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Clips from 30 Rock - Today You Are a Man (S06E06)

"And I lost all my contacts"
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"What do you want?"
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"Awesome, great story."
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"I saw you."
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"No..."
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"Didn't you notice your food wasn't pre-chewed?"
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"J-Mo, Marty Goldstein"
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"is your accountant too, right?"
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"I owe him a call."
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"I can't write off all my shoplifting."
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"Look at this, Lemon."
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"I would've controlled every aspect of that project."
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"morale-boosting T-shirts indicating"
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"What do you even want?"
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"I used to be a legend."
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"And by your "assistant,""
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"Yeah, she'll be British."
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"Uh, hello? I'm back."
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"What do you mean "you're back"?"
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"Yes, you were."
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"but I thought that after six years,"
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"Jack wants a real negotiation?"
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"The catchphrase, "this smells,""
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"Merchandising. That's smart."
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"Here they are!"
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"Now Marty, how Jewish is everyone here?"
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"You know, this sucks. I hate you."
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"Don't worry about the fee."
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"You can just give it to us now."
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"maybe the IRS finds out that your nine dependents"
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"And Tracy, I'd hate for people to realize"
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"from Godzilla attacks."
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"But he told me all about you guys."
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"And I did not like the answer."
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"I'm Hazel Wassername, and yes,"
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"Dr. Lingard, yesterday,"
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"for her roles in these crimes."
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"Well, we are not doing that."
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"and not gross like apples on a sandwich."
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"Simon, you're fired."
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"Tell him the funmeister says, "hi.""
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"Maybe you just weren't giving me enough credit"
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"when you said this was beneath you."
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"That's what the Donaghy method is all about."
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"You'll win."
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"Charlotte Bob is in trouble."
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"Say, hey! I am one slick brother."
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"Do you socialize together outside of work?"
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"You're trying to solve an emotional problem,"
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"If you really want to be friends"
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"Every hair in place."
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"And whatever you do,"
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"Oh, are we starting? Please."
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"All right. Let's start with salary."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Boca 2002..."
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"I'm sorry, Jack. I have to take this."
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"The fake phone call to buy time in an emergency?"
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"Well, great job."
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"If we can get him out of there,"
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"than that pathetic butchering of Who's on first?."
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"That's the phrase I couldn't remember."
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"I think we're waiting."
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"Forcing people to wait, throwing things,"
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"Adam's acting like us."
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"If we don't make Adam happy,"
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"my house isn't a church,"
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"Tracy, as fellow stars,"
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"we may actually be able to solve Adam's problem."
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"what makes us happy?"
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"Like all actors,"
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"I know you are, but what am I?"
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"We just have to find out"
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"So where's your Russia?"
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"You can tell us."
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"You're rich."
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"Now you go get 'em."
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"say "the black one" on it?"
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"Yeah, it's delicious, hat guy."
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"Damn it!"
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"I wish I was dead!"
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"Please come back."
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"Tracy,"
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"employing "A shortness is weakness""
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"I thought you might do that,"
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"to do power quiet talking,"
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"forcing you to lean in and wonder if you're missing"
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"any key phrases."
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"Stalemate."
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"It's all on the tapes."
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"do the show without Lemon, think again."
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"Hello?"
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"No, that can't be right."
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"- What? - You won."
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"and Lemon Jack pounced on it."
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"- Double actor announcement. - Double actor announcement."
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"It's not about the air-conditioning, is it?"
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"Okay."
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"Sounds like Tracy's missing someone."
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"But you need him here, don't you?"
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"Yes, I do need you, Kenneth. I depend on you."
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"Yes. Now go."
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"Run, Kenneth."
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"Run before I change my mind."
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"Run, Kenneth!"
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"So I brought you this popcorn tin."
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"There's no popcorn left,"
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"Socks, underwear, bras."
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"Now look at me."
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"Maybe I'll just quit and..."
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"Go work for a not-for-profit."
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"Just don't cry. Daddy doesn't cry."
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"I want you to have everything."
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"You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon?"
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"And that's why he-me beat Kabletown Jack,"
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"After six years, there's still room"
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"I'm still going to take care of you."
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"there are other opportunities for me at the company?"
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"The guy who plays first is who?"
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"No, thank you."
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