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Clips from 30 Rock - Reunion (S03E03)

"Let's see... The company running that bike tour in South Carolina says "no singles"."
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"And your landlord called and said it's not the toilet, it's you."
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"They want to know if you're coming this weekend."
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"No. No way."
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"but the boat I was educated on sank."
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"It will be. If Kathy's father ever comes out of his coma."
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"except for Puerto Ricans!"
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"What?"
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"You're having your reunion this weekend?"
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"Don't tell me you're not going to go."
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"Uh-huh. It was hell for me."
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"but I guess every high school has people like Kelsey Winthrop."
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"you've found a hairstyle that works for you so long as it's not too humid."
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"to face a bunch of whittling, jugblowing IHOP monkeys?"
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"that the ugly duckling has turned into a vaguely ethnic swan."
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"No. I'm not going."
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"Mr. Geiss, It is very good to see you up and about, sir."
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"Yes!"
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"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
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"You're still my choice to take over when I die."
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"Grizz had to go to the optometrist."
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"Making up words won't save you!"
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"Geiss is staying on as C.E.O."
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"the Standards Department"
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"Are you okay?"
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"If I control my feelings, I win!"
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"Ass and the burgeoning art scene."
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"I'm sorry you're stuck in White Haven."
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"Sometimes I pee in the shower if I'm really tired!"
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"He didn't give it to me."
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"I know. But remember,"
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"I don't know where I am."
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"I know it's not Miami,"
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"but you can blow off steam here."
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"unless you're wearing a khan dong."
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"But do you like Methodist churches full of Vietnamese?"
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"Jeesh, buy a guy a drink first!"
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"Sure, what kind of bourbon?"
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"I think Danvers has a bar."
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"It's Liz Lemon."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Yeah. Surprising."
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"Erin, no! Don't sink to her level!"
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"I didn't think anyone was listening to me."
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"You were the homecoming queen!"
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"Excuse me, can I ask you a question?"
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"Sure."
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"You tell me."
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"That's the life, right?"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I'm getting drunk. Lemon, would you buy my mulch?"
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"I don't know, Jack."
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"Still think I'm "gayer than the volleyball scene in Top Gun"?"
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"I only said that stuff to try to make it"
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"I cannot deal right now."
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"I am so mad all I can do is dance!"
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"He was the first gay guy I ever kissed!"
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"Nothing, they're good Americans."
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"Hey, Lemon. Check this out. I just made it up."
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"Doesn't that sound great?"
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"No, no. All my life I thought I made good choices. But am I happy?"
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"These people are happy."
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"I am Larry Braverman."
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"Larry Braverman."
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"No one has seen you since graduation."
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"No, no."
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"You rock!"
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"Let's do some donuts."
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"I'm Larry now. That's one thing that Don Geiss can't take away from me."
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"Now, are you gonna be leaving soon?"
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"I'm gonna turn this thing around, Jack."
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"Show everybody the good, kind person I've become!"
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"No way, new friend!"
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"If we didn't exist, how would people know who to vote for?"
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"No, never! Attention is what gives us power."
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"I'm so, so sorry for what happened."
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"Really? Even for..."
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"Especially for that."
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"Say what you said to me that night at the lake."
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"Really, Liz?!"
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"New Liz is fun!"
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"Next stop, Kansas City!"
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"# Did you ever know that you're my hero,?"
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"# and everything I would like to be?"
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"# 98 bottles of beer?"
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"I want you all to know how happy I am right now."
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"Being here with you people has helped me more than you can know."
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"To us!"
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"Look at us! Just like we're back in high school!"
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"Think you still got the touch?"
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"A nightmare for whom, Lemon?"
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"then screw them and their rapidly yellowing teeth."
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"Or, as always, were you hiding behind your sense of humor instead of engaging in a real way?"
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"There it is, right there."
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"Look what I found."
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"You went to a printer, didn't you?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?"
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"She's the gay one!"
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"Ham Sandwich with the works. Hold the bread."
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"where young writers like Paddy Chayefsky and Rod Serling first rose to prominence."
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"Oh, Lord, I didn't know!"
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"We're not really best friends we are just good friends!"
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"Hey Larry, we've got a plan to get back at Liz and want to know if you're in."
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"We're gonna "Carrie" her."
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"Come up on stage, Liz!"
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"It comes with a $50 gift certificate to Outback Steak House."
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"Aw, not okay, guys!"
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"Sacrificed happiness for a job I don't think I'm ever going to get."
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"whom I'm honored to call my friend."
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"Thank you, Larry."
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"I am not Larry Braverman."
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"I repeat, I am not Larry Braverman."
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"Lemon, come on, let's go."
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"Lemon, the jet is waiting!"
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"Miss Lemon, you have several messages."
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"Your credit card company called,"
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"they want to make sure you're the one buying cream soda in bulk."
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"I sure am."
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"That's his opinion."
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