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Clips from 30 Rock - Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter (S04E04)

"And I can promise that my performance will improve,"
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"What are you going to wear?"
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"Think slutty Grace Kelly."
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"Uh, and the opposite of that just walked in."
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"Happy birthday, Jack."
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"♪ Wonder Woman! ♪"
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"Excuse me, how do you re-record on these things?"
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"Whatever, I'll definitely figure it out."
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"But my true present is that exquisite ensemble."
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"But I wish you didn't have to."
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"Happy birthday!"
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"There was one okay guy."
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"His foot was over the line."
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"Line dancing this afternoon."
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"Well, thanks, Jenna, but you don't want to do that."
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"No, it will be good acting research for me."
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"I'm up for a role in National Lampoon's"
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"Now you're having lunch?"
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"Lemon, the grown-up dating world is like your haircut."
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"Yes, Nancy showing up is a gamechanger."
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"Mrs. Doubtfire "shimself" could not do this."
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"And you're going to end up alone,"
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"Lemon, no."
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"The band is soaking."
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"Well, I'm sure it was just an isolated incident."
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"Nah, I'm telling you, Dotcom."
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"How can racism be back when we elected a black president?"
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"Barry Obams is the one who brought it back."
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"So you're saying that racism is back"
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"Hey, something's going on."
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"You know what I seen last night?"
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"It's back on."
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"And one, two, and hip, four,"
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"I collect posters."
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"Look at me, Jerem."
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"I know all the steps."
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"So I know you're, like, the man who has everything."
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"I haven't had this since that summer we worked on Cape Bilge."
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"that you moved to New York,"
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"Oh."
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"I even got them to make you that flavor we invented."
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"Peanut butter and Miller High Life."
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"Do you have to go to this black tie thingy tonight?"
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"Is it really better than me?"
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"It's different."
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"There's no way of knowing, at this point, uh..."
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"Well, I want to spend as much time with you as possible."
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"So, uh... why don't we meet for drinks after?"
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"Yes, definitely."
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""Money Bunny Avery Jessup steps out"
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"and I'm trying to get F.C.C. approval"
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"Okay."
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"Toofer, you are an invaluable member of our team."
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"You can't set me up like that."
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"And you look like "you won second prize"
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"That's my Donovan."
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"and... Oh, God, this is so queer."
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"Oh, this is perfect."
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"I should take this."
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"It's New York Yankees versus former mayors."
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"Get down here."
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"I've got to go."
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"I'll call you."
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"yet anxiety-producing."
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"You are officially a John Mayer-style garbage..."
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"I didn't have sex with anybody."
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"I don't think I can do this."
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"Today, I'm going to the boat show with Nancy."
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"I hate the idea of Nancy having dinner"
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"so I told her that you wanted to take her out."
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"Meanwhile, I'm reading a book called"
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"because I am confident, open, and positive."
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"And even worse, they're both going to lose me."
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"He left with his I.D."
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"Buddy, will you call Toofer and talk some sense into him?"
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"You know, I've been wanting to say this"
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"since 1991."
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"Tiana, Mulan, Pocahontas, Jasmine."
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"Wow, she's right."
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"Absolutely not."
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"What?"
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"But I respect his decision."
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"As a woman in this business..."
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"At work or in love."
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"You know, Jack, I think I know the real reason"
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"Okay."
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"You're very perceptive."
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"Exactly."
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"Uh... Maybe it does matter."
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"well, not you, because you would have been 16,"
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"I'm just saying, are we kidding ourselves with this?"
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"Do you even know who Lee Marvin is?"
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"I'd never have a family."
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"Jack, relax."
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"We've only been together a month."
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"We don't need to worry about that stuff now."
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"Don't ask how I got them,"
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"Look at me."
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"La-dee-da."
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"I mean, sure, it's a little bright in here,"
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"and they could have rescheduled that youth karate class."
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"Oh, come on, it's pathetic."
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"'Cause you're living life."
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"Hey, how are you doing?"
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"Some of them were former Marines,"
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"but they were mercenaries"
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"and you start talking about space mining?"
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"Come on, Liz."
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"Who do you want to meet?"
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"Well, now, you just sound like Jack."
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"No, it's okay."
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"But I'll tell you what I do want."
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"and nice to his mother."
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"instead of just taking out forks as needed, like I do."
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"even when I'm old."
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"Never got a hand up."
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"And it's over!"
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"was created as part of Title Nine."
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"Oh, no, Otis..."
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"The only reason N.B.C. picked up The Girly Show"
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