..."
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"Now, boys, there are only two MILFs left..."
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"One of them is going home,"
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"Deborah's played the game so well."
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"Maybe it's a talk show."
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"so Liz and I were hoping you could help us"
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"to track down the person"
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"...or his mistake and will do the right thing."
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"I certainly hope so."
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"Do you have any guesses?"
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"I'm gonna kill you."
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"No, they're not real, unfortunately."
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"Miss Lemon, your eyes look like my uncle's"
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"Liz Lemon!"
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"I can't believe they put what you said in the paper."
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"Shh! How do you know about that?"
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"exactly what you said the other day."
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"They called me Stammerhead Shark, Lemon."
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"The butter thing opened up a lot of doors for them."
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"When I was born, I had a malformed extra baby foot"
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"extending from my actual foot."
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"They think maybe I ate my twin."
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"I had to wear corrective footgear"
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"that attached to a headgear."
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"Gilly chewed through his headgear."
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"Maybe you did it!"
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"Everyone will get a chance to speak,"
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"and only then will we make our decision."
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"That dude did it!"
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"I knew it was you!"
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"Look at his light eyes! They're freaky like a wolf!"
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"It's like Miami."
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"Maybe Liz did it."
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"and covered up for you..."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Please don't cry. It's making me feel weird."
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"I can't take this anymore."
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"because everyone knows the weight of a lie"
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"But why, Kenneth?"
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"Is it because I made you work late last night?"
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"until 2:00 in the morning,"
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"I don't know what to say, Kenneth."
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"You've embarrassed yourself and the show."
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"And, needless to say, you've hurt me personally."
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"She played the game so well."
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"but tonight Deborah is our winner."
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"Na-na na-na-na?"
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"Jack, what are you doing here?"
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"He called me Jackie-boy."
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"soccer moms, NASCAR dads,"
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"since that heart attack, haven't I?"
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"Lemon, Geiss' job is mine to lose."
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"that somebody would say that about me."
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